EIWF's theme "The Latest and the Last" by Demon Hunter started to play and the fans applauded as Eric Caldwell came out. He had a serious look on his face as he approached the ring and got in.
Eric: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have spoken with Kindred during the week and I have an update on his condition. Let me first say that it was a miracle he wasn't burned beyond recognition in that match."
"Kindred has second degree burns but is resting and is healing. I cannot believe this, but he assures me that he will be at the Pay Per View on October 29th. He says that his healing process is faster because he's a vampyre. I don't know, I don't give a lot of creedence to this goth lifestyle and vampires and black magic, but I do know that in 5 years, this is the first time Kindred has to take time off because of injury. So I will take his word for it"
"With that being said, I have a difficult decision to make, actually I have a couple. The first involves the NB, particularly the team of Darkchylde and Kindred. I want to be fair and unbiased in my dealings as Commissioner, so I have come to this ruling. This week in the Main Event, Paladyn and Nightspawn will face the Superheros in the Tag Title Tournament. Next week, Darkchylde, you will have a new partner in your semi final match against the Black Panthers. If you cannot come up with a partner, then you and Kindred will be defaulted, but I will make you both Number 1 Contenders after the title has been won."
"Sad But True" by Metallica started to play and Darkcylde came out with his valet, Rubella. Terry Gold said it was touching to see a couple with matching face paint. Darkchylde and Rubella got into the ring and Darkchylde was given the mic by Caldwell.
Darkchylde: "Caldwell, you can take your #1 Contendership and cram it! I've been talking to Kindred a hell of a lot often than you. He, Paladyn and I have been talking, and planning and you know something butterballs? I HAVE a tag partner lined up. next week, you'll all see who he is!"
Darkchlyde and Rubella left the ring as Caldwell looked pissed from the disrespect he was just shown. terry Gold said that this group, although talented, were very discourteous. Caldwell started to talk again.
Caldwell: "You want to be a smart mouth punk do you Darkchylde? Fine. I am not going to do anything to rig the match next week. I don't operate that way. But what I will do is that I will make the Black Panthers against Darkchlyde and his Mystery Partner the Main Event, and outside my office I will have a sign up sheet for a Guest Referee so if anyone wants to get involved, they can!"
Caldwell: "I have one other announcement. After reviewing the match between Kindred and EJB, I have come to another decision. Let me preface this by saying that I as Commissioner do not want to play favorites. I do want to be fair and objective. In that match EJB slammed Kindred on all 4 C4 Boards, and of course, that's what we expected. However, there was still a minute left before the Cage exploded when EJB earned the pin. EJB not only locked the Cage, trapping an already injured Kindred inside, but he prevented people from going in to extract Kindred before it was too late."
"The brutality in the match I do not object to. EJB has a long standing rep as hardcore and that's why he's hired on here, but EJB, locking the Cage and trapping Kindred inside for the explosion was uncalled for. You had already won the match and yet you put Kindred in a potentially life threatening situation. You crossed the line and so I must inform you that effective immediately, you are Suspended!"
The fans booed and started chanting "You Suck!" at Caldwell.
Johnny: "That's stern! I didn't expect Commissioner Caldwell to make a ruling like that."
Terry: "I think it's a good call. EJB had the match won like Caldwell said. He punsihed Darkchylde, now he's being impartial and punishing EJB. I think it's good."
Caldwell: "EJB, you will be reinstated for action on October 29th at Pay Per View. Feel free to show up for our Oct 28th show before that for interview time. Until then, you cannot set foot near an EIWF taping, or the EIWF office in New York. You will get to participate in the Broadcast title Battle Royale or the EIWF Heavyweight Title Hardcore Rumble, depending on how the lottery goes."
"I hate making these kinds of decisions that affect wrestlers, but I have to because I am the Mish, and I am the LAW."
"The Latest and Last" starts to play and Eric Caldwell hands the mic back to Clive Johnson. he leaves the ring and walks back up the aisle to a smattering of boos and jeers."
Johnny: "Like it or not, Caldwell is doing his best to be fair, and that means making calls that not everyone likes all the time. Folks, we'll get started on the match action after this break!"
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Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back to Firece Friday and he said it was time to get it started. Mr Mean would face off against a newcomer, Deacon Bishop. It was time togo to ringside with Clive Johnson
"Little Less Converstion" by Elvis v JXL started to play and out came the masked Mr Mean. he walked down the aisle to boos and got in the ring, testing the ropes.
Clive: "And his opponent, standing at 6'6" and weighing 261 pounds. From Salt Lake City, Utah, he is Deacon Bishop!"
