"The Latest and the Last" by Demon Hunter started to play and out came EIWF Commissioner "The Law" Eric Caldwell. He got into the ring and started to speak.
Eric: "I know there has been some buzz about tonight's show, most of that buzz has been focused on a rumored Non-Sanctioned Street Fight between Darkchylde and the Electric Joy Boy."
The crowd roared in response.
Eric Caldwell: "Ladies and gentlemen, never, let me repeat that...NEVER will there be a Non-Sanctioned fight in an EIWF ring, or on or around the premises of an EIWF Venue. So contrary to rumor, there will NOT be a fight between EJB and Darkchylde. EJB's suspension is lifted at 12:01am Saturday Octber 29th and not a second before. I allowed him here tonight to cut a promo, but that's it."
"However, before you folks boo me out of here, Daerkchylde will be in a fight, a Sanctioned EIWF Extreme Rules fight...against EJB's close friend and tag partner, Duncan Fraser!"
The crowd cheered as Eric left the ring. Johnny said that EIWF would be right back with an in ring interview with the Electric Joy Boy.
Commercial Break: "EIWF's Pay Per View extravaganza: Devil's Night, October 29th from the Extreme Emporium in New York City. 4 Big title matches involving 30 EIWF wrestlers."
Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back, he and Terry Gold hyped up the PPV with the big Hardcore Rumble for the EIWF Heavyweight title, the Fierce 4Some Elimination ladder match for the Bruiserweight title, the Tag title match and the Double Elimination Battle Royal for the Broadcast belt. Johnny said Julia Stevenson was in the ring and now iut was time time to interview.
Pop from the crowd.
The fans popped as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica started to play. EJB appeared in the back with some fans, holding up a six pack of Molson Candian. He was wearing red track pants with a black stripe and a red vintage Ottawa Senators Jersey. He was also wearing a Team Canada toque. He held the Six Pack high and took a can, he opened it and then chugged it to cheers from the crowd. He then walked through the crowd and got to the barricade. He stood on a chair, and with one foot on the chair and the other on the rail, he opened two cans and poured them down his gullet. He then took the three cans he had left, broke them off the rings, then threw two into the crowd. He got into the ring with his last can of beer and stood in the ring with Julia.
"It's me! It's me! It's the E-J-B! Old women think I'm Endearing...My Wife knows I'm Enduring...EIWF is gonna see I'm Ephen Extreme!"
Roar from the crowd.
EJB: "Gee, let me think, NO! In fact, I hope we can have a rematch soon because it'll be a chance for me to do it again! Except maybe this time, instead of just that Suckhead, I'll have the chance to fry all his pals!"
EJB: "I don't want anyone to misunderstand me. I come out here and I talk trash about these idiots, not because I'm crazy, but because I know them better than anyone else here, with the exceptions of Duncan Fraser and Walt Peterson. I know what kinds of tactics these guys pull, and so there is nothing they can do that can catch me off guard."
EJB: "I don't know what to expect. Caldwell has 30 of us, and he is going to do a Lethal Lottery to start off the PPV. That means I won't even know what match I'm in until Saturday night. All I can say is that EJB always seeks to do his best. If I'm in the Battle Royal, I'll try to win. If I'm in the Hardcore Rumble, I'll try to win. Personally, I hope I'm in the Hardcore Rumble, not just because it's for the top belt in the fed, but also because it fits my style more."
"I will say this though, if I see Kindred, I'll be taking his head off for him!"
The roar of the crowd quickly turned sour as "Sweet Dreams" by Marylin Manson started to play. Out came Kindred and Darkchylde through the curtain. They stayed at the entrance and Kindred had a cordless mic.
