1,200 screaming fans were jam packed into the Liberty Warehouse in Philly as Johnny Redneck and Terry Gold welcomed everyone to EIWF's second broadcast of EIWF's Fierce Friday. Johnny Redneck recapped last week's events, stating that the Black Panthers and the Superheros advanced in the EIWF Tag Tournament, Lunch Lady Stan won in an absolutely brutal, but fun to watch match with Mr Mean, and the Nocturnal Brotherhood had made their presence known. Speaking of which, it was time to kick off the show with a pre-recorded interview that the fans would be able to see thanks to numerous TV monitors tied in with the sound system, so nothing would be missed.
Pre-Recorded Comments:
The scene was night time in what appeared to be a dungeon. In the dim light stood a host of people. Most noticable was Paladyn, who was on a throne like chair with a high back decorated with a gargoyle at the top. Paladyn sat there in his robes smiling at the camera:
"Well EIWF, you obvuiously have no doubt who we are. We introduced ourselves to you last week as the Nocturnal Brotherhood. I am Paladyn, the Lord of Nocturne and the leader of this deadly group. You already met Kindred and Nightspawn, but there is another in our ranks whom you have not yet had the pleasure of meeting. Come forth and show us who you are."
A man in a black trenchcoat stepped forward. He had his face painted, was slim and stood around 6'1". He was also wearing a spiked choker. He smiled into the camera with wicked glee. Paladyn chuckled as he made the intro.
Paladyn: "This EIWF is Darkchylde, he is our Bruiserweight. People will moan and complain about the NB having the size advantage and that's why we win. Darkchylde will be our messenger to the other Bruiserweights, he will send the message that at 185, or 300 pounds, the NB will always be the most dominant force. At EIWF's Fierce Friday, Nightspawn and I, Kindred and Darkchylde will be entered in the tag team torunament, and let me assure you of this, in the finals, it will be the Nocturnal Brotherhood who takes the titles, and there is not a thing anyone can do to stop us! Enjoy your sleep while you can EIWF, because the Nocturne is casting its shadow over all you know and love. Duncan, Electric Joy Boy, you two will be the first to feel our poison make its course through your blood. You will be humiliated, weakened, battered, and finally embraced into the abysmal darkness that we know and love. Duncan, EJB, when we are finished with you: Our darkness will become your light."
The scene goes to black with the NB laughing. The camera feed goes back to the Warehouse where fans are booing.
Johnny: "These guys scare me Terry, they are a sick group of people and I don't know if EIWF should be employing people like this."
Terry: "Well, they are here whether we like it or not, and they are sending a clear message to this fed. The question is if anyone will stop them. they are formidable."
Johnny: "Well folks, before we get to our matches, Eric Caldwell the EIWF Commissioner does have some important announcements to make.
"The Latest and the Last" by Demon Hunter starts to play as Eric Caldwell comes out in his suit. He has a cordless mic in hand and makes his way to the ring quickly. He gets in and starts to speak.
Eric: "Ladies and gentlemen, I was out here last week, I have to be out here this week. My apologies to you all, I don't like this much camera time. The reason I am out here is important though, it has to deal with EIWF titles and...Pay Per View!"
The fans cheer and start chanting "P-P-V! P-P-V! P-P-V!" The chant dies down and Caldwell speaks again.
Eric: "Tonight, the Tag Title Tournament continues with two more quarterfinal matches, the NB will have a team in each of those matches. In the Main Event for tonight we will have Kindred and Darkchylde, also known as 'The Embraced' against Duncan Fraser and EJB who are calling themselves the 'Hardcore Franchise.' I want to make it clear now, ALL Managers, Valets, and NB members are barred from ringside! The only five people in or near that ring tonight will be Kindred, Darkchylde, EJB, Duncan and the EIWF Official!"
Johnny: "He's layin down the law!"
Terry: "Smart move, after all, this is a powder keg waiting to blow up."