"Parade of Chaos" started to play and out came Deacon Bishop. He was wearing a black suit and was carrying the cordless mic. he stood there in front of the curtain as he spoke.
As Deacon Bishop lay down the mic and proceeded to remove his suit jacket, mr mean left the ring and chargedf up the ailse infuriated! He hit the big man with a clothesline and then nailed a dreopkick!
Match Synopsis: Deacon and Mr Mean got up from the altercation as referee Lyle Jones called for the bell. Mr Mean clubbed and chopped away at Deacon and then did a single leg takedown. Mr Mean then applied a Figure Four Leg Lock in the middle of the aisleway! He kept it locked on even as Lyle was counting. Lyle got to 10, and Johnny Redneck remionded everyone in EIWF the count went to 20. Mr Mean let go of the hold and headed back to the ring. Deacon Bishop got up and hobbled to the ring, Mr Mean rolled out to break the count and then hit a nice Russian Leg Sweep onto the floor. Mr Mean took the leg and then kciked the hamstring and dropped an elbow followed with a Leg Lock, with Mean's elbow down in Deacon's knee and Mean pulling up on the leg. Mean grabbed Deacon by the hair but Deacon responded by thrusting forward with his weight and pushing Mr Mean back first into the ring apron. Deacon then rolled into the ring and Mr Mean followed. Mr Mean tried to attack the leg but Deacopn stopped him with some punches. Deacon then hit a Stomach breaker and dropped an elbow across Mr Mean's back. Deacon then applied a headlock and threw four hard punches to the side of Mr Mean's head. Deacon Bishop stood there, obviously not able to put all his weight on the leg still and he stood behind Mr mean waiting for him to get up. Mer Mean did so and Deacon slapped on the Cobra Clutch! Johnny said Mr Mean might tap out earlyy but then with a burst of strength, deacon lifted Mr Mean up and dropped him with the Cobra Clutch Bomb! Deacon went down though and sat there favoring his leg. terry said this was bad, as deacon would need his legs to be stable to hit big power moves.
The ref started to count as Deacon crawled over and made the cover, but because of the delay he only managed 2 and a half. He knelt up and grabbed Mr Mean by the mask, but Mr Mean fired off a hard elbow, he then hit an arm drag, locked in an arm scissors and then followed up with an elbow drop onto the arm. He then got Deacon up and twisted the arm. Deacon pulled Mr Mean in and with his free arm hit a nice forearm shot to the jaw. Deacon the whipped Mr mean and caught him coming off with the Tilt a Whirl Sideslam! Deacon rose his arms in triumph instead of going for a cover. He hobbled over to Mr mean who was waiting with a Low Blow. Deacon went down to his knees and Mr Mean applied the front face lock. From the front face lock Mr mean went into the Front Face DDT, dropping Deacon on his face. Mr Mean went for the cover but only got 2.65.
Mr Mean got Deacon back to his feet and tried to whip him, Deacon reversed it and when Mr Mean came off, Deacon hopisted him into a fireman's carry and dropped him with a horrendous Death Valley Driver. Deacon then did a fist drop and hauled up Mr Mean. He punched Mr Mean and then whipped him into the corner. He lifted Mr Mean to the top and everyone saw the Deacon was going for the Top Rope Suplerplex. Mr Mean blocked the first two attempts and then raked Deacon's eyes. Mr Mean then hit what could be called an Inverted Bulldog off the top rope! Johnny Redneck was in a state of shock. terry Gold said that was astounding and the fans were chanting "Holy [bleep]" Both men lay there hurting as Lyle began the count. Mr Mean was up first and looked at Deacon. He grabbed Deacon's bad leg, put it across his shoulders, bending the knee around his neck and using his arms to apply pressure to the thigh and shin of Bishop. Terry Gold said this was a good move known as a Rack Leg Lock. Redneck commented it looked like a Torture Rack done to someone's leg. Deacon refused to submit however and then in a nice show of skill, was able to turn his body in, hook the leg of Mr Mean and take him down for a sort of side cradle pin. Mr Mean kicked out at 1 and then did a knee drop on the bad leg of Bishop. Mr Mean then grabbed the leg and called for the Figure Four. As mr Mean turned, deacon kicked Mr Mean off and got up. Mr Mean came runnnig in, but Deacon was ready. he used Mr Mean's own momentum to propell Mr mean with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex in which Mr Mean landed with the back of his head on a turnbuckle! Mr Mean lay there hurting, Deacon sat up hurting and Lyle Jones ran over to check on Mr Mean. Johnny Redneck wondered if Mr Mean's neck was broken from that impact.