Kindred: "Foolish mortal; you still don't comprehend the ability of the Vampyre. Last month I was in an Exploding Cage, and was slammed 4 times before that onto explosives. If that had happened to Terry Funk or Cactus Jack, your so called 'Hardcore Heros,' they would have been done for permanently. Yet I am here, a month later, fully helaed and thirsting for revenge. Yet because of your suspension, I bide my time. However EJB I want you to watch Darkchylde carefully tonight, because as he decimates Duncan Fraser, I want you to bear in mind that whatever damage Darkchylde inflicts, is but a mere fraction of what I shall do to you!"
EJB: "Kindred, this is my interview time, not yours, and I am going to end this by saying one thing. I want you to listen carefully. Kindred: Blow it out your pale [bleep]! You're mine at Devil's Night!"
Kindred stood there, obviously fuming at EJB's comment.Darkchylde talked to Kindred and EJB left the ring, hopped the barricade, pulled a ticket out of his pocket and sat in an empty chair among the fans. Johnny said that EIWF would be back with the first match right after this break.
Commercial Break: "Stanley Hosspiss Beer: Brewed since 1932. Hosspiss Beer, tatses as it sounds. Beer the way Beer truly is. Hosspiss."
Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back and said it was time to get the action started with a rematch that already had a good grudge going. Terry Gold said that Mr Mean would go up against Deacon Bishop. These two met back on October 7, with Deacon getting the win with help from Martyr. Then on October 14th, Martyr and Mr Mean collided in an Extreme match with Martyr getting the win. Mr Mean would try to get some sort of payback. Redneck said it was time to go to Clive Johnson.
"Parade of Chaos" by Zao started to play and Deacon came out in a black suit with white shirt and black tie. he got into the ring, removed the coat and folded it in the corner. He tested the ropes as Clive continued.
"A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis vs JXL started to play. mr Mean came out and was received by boos. Terry said that he didn't see why Mr Mean was so hated. Referee Lyle Jones called for the bell and the match was underway!
Match Synopsis: Mr Mean and Deacon Bishop tied up and Deacon pushed Mr Mean to the corner. Mr Mean leaned through the top and middle rope and Lyle backed Deacon away. Mr Mean came out and poked deacon in the eye. He then botted deacon in the gut and executed a Fireman's Carry. Mr Mean then applied an Short Arm Scissor hold but Deacon wouldn't tap. Mr mean then got deacon up and did a super Arm Wringer, maing Deacon fall to the mat. Mr Mean laid the arm on the mat and then stomped on it. Mr Mean continued to stomp on Deacon, but then Deacon got back to his feet. Mr mean tried to Irish Whip Deacon, but Deacon reversed. Mr mean came off the ropes, but then slid between Deacon's legs. He got up and caught deacon with an Inverted Atomic Drop. He then tried a Backslide pin, but Deacon used his height and weight advantage to get Mr Mean. Mr Mean got out at 1 and then executed a Snapmare Takeover into laying Head Scissors.
Deacon was being worn down and then Mr Mean switched into a Rear Chinlock. Deacon battled to his feet and Mr Mean hopped onto his back to maintain the hold. Deacon Bishop ran back into the turnbuckle, squashing Mr Mean and freeing himself. Deacon then charged in but Mr Mean moved out of the way. As Deacon staggered back, Mr mean tried a Bulldog but Deacon fell down and Mr Mean missed, causing him to land on the mat. The fand laughed and chanted "You [bleep]ed up!" at Mr Mean. Mr Mean got to his feet first and when deacon got up, mr mean dropped him back down with a Dropkick. Mr Mean then executed a Standing Elbow Drop and then made a cover. Deacon got out at 2, then elbowed Mr Mean and then hit an Outside Crescent Kick. Deacon Bishop then picked up Mr Mean and whipped him offt the ropes. Deacon tried to clthesline Mr Mean, but Mr Mean ducked, got behind Deacon quickly and applied the Crossface Chickenwing! Deacon Bishop scrambled forward and fell into the ropes. Lyle Jones broke the hold with a 4 count. deacon slipped outside the ring, but didn't see Mr Mean give chasde. Outside the ring, Mr Mean applied the Crossface Chickenwing for a second time! Lyle started the count, but Mr Mean kept the hold on, even applying a Body Scissors to drag Deacon to the floor. At the count of 15, Mr Mean let the hold go and rolled into the ring. Redneck reminded everyone that in EIWF, the count goes to 20. Mr Mean then got out of the ring, re-sytarting the count from 1 and sough to do more damage to Deacon. Mean tried to whip Deacon's bad shoulder into the post but Deacon countered with a knee to Mr Mean's gut. Deacon Bishop then hit a DDT on the hard, concrete floor! He then rolled into the ring and tried to get some time so his shoulder could recover a bit.