Caldwell: "Now, onto PPV, which is why I'm out here. Our first Pay Per View will take place on October 29, 2005 and will be held in the Extreme Emporium in New York. It will be called "Devil's Night." The Tag Team Title Match will take place on this card, as will the EIWF Broadcast and Heavyweight titles be decided. I have decided that the Boradcast Title will be decided by a Double Elimination Battle Royale! The EIWF Championship will be decided in what I call a "Hardcore Rumble:" Two wrestlers start off, and after 2 minutes another wrestler enters. The ways to be eliminated are: pin fall, submission, or TKO. By the way, there will not be double participation in both matches. I will have a lottery to decide who goes into what match. If the Tag Team Title match participants consent to, they can be involved in the lottery as well. The lottery will take place at the beginning of the PPV so no one knows what to expect.
Lastly, because next week's card is at the end of the month and we weren't able to have a September Pay Per View. I decided to have a September FREE Per View. Next week on EIWF's Fierce Friday, we will have a special night devoted to what EIWF's Sept PPV will be next year: Cage Rage! Next week we will have PPV gimmick matches, free for you fans to watch! Enjoy the show"
Caldwell left the ring as "Latest and the Last" started to play again. Fans were cheering as they relished the thought of next week's big show, and EIWF's big October PPV event.
Johnny: "Terry, I can't believe it! EIWF is going to have a big match to decide the titles, anyone could win! Next week ought to be a big night as well, this is going to be super! Caldwell is doing a good job of shaking things up, but being impartial."
Terry: "I have to hand it to him, he's creating an even playing field. I wish it was October 29th right now!"
Johnny: "Well folks, it's time for a break, then when we get back, it's time for our matches, what a night this will be!"
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Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back to EIWF's Fierce Friday and said it was time to continue the Tag Title Tourney. The third quarter final match would feature The Priests of Nocturne agsinst the Lucha Samurais. Terry Gold said that Paladyn and Nightspawn looked to be a formidable team, and that although Koji Yamasuka was ECCW Champ,m and Esteban Montoya was a great flyer, they would have their hands full. Johnny said it was time to go to Clive Johnson.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EIWF's Fierce Friday! This forst match is an EIWF Tag Team Title Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Kyoto, Japan, standing at 5'7" and weighing 235 pounds. He is the current ECCW Heavyweight Champion, he is "The White Dragon" Koji Yamasuka!"
"Lose Yourself" by Eminem started to play as Koji came out with wraps on his hands and feet, white Gi pants and a white bandana with Japanese written on it. He raised both fists into the the air as he stayed at the entrance and then threw some punches and did a jumping spin kick. Koji then ran to the ring and slid under the bottom rope. He threw some more impressive looking kicks and waited for his partner as his music faded.
Clive: "And his tag team partner. He hails from Tijuana, Mexico. Standing at 5'7" and weighing in at 180 pounds, he is "El Fantastico" Esteban Montoya! Together they are the Lucha Samurais!"
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses starts to play and Esteban comes out. He slaps hands with the fans as he runs down to the ring. He hops over the top rope and runs to a turnbuckle. He raises his fists and then hops down.
Clive: "And their opponents. They represent the Nocturnal Brotherhood. Standing at 6'5" weighing 265, he is the leader of the NB, 'The Lord of Nocturne' Paladyn! His partner, standing at 7'0" and weighing 335 pounds, 'The Dungeonlord' Nightspawn, together they are The Priests of Nocturne!"
The lights in the Warehouse go out and a blue spotlight shines on the curtain. Paladyn and Nightspawn come out, walking slowly. "Brood" as performed on Extreme Wrestling Anthems Vol 2 begins to play as the duo make their way slowly to the ring. Johnny Redneck said he was getting chills from these two. Terry Gold said he was glad he wasn't in Koji's or Esteban's place right now. Paladyn got into the ring first and the lights came on. He lowered his hood and smiled at Koji and Montoya. Nightspawn stepped over the top rope and walked to the middle of the ring. Esteban looked up at the size of Nightspawn. Paladyn started to laugh as he removed the cloak and referee Steve Youngren called for the bell.