Deacon Bishop got up and grabbed Mr Mean, but Mr Mean put of instinct sent a boot to the leg, Mr mean tripped Deacon and then did a slingshot sending Deacon into the post. Deacon went down and Mr Mean slumped in the corner, holding his neck. Terry Gold said he locved the physicality of the contest so far. Mr Mean struggled, but he got to the middle turnbuckle and hit a nice Flying Fist Drop that connected on the leg of Bishop. Mr Mean went back up and called for another, this time going to the top. Deacon Bishop got up and hobbled and fell into the ropes! He then made his way over to Mr mean, got up high and dropped Mr Mean with a Top Rope Fisherman's DDT! The fans were going wild as were the commentators. deacon hauled Mr mean up and called for a Powerbomb. He got Mr Mean into the air but his leg gave out, causing Mr Mean to fall on him for a pinning predicament. Deacon managed to kick out but Mr Mean grabbed the leg and dragged Deacon over to the corner. He hauled Deacon's l;egs out on either side of the post, took the bad leg and threw it into the post! Lyle shouted rebuke at Mr Mean but he didn't listen. He did it a second time and Lyle told him to cut it out and get back in the ring. He did it a third time and then Lyle started the count. Mr Mean then applied a Figure Four Leg Lock around the ringpost! Deacon Bishop screamed out in agony.and started to tap out, however, because mr Mean was outside the ring, it didn't count. Mr Mean kept it applied until Lyle hit 12, then Mr mean laid thje leg across the post and did a standing dropkick on it!
The fans were booing and jeering Mr Mean as he stood in front of the front row taunting them. Deacon's face was etched with pain and he crawled away holding his leg. Mr Mean got onto the apron and posed, to the shagrin of the fans. He then got in the ring and pinned Deacon, however Deacon managed to kick out. Mr Mean stomped on deacon a couple of times and then went upstairs.He tried for an Elbow drop but Deacon rolled out of the way! Deacon lay on the mat, Mr Mean lay on the mat and Deacon got Mean on his side and applied the Katahajime choke! Terry said that Deacon's leg may be bad, but his arms aren't, and in this position, there was no advantage for Mr Mean. Mr Mean was fading and fast, he lunged out, arms and legs kicking, and his foot slipped under the rope. The hold was broken and Terry said if Deacon was able to apply Body Scissors with that choke hold, it would have been over, but Mr Mean was able to manouver his body and escape. Deacon got on his hands and knees and Mr Mean ran by with a hard Knee Lift that knocked Deacon on his back. Mr Mean then took the legs of Deacon Bishop and applied a Standing Figure Four Leg Lock! As Deacon was in agony, a man in a leather jacket, knee length denim shorts, a "Solid State" t-shirt and a flannel shirt tied around his waist came out. He got on the ring apron and distracted Lyle. lyle started yellnig at the stranger to get off the aporn when Deacon started tapping. Mr Mean turned his head and looked and saw the man with Lyle. Mr Mean let go of the hold and charged oiver. The man hopped off the apron before Mr Mean could stike and Mr Mean started yelling at the stranger.
Deacon Bishop got back to his feet, just barely though and limped over to mr mean. He grabbed Mr Mean and hit a nice Reverse DDT. Deacon Bishop went for the cover but only got 2. Deacon then went for a Backslide Pin but only got 1. Deacon then scored with a Pedigree but was late making the cover and only got 2 and 3/4. Both men got back to their feet and Deacon hit a Shortarm Clothesline. He followed that up with a Standing Leg Drop but Mr Mean slipped out. Deacon Bishop got Mr Mean back up, whipped him, and as deacon ducked his head, Mr Mean hit a Swinging Neckbreaker. Mr Mean went for the cover but broke it immediately when the stranger got back up onto the apron. Mr Mean went over and took a swing but the stranger hopped back down. Mr Mean turned around and Deacon scored with the Inside Cradle, only getting 2. Deacon then scored with a Single Arm DDT but Mr Mean refused to die.
Deacon got Mr Mean back to his feet, he whipped Mr Mean into the corner and charged in with a clothesline. Mr Mean moved out of the way and Deacon bounced off the turnbuckle. As he staggered out, mr mean went for a Missle Dropkick, but Deacon ducked and referee Lyle Jones got decked! Mr Mean kneed Deacon in the stomach, got him up and hit the JUMPING PILEDRIVER!!! However as Mr mean made the cover, there was no one to count. Mr Mean got up, and turned, only to come face to face with the stranger. The stranger was holding a chair and he speared Mr Mean in the stomach with the chair, dropped the chair and then hit an EvenFlow DDT onto the chair! The stranger helped get Deacon onto Mr Mean and slid out of the ring. lyle came to and counted the 1-2-3!
Clive: "Your winner...Deacon Bishop!"