Mr Mean rolled back into the ring and got a Single Leg trip on Deacon Bishop. He then got deacon in a sitting position and apllied a Surfboard. Mr Mean had the wrists of Deacon Bishop, had the foot in the middle of the shoulder blades and was pulliong back. Deacon was in obvious pain but he refused to tap out. The crowd started getting behind Deacon a bit and deacon started pounding the mat with his foot. He then got both feet flat on the mat and got into a squat. he got to his feet and pulled his arms back together. Mr Mean was snapped forward, Deacon reached back with a 3/4 front facelock and hit a Cutter! Mr Mean went down and deacon made the cover...1...2...Mr Mean kicked out! Terry Gold said that Deacon hit a grwat move with the Cutter, but Mr mean's kickout was a statement about the kind of wrestler Mr Mean was. Deacon grabbed Mr Mean by the head, but Mr Mean drove a knee to the gut and managed to Bodyslam Deacon. Mr Mean then applied a Seated Half Nelson on the bad shoulder of Deacon Bishop. Deacon refused to tap out and then for the third time, Mr Mean applied the Crossface Chickenwing! Terry said it had to be over now. Johnny Redneck said it looked very bad for Deacon Bishop at this point. As Mr Mean had the hold locked in, Deacon, out of desperation, bit Mr Mean's hand! The hold was broken and Lyle reprimanded Deacon. Mr Mean became infuriated and stomped on Deacon with ferocity.
Mr Mean then got Deacon back to his feet. Deacon threw a right hand, but then mr mean answered right bak with Meanie-Time Mr Mean went for the cover but only got 2. Mr Mean hit a series of chops and punches that backed Deacon against the ropes. he whipped Deacon, Deacon ducked, came off the other side and they collided with a double cross body block. They both got back to their feet and Mr mean hit a School Boy pin...he grabbed Deacon's pants and got the dubious 1-2-3!
"A Little Conversation" started to play as Mr Mean had his hand raised in victory. Out of nowhere came Martyr! He smacked Mr mean hard in the back of the head with a chair, then he hauled Mr mean up and hit an EvenFlow DDT onto the chair! The fans cheered as Martyr extended his arms with palms open, and his head hung.
Commrcial Break: "Demon Hunter's epic third album, "The Triptych" is in stores now. Hear the latest from the band who gave you "The Latest and the Last" (EIWF theme)"
"The 1996 Theme to Doctor Who" began to play and out came a blonde guy in a gray suit. He had a big smile on his face as he strutted down to the ring. He got in the ring, spread his arms and did a circle. He stood in the ring smiling and looking very confident.
"Well son, you might be known as Hung, but just so you and everyone here knows, there is only one WHOOOOO! Slick Dick!"
"Everybody in here knows that "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is the WHOO Dirtiest player in the game, he is the best of all time, and I grew up watching him back in Greensboro North Carolina! When I entered the pro ranks, I knew that if I was to be a success, I'd have to emulate my hero. So fans, get a good look at Slick Dick Fleer! WHOOOOOO! In EIWF I'll be a Jet Flyin Limo Ridin; Kiss Stealin Wheelin Dealin; Champagne Sippin Butt Whippin Son of a Gun WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm Slick Dick and I'm the real deal daddy!
Dick Fleer then pointed at a woman in the audience who was booing him.