Match Synopsis: Nightspawn and Koji started things off. Redneck remonded everyone this was an Old School match, so DQ and Count-Outs were in effect. Nightspawn tried to tie up with Koji but Yamasuka used his speed and landed some kicks to the giant's legs. Koji then hit a jump, swinging DDT to take the giant down. However, as Koji got up, so the giant. Nightspawn tilted his head and appeared unfazed. Koji charged in and meet with one of Nightspawn's boots. Koji went down and Nightspawn picked him up and dropped him with a Hell's Hanging! Nightspawn went for the cover but Montoya broke it up at 2 with a rolling senton.
Youngren got Montoya out of there and Nightspawn threw Koji into Koji's own corner. Nightspawn pointed at Montoya and Montoya reluctantly got in the ring. Redneck said Nightspawn was just playing with these two competitors. Montoya charged in and hit a dropkick to the knee. Montoya then followed up with a spiral leg drop and a quick pin that Nightspawn kicked out of at 1. Montoya then went top and hit Nightspawn with a Go Round Pin, but Nightspawn caught Montoya and dropped Esteban with a powerbomb! Nightspawn then tagged in Paladyn.
Montoya got up by the time Paladyn got to him and Montoya used his speed to attack paladyn with a barrage of punches, chops and kicks. Montoya then hit a standing moonsault from the middle turnbuckle. Montoya followed up by going onto the apron, and hitting a springboard heelo body press. Paladyn got up and was caught with a flying head scissors. Montoya then hot a drop toe hold that sent Paladyn face first into the bottom turnbuckle in the Samurais' corner.
Montoya tagged in Koji who got Paladyn to his feet and then nailed a nice enzugiri. Koji then came off the ropes and tried a cross body but paladyn caught him, hoisted him up and planted him with a Hell's Fury Powerslam! Paladyn then threw Koji in the corner. Paladyn went up top, took Koji with him and then sent Koji down hard with the Gothic Dreams Powerbomb! Paladyn made the cover and it was 1-2-3!
"Your winners as a result of a Pinfall: The Priests of Nocturne!"
The fans booed as "Brood" (as performed on Extreme Wrestling Anthems Vol 2) played. Johnny Redneck said this was going to be a dominant team in the Tag Team Division. After the match, as Esteban checked on his partner, Paladyn nodded at Nightspawn who did the DESCENT INTO DOOM on Montoya! Johnny Redneck said that was totally uncalled for. Paladyn and Nightspawn then left the ring, triumphant. Redneck said EIWF's Fierce Friday would be after after a brief break.
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Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back and said it was time for the next match. It was going to be a rematch from last week as Rave would face Super Kabuki. This time, there would be a winner. It was time to go to Clive Johnson.
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, our next match on EIWF's Fierce Friday is a special return match! This will be fought under Extreme Rules. Coming to the ring first, he is from Tokyo Japan, he stands 5'10" and weighs 200 pounds. He is Super Kabuki."
The fans boo the masked Japanese wrestler as he comes out. He ignores the crowd and heads straight for the ring.
"And his opponent. Standing at 6'2" and weighing 195 pounds. He hails from Malibu Beach, California. he is Rave!"
The females cheer as the pretty boy Rave comes out. The lights go out and strobes hit as "Dread Rock" by Oakenfold starts to play. Rave's smile liights up in the lights and he dances down the aisle with a pair of blue glow sticks. He hops into the ring dancing, Kabuki can't take anymore and attacks while the strobes are still activated. The house lights quickly come on and referee Lyle Jones calls forn the bell.
Johnny: "These two picking up from where they left off last week! Kabuki driving his shoulder into the abdomen of Rave!"
Terry: "But now Super Kabuki making a mistake trying to agitate the peons in the front row. He needs to focus on Rave there in the corner."
Match Synopsis: Kabuki turned around and Rave hit a devestating missle dropkick. Rave went for a quick pin but only got 2. They got back to their feet with Rave hitting a few punches, whipping Kabuki off the ropes and then hitting a spinning wheel kick. Rave threw Super Kabuki to the outside and dumped Kabuki into the front row. Rave pulled the guard rail back toward the ring apron, got into the ring, backed up, charged ahead and amazed the fans by doing a flying cross body plancha! He and Kabuki went down and the fans were chanting "Holy [Bleep]!" Redneck said that was a great move by an energetic superstar. Rave then placed a chair across Kabuki's face, and did the E-Drop off the guard rail! The fans were on their feet as referee Lyle Jones checked on Kabuki.