"Parade of Chaos" started to play as Deacon was helped to the back by the stranger. Lyle was groggy but he took time to check on Mr Mean.
Johnny: "Well folks, we'll be right back with a special interview after this commercial break!"
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"tenn0" by Mortal started to play as Walt Peterson came out wearing a black suit with black suit and black tie with gold tie clip. He was holding hands with a 5'1" Chinese girl who was wearing a red powersuit ensemble. Behind them was a man 6'5", with spiked hair and dressed in denim with a "Guns and Roses" shirt. next to him was a man in a white suit who looked to be South American. they got into the ring and walt stood face to face with William while his group flanked him.
William: "Hewwwo Walt!"
Walt: "Tell ya what William, hold that microphone and hold your tongue and let every lady in here hear the sexy bass of the Big Waltbowski!"
"Nobody should really be surprised that I showed up here to EIWF, after all, Stefano DiMera, my former Financial Backer owns the fed. Eric Caldwell is a former Mish of mine and a man I got along with. Then looking at the roster, I have had history with Paladyn, EJB, Kindred, Lunch Lady Stan, even Koji and I are on the ECCW roster together, and then Duncan Fraser...the guy has been my opponent, he's been my tag partner. So I'm in this thing and I am here to do something. Unlike that poor schmuck who just won with help from his boyfriend, I'm here to show you all something truly different...MMA. The two men with my and my wife are cesar Befonta and Billy malone. Those of you familiar with Wrassle's TV Schedule already knew that. Cesar trains the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Billy trains the Striking with Muay Thai and Kickboxing."
"So I am here at the request of Stefano to simply wrestle, use my MMA and electrify you fine fans..."
"O Canada" as performed by the RCMP Brass Band started to play and out came Curtis Vector in a warm up suit. The fans booed him as he spoke with cordless mic in hand.
Vector: "I can't take anymore of this nonsense! I have had it with the stupid characters in this organziation. From Dracula to that retard Lunch Lady Stan to the extras from New Jack City, I see nothing but lame gimmicks and lamer wrestling. And now, another lame gimmick has been hired. 'Oh look at me, I'm Walt Peterson, I'm a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighter. I'm going to use MMA!' That's so lame. As if we weren't plagued enough with bad gimmicks, we now have a "UFC Wannabe." Well, that's it! I have had enough! Peterson, I want you in the ring, and I want you in the ring to show you the meaning of 'wrestling!'"
Walt: "Curtis, I have to admit, you're a great wrestler. You did great in the Extreme Evenflow Wrestling Federation, your win over BGN was impressive, but Curt...you're a whiny pain in the ass!"
"All right Curtis, you want me in the ring, you got me. You and I will petition Caldwell for a match next week when EIWF heads to the Verdun Auditorium."
Vector: "Perfect! Your hometown crowd can watch yopu get beaten down by a real Candian hero!"
Walt: "Since you're so big and bold Curtis, and since you're so confidfent you'll beat me, how about we make it an 'I Quit match?'"
Vector: "Caldwell, you hearing this? Peterson and I next week on EIWF's Fierce Friday in an 'I Quit Match!' Book it Eric!"
Eric Caldwell came out, he took the mic from Curtis and simply said "Yes." The fans roared as Caldwell went behind the curtain with the mic. Vector stood there shouting something inaudible at Walt.
Walt: "Vector...I'M GONNA CHOKE YOU OUT!"
The fans cheered again as Vector left. Walt and his Entourage left the ring and went up the aisle, Walt slapping hands with the fans. Johnny Redneck and Terry Gold said this match would be PPV Quality and it would happen next week! Joihnny said that they had to go to a break but would be right back!
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Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back and said it was time for the next match up, without further delay here was Clive Johnson.
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a Bruiserweight contest sceheduled for one fall and will be fought under Extreme Rules! Coming to the ring first accompanied by Rubella, standing at 6'1", weighing 185 pounds, from toronto, Ontario, Canada, Darkchylde!"
Despite the mentioned of Toronto, the fans in the MacDonald Armory were booing as "Sad But True" by Metallica started to play. Darkchylde came out in a knee length leather skirt with a fishnet shirt and his facepiant. He got into the ring and knelt on one knee.
Clive: "And his opponent, from Malibu Beach, California, standing at 6'2" and weighing 195 pounds, here is Rave!"
The lihhts went out and were replaced by strobe lighting. Rave walked through the curtain, smiling big and dancing as "Dread Rock" by Oakenfold started to play. He grooved down the aisle to the delight of the ladies in the Armory. He even got a cheer from the guys who respected his ability, even if he was a pretty boy. he got in the ring and the house lights came back on. Kieran O'Mally called for the bell and this match was underway!