"Don't worry sweetheart, Slick Dick will get to you after the show! But first Willy, I am putting the whole fed on notice, Slick Dick is going to be at Devil's Night, and after I am done winning the gold, kissing the girls and making them cry. They are going to rename the event 'Dick's Night!' WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The feed switches and the scene opens in a Dojo. Walt Peterson is there throwing punch and kick combos with Billy Malone holding a punching bag for him. Walt finishes off with a Spinning Back Fist and looks into the camera. Walt is wearing knee length green cammo trunks and a black nWo sleeveless shirt.
Walt: "You know, I just can't help myself. I can't help this urge I have in me to talk. I was watching EIWF last week and I saw Vector cut a little promo on me and at first I thought, 'Hey man, let it go. You beat him once, just get in the ring and do it again.' No, I couldn't do that, I had to talk about it. I have to talk about this Vector, you see, I have a question. Last week when you were in that High School gym, slamming punks to the gym mats, you said it was 'your world.' So am I right in assuming you're comfortable in slamming down teenage boys and contorting their bodies? Is that 'your world?' Sounds like you and Michael Jackson would make good friends!"
"You see Vector, it's one thing to be able to slam and pin a 16 year old kid, actually I'm sure that's illegal in 49 states and all 10 Canadian provinces. It's another thing to beat Mr MMA. You couldn't out wrestle me, you couldn't out manouver me, and I admit, you were in there solidly, I couldn't get you. 15 minutes wasn't enough time. However Vector, I got you, fair and square. You could have walked away and that would have been the end of it, but no, you think you have something to prove. Well Vector, if you step in the ring with Mr MMA again, there is only one thing you'll prove, that is...Lightning Can Strike Twice."
"As for Devil's Night, I'm in the same boat everyone else is in. I don't know what match I'll be in, I don't know what oppenents I'll be facing. However, one thing I do know, Mr MMA always shows up ready for action. if it's the Battle Royal, I can use my Muay Thai to kick everyone over the top twice. If it's the Hardcore Rumble, I can use my submissions to make 14 men tap out. regardless of where I am, in what match I'll be in, the result will be the same. That result is this: Peterson grabs gold."
The scene fades to black and the feed switched back to Johnny and Terry. Redneck say that a Vector/Peterson rematch would be dynamite, but so is this next match. It feature two newcomers, Carlos DeMolish against The Mighty Oleg.
"Low Rider" by War played as Carlos came out in sand color cammo Cargo pants and a white "wife beater" shirt. He slapped hands with the cheering crowd and rolled under the rope and stood in the middle of the ring.
The crowd booed as The Mighty Oleg came out with arms in the air. He removed his fur that was draped over his shoulders and got in the ring. Referee Steve Youngren signalled for the bell to be rung and the match to start.
Match Synopsis: Carlos came out with some fast hands, but Oleg hit Carlos with a standing Clothesline. Oleg then gave carlos a big Bodyslam. Oleg whipped carlos off the ropes and knocked him down with a Shoulder Block. Oleg then pushed Carlos back to the corner where Oleg gave Carlos a big open handed slap on his chest. Oleg then started to choke Carlos and Youngren broke them up. Carlos staggered out of the corner where Oleg picked up carlos and executed the Around the World attack. Carlos was downed with a stiff clothesline at the end and Oleg put his boot on Carlos for the pin. Carlos got up and was shoved to the corner by Oleg. Oleg charged in and nailed an Avalanche. Oleg tried for a second but Carlos rolled onto the apron. Oleg staggered back and Carlos then hit a flying clothesline press that knocked the big guy back. Carlos quickly got up and executed a running Leg Lariat, but Oleg was still on his feet. Carlos then went high and hit a beautiful Tope Rope Spinning Wheel Kick! Oleg was downed and Carlos hit the Tidal Wave. Oleg managed to kick out at 2 and the battle continued.