Rave picked up Kabuki and called for a Twist of Fate, but Kabuki managed to push Rave into the guard rail. Kabuki then grabbed a chair and threw it hard, hitting Rave in the temple! Rave was dazed and Kabuki did a somersault lariat, sending both men over the guard rail and onto the floor near the ring apron. Kabuki thern pushed the rail away from the ring and hit a DDT on rave, snding him to the floor. Kabuki then got on the middle turnbuckle outside and hit a Spinning Leg Drop. Kabuki rolled Rave into the ring and went for the cover, but Redneck noted the cover was lax and Rave kicked out. Terry Gold said that this match was looking to be taxing on both participants. Kabuki rocked rave with some thrusts and then hit a neckbreaker. Kabuki then went top and lept, but as he did, Rave got up and dopkicked Kabuki in mid air! Kabuki went down and so did Rave. The ref was checking on both men, but because it was Extreme, the match would not be counted out. Kabuki managed to get to his feet first and he and Rave traded fists. Kabuki backed Rave into the corner and tried driving the shoulder into Rave's abdomen but Rave turned it into a sunset flip, Lyle went down and counted 2 before Kabuki got up. Kabuki nailed Rave with a hard clothesline and then went outside. He brought a chair into the ring and laid it across Rave. Kabuki went back up and was ready to do a moonsault. Rave hopped up with the chair and smacked Kabuki off the top, Kabuki went sailing off the turnbuckle and landed through the time keeper's table! Redneck said that Kabuki was probably paralyzed from that fall. Terry Gold said this was an ugly match, this kind of action would shorten a career. Rave then stood on the middle turnbuckle and threw the chair down at the fallen Kabuki. Rave posed for the fans and got a big cheer as Lyle Jones checked on Kabuki. Kabuki struggled to his feet and looked up, as he did so, Rave came off the top turnbuckle! Kabuki saw and was ready. As REave came down with a double axe handle, Kabuki swung the chair Rave threw at him, nailing rfave in the stomach. Rave flipped in mid air from the impact and landed on the floor in obvious pain.
Kabuki then quickly placed the chair over Rave's face and then managed to hit the Rolling Senton driving the chair into Rave's face. Both men lay there, exhausted from the battle so far. They both battled back to their feet and threw sluggish punches at each other. Rave ducked a pucnh by Kabuki and then lifted him and placed him on the rail hard. Rave then nailed a super kick, knocking Kabuki into the crowd. Rave then took a table out from under the ring and had it leaning against the ring apron. When Rave turned back to kabuki, Kabuki threw a chair that hit Rave in the face. Kabuki then lept off the rail and hit a cross body block. Kabuki got on top of Rave and started throwing punches. Johnny Redneck said this fight was spending more time on the floor than on the mat. Kabuki then got rave back to his feet and hit a short arm clothesline. Kabuki bent down to grab Rave but Rave hit a low blow followed by an irish whip into the rail. Kabuki hit hard and Rave got Kabuki into position. Rave hit an inverted atomic drop, did a single leg takedown and then grabbed Kabuki's legs. He then fell back and gave Kabuki a slingshot that sent Kabuki through the table!
Rave got back up and rolled Kabuki into the ring. Johnny Redneck said this one had to be over but Kabuki kicked out! Rave got in Lyle's face, obviously frustrated. kabuki came in from behind with a forearm to the back of the head. He whipped Rave into the corner and got a splash. Kabuki then climbed up and did the 10 punch, followed by a monkey flip. Rave got back to his feet and hit a flying forearm that sent Kabuki down. Rave then climbed up but Kabuki got up and hit the ropes, causing rave to slip and land hard on his, as Redneck put it, "Nether reigon." Kabuki then climbed up and hit a top rope Fisherman's DDT! Kabuki draped an arm over Rave's shoulder but Rave got out! The fans were cheering as both men were putting on a great show. Kabuki signalled that he was going up, he came off with a sky twister press but Rave got his knees up! Rave then hit a side suplex on Kabuki, climbed up and scored with the RAVE EFFECT. Lyle went down and counted: One...Two...THREE!