Match Synopsis: Darkchylde charged in but Rave executed a Back Body Drop follwed by a Standing Moonsault that got a 1. Darkchylde got up and hit rave with several fore arms to the face, he whipped rave off the ropes and caught Rave with a Flying Head Scisscor Takedown. Rave got back up and when Darkchylde ran in Rave exeuted a nice Japanese Arm Drag. Rave threw Darkchylde off the ropes but Darkchylde countered with an Asai Moonsault that connected chest to chest with Rave, taking him down. Darkchylde then got out onto the apron and waited for Rave to get up. Rave got to his feet and Darkchylde put him back down with a nice Springboard Dropkick. Darkchlyde then did a flip Senton spalsh, ran to the corner and hit a Leg Drop off the second rope. Darkchylde went for the pin but only got 2. darkchylde hauled up Rave but rave shook Darkchlyde off and booted him in the stomach. Rave then threw a left jab, Darkchylde countered with a right hook, rave tried to throw another punch but Darkchylde countered with a backslide Pin, however Rave got out at 1. Darkchylde then applied a blatant choke to Rave, then darkchylde got up and stomped him. darkchylde bodyslammed Rave and dropped a leg. darkchylde hauled up rave anbd chopped him, bur Rave answered back with an Enzuigiri. Rave then slipped outside the ring and reached into the front row where he garbbed a chair. he threw it in the ring, hitting Darkchylde. Rave then slid in, grabbed the chair and nailed darkchylde in the head with it. Rave then placed the chair over Darkchlyde, got on the apron and hit the E-Drop onto the chair! Rave went for the cover but Rubella distracted the ref.
Rave chased her off the apron, but Darkchylde got up as he was doing so. Rave turned and caught Darkchylde with a boot to the gut as Darkchylde had his hands up for a double axe handle. Rave then hit a nice Swinging DDT. He threw Darkchylde into the corner and turned him over for a Tree of Woe. Rave the placed the chair in front of Darkchylde's face and hit a Baseball Slide, knocking the chair into Darkchylde's face! Rave was going to cover but he saw Rubella out of the corner of his eye. He went over to her but she dropped down off the apron. Rave then left the ring to go after her. He had her cornered agaibst the guard rail when out of nowhere, Darkchylde came off the top rope with a Chair shot to Rave! Rave crumpled down and lay on the mat. Johnny Redneck asked how anyone could survive that? Darklchylde made sure Rubella was all right and then turned his attention to Rave. He hauled Rave up and executed a Russian Leg Sweep into the Guard Rail. Darkchylde then rolled Rave into the ring and placed his feet on the second rope. Darkchylde bounced up and down, getting momentum and came down with a big Knee Drop on Rave. Darkchlyde went for the cover but Rave grabbed the rope. Darkchylde hauled Rave to the middle of the ring and did a double elbow drop. Darkchylde got on the top rope and tried to hit a Splash but Rave rolled out of the way. Rave and Darkchylde lay on the mat, both looking tired from their breakneck pace. Rave got up first and hit a running elbow drop followed by a Spiral Leg Drop. rave then tried to hit a standing Moonsault again but Darkchylde got his knees up. Darkchylde the struggled to his feet and hit a Sunset Flip on Rave as he tried to battle back to his feet, but Rave got out at 2. Darkchylde then went to the top, but Rave lept up, and then hit a Top Rope Tigerbomb! Johnny redneck said this was over as Rave draped an arm across Darkchylde. Kieran went down and 1...2...Rubella attacked Rave! She stomped on him and Rave got up incensed. He stalked her back to the corner but Darkchylde hit Rave from behid. He tried to irish whip Rave but Rave countered and hit a Jump Swinging DDT that planted Darkchylde. Rave got on the top rope and hie the RAVE EFFECT! He made the cover and as ERubella tried to break it up, Duncan Fraser, who had come out while Rave was hiting his finish, grabbed Rubella by the ankles and tripped her! Darkchylde was helpless as O'Mally hit the 1-2-3!
Clive: "The winner of the match, Rave!"
"Dread Rock" by Oakenfold started to play as the crowd cheered Rave. He looked tired, but he still smiled big. Duncan Fraser left without as much as looking at Rave. As Rave was in the ring trying to celebrate, the Elvis Impersonator attacked again! He had a guitar that he cracked over Rave's head from behind! The Elvis impersonator then did a shuck and jive dance before Officer Jim and EIWF Security pursued him. Terry Gold said that between allowing masked men to attack wrestlers and the Elvis wannabe attacking Rave 2 weeks out of 3, Officer Jim seems to be doing an imcompetent job. Johnny redneck said EIWF would be right back.