Carlos tried to whip Oleg, but Oleg countered and as Carlos came back, Oleg caught him and with an impressive display of power, dropped Carlos with the Oleg Smash. Redneck said it was over, but becxause of a nonchalant cover, Carlos slipped out a shoiulder. Oleg then knelt by carlos and applied a Blatant Choke, causing Youngren to step in again. Oleg hoisted Carlos onto his shoulder and dropped Carlos face first onto the top turnbuckle. Carlos was down and Oleg tried for a splash but Carlos slipped out of the way. he then applied one of his Finishers, the TIJAUANA PIPE DREAM! The crowd were going nuts as carlos looked like he was about to win, but Oleg reached out and grabbed the bottom rope. Carlos then quickly performed a Knee Drop onto the back of Oleg and applied a Camel Clutch. He pulled back on the chin of Oleg, stretching the neck. Oleg though used his weight advantage to buck Carlos off. Redneck said Carlos looked like a 6 year old on a bull. Terry said smart alecky quips were supposed to be his milieu. Carlos was rocked by a big fist from Oleg who then hit a Choke Liftn and Drop.
Oleg grabbed Carlos, but Carlos responded with an elbow, and a second, and a third. Carlos then got behind Oleg and jumped on his back, applying the Sleeper. Oleg swung his arms back and forth, but wasn't able to shake Carlos off. Oleg then back into the turnbuckle, squashing Carlos. Carlos slumped off, but then as Oleg charged in, Carlos had the presence of mind to lift both feet into Oleg's face. Oleg dropped to one knee and Carlos slumped in the corner. Carlos then got on the second turnbuckle and hit a modified version of his Tidal Wave! He went for the pin but Oleg refused to stay down! They got back to their feet and went toe to toe, with Carlos trying to use to use his speed. However, Oleg backed him up to the corner, where Oleg got a grip on carlos with both hands, turned Carlos toward to the center of the ring and hit the Ukraine Slam! Carlos looked rocked and The Mighty Oleg followed up with a stiff Wind Up Elbow Drop. As Oleg went down to make the pin, Carlos quickly raked his eyes! Carlos rolled out of the ring and tried to catch his breath. Oleg waited in the ring and tried to get his vision back. Carlos got on the apron and Oleg went over. Carlos rammed his shoulder into Oleg's gut a few times and Oleg bent over. Carlos flipped over the ropes and rolled on Oleg's back to the mat. Oleg turned and Carlos tried a Superkick, but Oleg absorbed the kick and then threw a big looping right that sent Carlos down. Carlos tried kicking at Oleg's knees, but Oleg trapped the ankle and then Splashed it! Oleg then hauled Carlos up and executed a Hangman's Backbreaker. Carlos writhed and kicked, but he couldn't get out, so he had no choice but to tap!
As Oleg stood there sans theme music admidst booing, Redneck said that Carlos put up a good fight, but Oleg was way too big. Redneck said Carlos would be a good contender for the Bruiserweight title in the near future. Terry added that Carlos would have to heal first. Redneck said that after a commercial break, it would be Main Event time!
Commercial Break: "EIWF's Pay Per View extravaganza: Devil's Night, October 29th from the Extreme Emporium in New York City. 4 Big title matches involving 30 EIWF wrestlers."
Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back and said it was time to get to the ring. He sent it down to Clive Johnson who was going to do the intros.
"Sad But True" by Metallica started to play and the fans were on their feet booingf as darekchylde came out in a leather kilt like skirt, face paint and a fishnet mesh shirt. He and Rubella got to the ring where Darkchylde got on the apron and somersaulted in, using the ropes.
"Watch Your Words" by Alter Bridge started to play and the fans roared as Duncan Fraser came out with Agnus and Holly. Duncan was wearing Cargo Pants and his patented t-shirt. It had barbed wire graphics on it and in plaid lettering on the front was "Hardcore Highlander" Duncan was also pushing a Shopping Cart that was carrying a Nintendo Game Cube, a metallic Bed Pan, a Trash Can with Lid, a Chair, an Aluminum Shovel, a Pool Cue and Duncan's Barbed Wire 2x4. Duncan pushed the cart to the ring and started to slide weapons into the ring when Darkchlyde suddenly charged and caught Duncan with a Over the Rope Flip Plancha!