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, Rave!"
"Dread Rock" by Oakenfold started to play as Lyle held the hand of a visibly exhausted Rave up in the air. The girls were going nuts for him and the guys were applauding his hard effort. Rave slipped out of the ring with little dancing being done. he walked up the aisle and walked past the curtain when he was rushed! A guy dressed as Elvis tackled Rave, threw some punches and then stomped on the helpless wrestler. Johnny Redneck said this was a disgrace as the Elvis impersonator gyrated his hips as he stood above Rave. Officer Jim and EIWF securioty quickly got "Elvis" out of there. Johnny Redneck said it was time for a break, but EIWF's Fierce Friday had plenty more action coming!
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Johnny Redneck: "Fans, during the break we tried to find out who it was that attacked Rave, no word yet but we have one of our backstage interviewers on the case. Speaking of interviews, Julia Stevenson is in the ring and she has an interview for us! Let's go to Julia now."
Terry: "Gladly, yuk yuk yuk yuk."
Redneck: "Amusing."
Julia Stevenson stood in the ring, as fans whistled and ogled her. She seemed to enjoy the attention.
Julia: "Ladies and gentlemen, later tonight we will have what promises to be a mega violent Main Event that has a lot of bad blood. Kindred and Darkchylde will battle the two men who I will be interviewing at this time, Duncan Fraser and EJB!"
The fans were on their feet as "Not Ready To Die" by Demon Hunter started to play. Duncan Fraser came out alone, wearing athletic pants and a t-shirt that said "Hardcore Highlander" in plaid coloring with a barbed wire graphic wrapped around it. Duncan had a Barbed Wire 2x4 in his hand and a big grin on his face. He got into the ring, stood on the middle turnbuckle and raised his 2x4 in the air. He got down and marched over to Julia.
Julia: "Duncan, thanks for being here and for giving us this interview, but I have to ask, where is EJB?"
Duncan's grin never leaves his face as he startrs looking around the ring, Duncan then hops out of the ring and looks under the apron. he gets into the ring and shrugs his shoulders.
Duncan: "Let me ask a question lassie...do ye see Mister EJB aroound?"
Julia: "No."
Duncan: "Then to answer yer question...HE ISN'T HERE! Well at least he didn't come out to the ring. Ya see Miss Jules, EJB wants to save his entrance for the match, because he wants to make it special. So Mister EJB said to me 'Duncan, go out therrrre and say whatever the hell is on yer mind about the Nocturnal Brotherhood. Tha is exactly whut Aye plan tuh doo"
"Ya see, Ah'm familiar with that lot, so is Mister EJB, we danced a Highland Fling with those sissies on more than one occasion. Paladyn said last week that I failed to eliminate him. He said that evil always comes back, you know what else comes back Paladyn? The wee nugget that's created by a big bowlful of haggis! You and yer boyos therrrrre are nothing but Wrestling's Turds! Oh my begorah man, it's always tha same thing with you lot...'Oh look at us, we're evil. Look I got fangs, I'm evil! Look I dress up like Sting, I'm so bloody evil!' Lads, ye can take yer wee Marylin Manson music, yer wee Ozzy Osburne outfits and ye can cram them weher the sun nae shines! If you need help with tha cramming, I got a Barbed Wire 2x4 and I'm willing tuh help! Tonight, EJB, The Hardcore Highlander...together as The Hardcore Franchise will put a beating on you, the like of which ya never felt! The Hardcore Highlander...has spoken"
"Not Ready to Die" plays as Duncan leaves the ring and slaps hands with the fans. The crowd are chanting "Fraser" as he walks out. the camera then pans back to Julia in the ring.
Julia: "There you have it folks, Duncan Fraser is ready, for EIWF, I'm Julia Stevenson, Johnny, back to you."
Johnny: "Man, I can't wait to see that big main event. This will be an explosive match I guarentee. This match will be for the right to move on in the Tag Title Tournament, but it will also be highly personal!"
Terry: "Indeed it will, but I'll be honest, I'm looking forward to the next match up, it may be personal as well."