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Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back and said it was time to go to Julia Stevenson who was going to interview one half of tonight's Main Event, the Superheros.
"Actually Johnny, Julia has to interview the Priests of Nocturne, because wherever Hulk 2k5 is, there you find me, "Lene" Gene! Tonight Hulk, you and the '66 Batman with Brother Luv in your corner will face the Priests of Nocturne, a very imposing and imtimidating team.."
"Well let me tell ya something brother, Hulk 2k5 isn't afraid of those two dudes! Did you people see my tag partner, the '66 Batman at Cage Rage brother? He was on fire dude, he fought like a warrior, and tonight, the Superheros are gonna fight like warriors dude. We will wage war against Paladyn and his giant partner dude. You see Lene Gene brother, I don't know why those other dudes are so imtimidated, but I know that I'm not! I got all my Hulkamanics behind brother. The spirit of Hulkamania courses through my veins brah, the same spirit of Hulkamania that enabled Hogan to bodyslam Andre the Giant lives in my heart brother. Me and all my Little Hulkamaniacs in the MacDonald Armory are going to take Nightspawn, that dark giant and we are going to slam him into the third row dude! WHA'CHA GONNA DO? WHEN HULK 2K5, THE '66 BATMAN AND BROTHER LUV RUN WILD ON YOOOU?"
Johnny Redneck said Hulk 2k5 sounded confident. Terry Gold said they were going to get killed. Johnny said they had found Julia who was with the Priests of Nocturne.
Paladyn: "Ssssssh Julia, I know what you are going to ask. You will ask what Nightspawn and I think of the comments just made by Hulk 2k5. I'll get to that. First of all I want to address EJB. Electric Joy Boy, you ought to be thanknig Eric Caldwell right now, he just saved your life, for the time being. However, I fear he only delayed the inevitable.You see Electric Joy Boy, if Caldwell had kicked you out of EIWF for life, he would have done you a favor. However, he is allowing you to come back at EIWEF's first Pay Per View, and how fitting it is called 'Devil's Night.' Electric joy Boy, Kindred will be back, and when he comes back, he and the rest of the NB will hunt you down like the lamb you are and you will feel the Reckoning."
"Duncan Fraser, you pal around with Electric Joy Boy and although you haven't received your due yet, believe me when I say you will. I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgiven. The Vyper's Grip Death Lock awaits you Duncan Fraser, especially now that you interefered in Darkchylde's match. Your end will be most gruesome indeed."
"As for Hulk 2k5 and the '66 Batman. You two fought well against two men who were half your size. Tonight, you face Paladyn, the Lord of Nocturne, and you face The Dungeonlord, the unstoppable, unbeatable Nightsapwn.The biggest man in this federation. You will fall tonight, the Priests orf Nocturne will be the architects of your ruin."
"I hope that answered your queries Miss Stevenson."
Julia: "uh sure. I'm going now, back to you Johnny."
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a Bruiserweight class match up scheduled for one fall and will be fought under Extreme Rules! Introducing first, from Tokyo, japan. Standing at 5'10" and weighing 200 pounds, Super Kabuki!"
"Time to Go" by Dropkick Murphys starts to play and Kabuki walks through the curtain to boos. He shrugs them off and heads to the ring.Terry Gold said that Kabuki is looking for a win tonight. Kabuki gets into the ring and stretches.
Clive: "And his opponent, from Kame House, standing at 6'1" and weighing in at 203 pounds, Son Goku!"
The closing theme to Dragonball Z entitled 'We Were Angels' started to play and the fans cheered as GFoku came out. He was wearing his Orange Gi jumpsuit and had his wild hair. He rans down the aisle and slid into the ring. Steve Youngren called for the bell and Goku met Kabuki in the middle with a hand extended. Terry Gold it was admirable to see sportmanship. kabuki looked at Goku's hand and hit a Enzuigiri (without the foot catch) kick that knocked Goku down. Terry said that gesture was less courteous.
Match Synopsis: Kabuki stomped on Goku, but Goku got a Leg Scissor trip on kabuki. Goku went up by Kabuki's head, applied a headlock and gave Kabuki a noogie! Goku got up and posed to the crowd. Super Kabuki ran at Goku, but Goku turned in time and using kabuki's own momentmum gave Super kabuki an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex that sent Kabuki OVER the ropes and to the floor! Kabuki landed hard on the floor and looked to be in pain early on. Goku grinned, not out of malice, but because he was having fun and got on the top. he looked down at kabuki and with cheers from the crowd hit the Saiya-jin Splash to the outside floor! Kabuki and Goku shuddered on the impact and Goku rolled off. He held his stomach and ribs while grimacing, while Kabuki looked like he was convulsing. Both men lay there trying to get their wind back. Goku got up first and as Kabuki was standing, bent over, Goku dropped to his knees, giving a Kneeling Uppercut to Kabuki that sent him into the guard rail.