Match Synopsis: Steve Youngren immediately called for the bell and the match started on the outside. Darkchylde was still on top of Duncan, throwing furious punches. Darkchylde then got up and grabbed the Pool Cue that Duncan had slid into the ring. Duncan was bent over, trying to get up when Darkchylde broke the cue across Duncan's back! Duncan was on all fours, then Darkchylde took the butt of the end he was holding and smacked Duncan in the temple. Duncan went down and Darkchylde threw the half of cue away, he started taunting the crowd in the front row. Darkchylde then got Duncan to his feet and tried to whip him into the railing, but Duncan countered. Darkchylde rammed into the railing, but Duncan followed immediately afterward and clotheslined Darkchylde over into the front row!.
Duncan climbed over and he started battering Darkchylde through the crowd, all the way to the bleachers where EJB was sitting with a contigent of fans. Duncan then in front of his tag partner, nailed the Stonehenge Revenge! The fans were chanting "E-I-Dubya-Eff!" as Duncan and EJB high fived each other. Duncan then held Darkchylde up and EJB took a long swig of Molson and spit it in Darkchylde's face! The fans were laughing and cheering as Duncan started to drag Darkchylde back to the rail. Darkchylde raked Duncan in the eyes and garbbed a chair, he then smacked Duncan in the head with the chair. Duncan was downed and Darkchylde went back to the rail, hopped it and went for the Shovel. he then started to head back to where Duncan was.
Duncan had recovered sufficently to side step the swinging Shovel, Duncan then threw a Karate kick that knocked Darkchylde down. Duncan then grabbed the Shovel and waited for Darkchylde to get up. He did so and then Duncan struck Darkchylde in the stomach with the blade of the Shovel, then did a forward thrust with the shovel, causing the bottom of the shovel to collide with darkchylde's cranium! Darkchylde was busted open and the fans were happy. Duncan dragged darkchylde along the floor with one hand while holding the Shovel in the other. Duncan dropped the Shovel ringside and then slammed Darkchylde over the rail and back to the ringside area.
Duncan then rolled Darkchylde into the ring and hauled him up. Duncan lifted Darkchylde high and executed the Pride of Scotland! Duncan picked up Darkchylde and hit it a Second time! Then Duncan did it a Third time! The fans were chanting "Holy [Bleep]!" as Duncan stood over Darkchylde. Johnny redneck said that Darkchylde was down, no way could someone survive the Pride of Scotland 3 times. Duncan then did a big thumbs down and the fans cheered. Duncan got down next to Darkchylde and applied the CELTIC CROSSFACE! Johnny said Darkchylde within 8 seconds, Terry said the hand was going up, it lookjed like Darkchylde was going to tap when suddenly the lights went out!
When the lights came on, Zoll was attacking Duncan! Zoll was stomping away on Duncan Fraser, but Duncan got up and he and Zoll started exchanging blows. Duncan hit a Stonehenge Revenge when the lights went out again!
When they came on, Paladyn and Kindred were attacking Duncan with Nightspawn dragging Darkchylde to his feet and sitting him in the corner. Agnus MacDougall grabbed the Barbed Wire 2x4 and slid into the ring, but a recovered Zoll grabbed Agnus and hit the FINAL JUDGEMENT! Paladyn laughed as Zoll rolled Agnus out of the ring. Paladyn and Kindred dragged Duncan to his feet when Kindred the Impaler DDT sending Duncan back down. A liughing Paladyn grabbed the mic and started to speak.
Paladyn: "Hey, EJB, are you enjoying this? Why don't you come in and stop us? That's right, you're suspended!"
Paladyn then got Nightspawn to get Duncan on his feet, Paladyn then nailed the Nocturnal neckbreaker on Duncan. Paladyn then pointed at Holly and told Darkchylde to go and get her.