Johnny: "True, coming up next, we will have singles action as Captain Amazing goes one on one with Dolemite. Last week, The Black Panthers beat the team of Vector and Captain Amazing with a little aid from Domeite. Dolemite was unknown to us at the time, but we know about him now, but we will get to know him even better after seeing him in the ring."
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match on EIWF's Fierce Friday is an Old School match scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, he stands at 6'7", weighs 259 pounds. He is from Washington, DC, he is Captain Amazing!"
"My Sacrifice" by Creed starts to play as Captain Amazing comes out to boos. He ignores then and adjusts his elbow pads as he walks down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and then tests the ropes as he waits.
"And his opponent. From Chicago, Illinois, standing at 5'10" and weighing in at 225 pounds; Rudy, "Dolemite" Jackson!"
"Bone Crusher" by Lyrical giants starts to play and Dolemite comes out wearing olong, black wrestling tights with a large white D on the behind. He slides into the ring and grabs the mic.
"Hey, 'Captain Mutha-whatever-yo-lame-ass-name is' I gots somethin ta say and I want you, EIWF and all these people here to know it. 'Dolemite is my name, and [bleep]ing up mother[bleep]ers is my game!"
Terry: "Oh! Captain Amazing must be fuming under that mask. Dolemite knows how to get attention."
Johnny: "Referee Kieran O'Mally is calling for this battle to begin!"
Match Synopsis: Dolemite and Captain Amazing locked up, immediately Amazing started off big with a devestating Stalling Brainbuster that sent Dolemite down hard. Amazing then went for a pin but hauled Dolemite up after 1. Captain Amazing hoisted Dolemite onto his shoulders and did an airplane spin followed by a clothesline. Dolemite was dizzy on the mat when Captain Amazing lept to the top and delivered the Orndorff Piledriver. Dolemite lay on the mat shaking from the impact. Captrain Amazing sat on the mat brushing his hands, Amazing then laid back across Dolemite's chest as O'Mally, made the count. Dolemite snapped out of it and turned it into a side backslide pin! Amazing quickly got out and charged in, but Dolemite grabbed the leg and did a single leg takedown. Dolemite then wrenched in with a side headlock. Dolemiote held the headlock secure as Amazing amanged to battle back to his feet, he pushed Dolemite off against the ropes and ducked, Dolemite did a leap frog over Amazing, came off the other side and Captain Amazing caught him with a deep arm drag into an armlock. Captain Amazing had Dolemite on his side as Amazing held the arm and put pressure on Dolemite's shoulder. Dolemite wriggled and got to the ropes, forcing a break. Dolemite took a quick walk outside the ring and rolled in, he went to lock up with Captain Amazing but then thumbed Cap in the eye. Dolemite then pushed Captain Amazing into the corner and hit a vicious Karate Kick Combo that left Captain Amazing sitting in ther corner. Dolemite finished up the corner attack with a running knee to Cap's face.
Dolemite hauled Captain Amazing to his feet, but captain Amazing sprung to life and reversed positision. Captain Amazing threw some back elbows and then used a foot choke, which he broke at the ref's command. Amazing then whipped Dolemite into the opposite corner and came in with a full head of steam, clotheslining Dolemite hard. Captain Amazing then picked up Dolemite in a Gorilla Press and then dropped Doloemite into a Gutbuster! Dolemite looked to be in a lot of pain as the Philly fans were impressed by the power move. Terry Gold said this was some fine scientific wrestling. As Dolemite lay on his back, Captain Amazing then applied the stomach claw. Terry Gold sounded overcome with pleasure as he said this was old school, the stomach claw was used by Da Crusher and Dick the Bruiser. Captain Amazing released the stomach claw and motioned to the crowd for applause, but got boos. Johnny said Amazing had the crowd with that super gut buster, but lost them with the claw. Dolemite continued to lay there holding his abs. Captain Amazing then got Dolemite to his feet and applied the Abdominal Stretch. Captain Amazing then started pounding on Dolemite's stomach with his free hand. Dolemite refused toi quit and in a leverage move, hip tossed Amazing on to the mat! Dolemite followed up with a karate kick to the head! Amazing lay back clutching his head and Dolemite threw soime punches from mount. Dolemite then hauled Captain Amazing up and whipped him, he caught Cap in the chest with a double thrust, Dolemite then drove Cap down with a chop block. Dolemite started stomping on the leg of Captain Amazing and then tried to stretch it out of joint. Cap made it to the ropes and ducked outside. Dolemite got on the apron though and nailed Captain Amazing from behind with a double axe handle! Dolemite then hoisted Amazing onto his shoulders and hit a Death Valley Driver on the concrete floor! Dolemite got back into the ring and took a breather as Kieran started to count. Johnny Redneck said that was a brutal move by Dolemite. Terry Gold said that this was a great conteat and he hoped Amazing got up before he got counted out.