Goku then grabbed a chair and set it up next to Kabuki. He draped Kabuki over the guard rail, ran, jumped off the chair, over the rail and came down with an Ax Kick! Kabuki hit the floor and was in the first row with Goku. Goku then picked up Kabuki, gave him a Spinning Back Chop, and then tried to Irish Whip Kabuki into the Rail. Kabuki reversed however and Goku was sent into the rail shoulder first. Kabuki then grabbed a chair and threw it at Goku. He charged at Goku, but Goku got into a crouch, grabbed Kabuki by the legs, lifted him and dropped him across the guard rail stomach first with a Flapjack. Kabuki lay on the floor and Goku was in the front row. Goku threw a chair down on Kabuki and followed up with a Slingshot Plancha onto the Chair. Goku and Kabuki lay there, with Goku getting up first, he rolled Kabuki into the ring but as Goku got in, Super Kabuki was waiting with a low blow. He them atomic dropped Goku and hit a Standing Dropkick. Kabuki got on the top rope, and took nailing Goku with a Spinning Leg Drop. Terry Gold said this was impressive high risk wrestling. Kabuki went for the La Magistral but only got 2. Kabuki then slid outside the ring and despite a fan's objections, grabbed a Beer Bottle. Johnny Redneck said the fan proabably wasn't finished the beer yet. Kabuki tried to hit Goku, but Goku rolled out of the way, beer spilling on the mat. Goku then hit a Back Brain Heel Kick that took Kabuki down. Kabuki still held the bottle and when Goku grabbed him by the head, Kabuki low blowed Goku with the bottle! Johnny redneck said it was good for Goku the bottle was still intact. Kabuki went for a cover, but then Goku locked his legs around Kabuki's arm and his arms around Kabuki's other arm and did what Redneck described as an Inverted backslide. kabuki gfot out at 1, as it was obvious Goku was still hurting from the bottle to the groin.
Kabuki put the boots to Goku and then hip tossed him, Goku managed to get up and hip tossed Kabuki, both then tried to dropkick each other at the same. Goku's feet connected with kabuki's feet and both men knelt, facing each other, breathing heavily. Kabuki struck fast with a low dropkick that hit Goku in the shoudler. Kabuki then applied a kneeling Armbar as he put his knee into Goku's shoulder. Goku refused to tap and kabuki looked at the crowd, keeping the hold applied. Goku garbbned the Beer Bottle without Kabuki seeing, and as Kabuki maintained the armbar but hauled Goku up, Goku responded with a kick to the gut. Kabuki chopped Goku in the chest and then Goku smashed the Beer Bottle over Kabuki's head! Super Kabuki went down in a heap and Goku made the cover as Youngren counted the 1-2-3!
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, Son Goku!"
"We Were Angels" started to play and Goku had his hand raised. he left the ring with a big smile on his face and reached out to fans as he walked back up the aisle. Terry Gold said it was another great effort by kabuki, but another disappointment. Johnny redneck said this would be the last commercial break.
Commercial break: "Franklin's PMS Tablets. While she freaks, you sleep. Franklin's PMS tablets, because it's their problem; Not ours."
Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back to the Main Event of EIWF's Fierce Friday on SCTV. It was time for the Main Event. The Tag Team Tournament Semi Finals were about to begin. The brackets were The Black Panthers v darkchylde and his partner, and Superheros v Priests of Nocturne. Redneck said this one had the potential to get ugly and Terry Gold concurred.
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Main Event of EIWF's Fierce Friday. It is a Tag Team Match in the EIWF Tag Team Title Tournament. It is scheduled for one fall and will be fought under Extreme Rules! Introducing first: Standing at 6'5" and weighing 265 pounds, from Europe, the leader of the Nocturnal Brotherhood, The Lord of Nocturne, Paladyn! And his partner, standing at 7'0". wegihing 335 pounds, from the Seventh Circle of Hell, The Dungeonlord, Nightspawn!"
"Brood" as performed by the Extreme Wrestling Collective and appearing on Extreme Wrestling Anthems Vol 2 starts to play as the lights go out. Blue lights shine in front of the curtain and out come Paladyn and Nightspawn. Paladyn is dressed in a cleric robe and Nightspawn followed slowly. They madetheir way down to the ring and got in. paladyn lifted his hands and the lights came on. He took of his robe to reveal his ring attire. Nightspawn cracked his knuckles and then got on the apron.