Amazing got up and got under the rope at 8. He rolled back out and Dolemite came over, as he did so, Captain Amazing grabbed the legs and hauled Dolemite under the ropes and to the floor. Amazing then threw some hard knife edge chops, each being met with a resounding "WHOOOOOOO" from the crowd. Captain Amazing then whipped Dolemite into the ringpost! Cap[tain Amazing tried to work the kinks out of his leg as Dolemite tried to shake the cobwebs out of his head. Captain Amazing then grabbed Dolemite and picked him up, he then drove Dolemite back first into the ring post! Captain Amazing rolled in and out of the ring to break the count. As he went to get Dolemite, Dolemite grabbed the tights of Captain Amazing and sent him headfirst into the security rail! Captain Amazing got up and Dolemite charged in, Captain Amazing then took Dolemite's momentum and used it to execute a Flapjack that sent Dolemite stomach first on the rail! Dolemite fell off the rail and into the crowd. Amazing limped into the ring and tried to catch his breath. Terry Gold said that the outside would be the death of them. Johnny Redneck said that it was time for a definitive move, someone needed the advantage in a big way. Dolemite got to his feet and got back into the ring. He threw a punch at Captain Amazing, who caught it, applied a full nelson and then turned it into a full nelson slam. Amazing then went up top and executed the Amazing Spalsh! He went for the cover...1...2...Dolemite got a foot on the rope!
Amazing shook his head in utter disbelief as he hauled Dolemite up. Dolemite threw a kick that connected with the knee and Amazing went down. Dolemite then applied the figure four leg lock. Amazing howled in pain but refuse to tap out. Amazing let his shoulder drop back on the mat and O'Mally hit 2. Captain Amazing then started to turn the hold over and did get on his stomach. Dolemite broke the hold and crawled away to the corner. Captain Amazing grabbed Dolemite by the head and did a 10 turnbuckle smash followed by a belly to back suplex. Captain Amazing then made a late cover and Dolemite kicked out. As they both got up, Dolemite hit a standing side kick that knocked Amazing back down. Dolemite then hit a wraparound leg drop followed by Dolemite driving his knee into Amazing's leg three times. Dolemite then got on the second turnbuckle and hot a knee drop onto Cap's bad leg. Captain Amazing lept up and fell back down from the pain. Dolemite started to showboat and was met with a good reaction from the crowd, when Amazing managed to hit a knee clip from behind. Captain Amazing then applied a full nelson while he was on Dolemite's back.Dolemite manged to snag the rope and the hold was released. He got Dolemite back up and managed to hit a second Orndorff Piledriver. However, Captain Amazing lay on the mat holding his leg. When he finally made the cover, he lost a lot of time and Dolemite kicked out. Amazing then did three headbutts into the stomach of Dolemite and tried to so a boidy scissors but he didn't have the strength in his bad leg as Dolemite started pounding on it. Captain Amazing then reached down and clasped on a rear chinlock and pulled back. he then fell forward with his weight and applied a camel clutch. Dolemite refused to give up and managed to get on all fours with Amazing on his back. Dolemite then stuggled to get into a squat and then managed to get up on his feet with Amazing on his back! Dolemite kicked his feet back and landed on his back, sending Captain Amazing to the mat with Dolem'te's weight on Amazing. Dolemite then dropped with a chop acorss Amazing's throat. The ref didn't see it but suspected it and tried to admonish Dolemite.