Clive: "And their oppoenents. Introducing first, from Gotham. He stands at 6'1" and weighs 226 pounds. He is the '66 Batman!"
The TV Theme to the 1966 Batman starts to play as the '66 Batman comes out doing his "Bat 2 D See" Dance. He dances down the aisle but stops at the ring, looking up at Paladyn and Nightspawn.
The fans cheered as "Eye of the Tiger" started to play. They cheered because Hulk 2k5 was going to fight the hated NB. Hulk came out with Brutha Luv, power marching down the aisle, pointing at paladyn and shaking his finger while trash talking. He and the '66 batman slid into the ring and immediately a brawl broke out!
Nightspawn entered the ring and did a Foot Choke on the '66 Batman. Then, grabbing '66 Batman by the throat, Nightspawn dragged him out to the middle of the ring and did a Choke Lift and Toss. Paladyn threw a chair into the ring and Nightspawn laid it on the mat. He grabbed the '66 Batman and nailed Hell's Hanging onto the chair! The '66 Batman shook violently from the impact and Nightspawn folded the '66 batman's arms across his chest in a darkness Pin. Mackenzie got down...1...2...Hulk 2k5 broke up the count with a boot to the head. Johnny Rdneck said Hulk just saved the match. terry Gold said that the '66 Batman needed to see a doctor immediately.
Nightspawn picked up the '66 Batman and dumped him in his own corner. Nightspawn stood in the middle of the ring and pointed at Hulk 2k5! Hulk 2k5 slapped the '6 batman's shoulder and Gerald said it was a tag. Hulk 2k5 and Nightspawn met in the middle of the ring staring at each other in a tense showdown. Nightspawn swung first but Hulk 2k5 ducked it and did a 2 Step Forearm Smash that knocked Nightspawn back a step or two. Hulk 2k5 then came in and tried a shoulder tackle, but Nightspawn wouldn't move. Hulk 2k5 then stood in the middle of the ring as Nightspawn tried a shoulder tackle, knocking Hulk back. Hulk looked surprised and tried another shoulder tackle but Nightspawn did a drop toe hold. Nightspawn then tagged in Paladyn.
Paladyn stared at Hulk 2k5. Hulk 2k5 posed, which actually got a pop out of the crowd. They lcoked up and Paladyn kneed Hulk 2k5. Paladyn then grabbed the chair, hit Hulk 2k5 in the gut and then smashed it on his head as Hulk dropped to his knees! Paladyn got the big guy up and then nailed the Inverted Tombstone! Paladyn went for the cover...1...2...Hulk 2k5 kicked out! He knelt up shaking and breathing hard. He got to his feet and it was apparent he was "Hulking Up." Paladyn tried a forearm across the back, no effect. Paladyn tried a punch to the kidneys, no effect. Paladyn tried a trapezius nerve hold, but Hulk 2k5 elbowed his way out, turned at Paladyn and did the finger wagging while shaking his head. Hulk lined up and nailed a Big Right Hand, a Second Big Right hand and then he completed the Hat Trick, nailing Paladyn with the Hogan 3 Punch! Nightspawn started to step over the ropes but Hogan cut him off with a Big Right Hand, a Second Big Right and the finale for another Hogan 3 Punch! Hulk 2k5 turned back to Paladyn, saw he was getting up, so Hulk 2k5 hit a Fisherman's Suplex. MacKenzie was down to make the count when Nightspawn got in and broke it up. Nightspawn went back to his corner and Paladyn managed to crawl to his corner and tag in the dark giant. Nightspawn stood toe to toe with Hulk 2k5, then gave Hulk 2k5 a thunderous shocve. Hulk was knocked back into the'66 batman and Gerald said it counted as a tag! As the '66 Batman came in, Nightspawn attacked him and Hulk 2k5 to prevent another tag. Nightspawn dragged the '66 Batman to the middle of the ring and gave him a big headbutt. Nightspawn then tried to drop a leg but the '66 Batman moved. The '66 Batman then managed to climb up and jump off with a tope rope Bat-Line that got Nightspawn down on one knee! The ' 66 Batman came off the ropes, but Nightspawn grabbed him and stodd up with the '66 Batman caught in a Torture Rack! The '66 Batman quickly tapped out to the power of Nightspawn and this contest was over!
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winners by Submission: The Priests of Nocturne!"
"Brood" as performed by the Extreme Wrestling Collective and appearing on Extreme Wrestling Anthems Vol 2 started to play as Nightspawn dumped the '66 batman over the tope rope and onto the floor. Palady nand Nightspawn stood side by side in the middle of the ring looking dominant. The camera got a great shot of Hulk 2k5 checking on the '66 Batman and looknig at Paladyn and Nightspawn with hatred.