Dolemite then got Amazing to his feet, and Dolemite hit another Karate Kick Combo. Amazing went down in a heap and Dolemite grinned. He placed one foot on Amazing's chest and Kieran made the count. Amazing grabbed the foot and then dragged Dolemite down and applied an inside toe hold! Dolemite reached over and raked the eyes of Captain Amazing. They rolled away from each other and then got back up. The fatigue was obvious on their faces as they locked up. Amazing tried to suplex Dolemite but the leg was too bad and Doloemite fell across Cap's chest in a cross body. Amazing managed to get out at 2. Amazing then hit a nice DDT and went up top. He hit a second Amazing Splash in the middle of the ring! The ref made the count but Dolemite kicked out! Johnny Redneck said that Captain Amazing failed to hook the leg and that's what did it. Dolemite then hit an inverted atomic drop followed by a jump kick and Amazing went dopwn. Dolemite dropped to his knees and then walked in, as he did so, Amazing got an inside cradle...Kieran O'mally didn't see but Captain Amazing hooked the tights! The 3 coiunt came and this war was over! Johnny Redneck said that it was a tainted win. Terry Gold said it was poetic justice considering the way Captain Amazing lost last week.
Clive: "Your winner: Captain Amazing!"
As "My Sacrifice" started to play, a masked figure came running out. He was wearing jeans, gloves, biker boots, and a leather jacket with the Confederate flag on the back. He was carrying a pipe and he nailed both men! He hauled up Dolemite and hit a Powerbomb. He then spiked Captain Amazing with a Cradle Piledriver. He then left the ring through the crowd and left everyone with nothing but questions. Johnny Redneck said that EIWF's Fierce Friday would return after a commercial break.
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Johnny: "Well folks this is the moment we've been waiting for, the Main Event!"
Terry: "Yes indeed, and this will be a Tag team Title Tournament match between two teams that hate each other!"
Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Main Event for EIWF's Fierce Friday! This match is a Tag Team Title Tournament match scheduled for one fall and will be fought under Extreme Rules! Coming to the ring first, originally from Glascow, Scotland but now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada. He stands at 6'3" and weighs 272 pounds, he is the Hardcore Highlander, Duncan Fraser!"
The fans are on their feet as "Not Ready to Die" by Demon Hunter starts to play. Duncan Fraser comes out in his ring attire consisting of athletic pants, and a t-shirt that says "Hardcore Highlander" in plaid with barbed wire running through it.
He comes out pushing a shopping cart filled with goodies, much to the crowd's delight. Duncan pushes the cart to the edge of the ring and proceeds to throw the weapons into the ring. Duncan put a VCR, a computer keyboard, a small oar, a Sher-wood hockey stick, a N64 console, some street signs and a 3 foot long mirror! Johnny Redneck said this was going to be a rough match. Duncan got in the ring with the last item in the cart, his trusty Barbed Wire 2x4. The music faded and Clive continued earning his cheque.
Clive: "And his tag team partner, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. He stands at 6'3" and weighs 235 pounds. He is the King of Extreme, EJB, the Electric Joy Boy! Together they are the Hardcore Franchise!"
"Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica began to play and the crowd were cheering. They looked at the curtain but saw no one come out. Then there was a roar from the back of the Warehouse. Fans turned and looked, and saw EJB with his Singapore Can raised high into the air. EJB was also holding a can of Molson Canadian beer. He walked through the crowd who made way for him to walk through. EJB held the Molson high in the air to the delight of the fans. He made his way to tjhe rail and stopped. He stood on a couple of chairs and opened the Molson. He chugged it down and threw the can ovewr his shoulder into the crowd behind him. He lifted the Cane high into the air and the crowd popped. EJB hopped over the barricade and got into the ring. He made his way to each corner and stood on the middle turnbuckle with the Singapore Cane over his head. He then got down and stood next to Duncan. EJB was wearing blue athletic pants with a black Ottawa Senators jersey. He grabbed the mic the mic and began to speak.
"It's me, it's me, it's EJB! Old women think I'm Endearing. My wife knows I'm Enduring! But you NB scumbags are about to find out I'm also Ephen Extreme!"
The crowd roared as EJB handed the mic back to Clive. EJB and Duncan stood there smiling, ready for a fight.
Clive: "And introducing their opponents. They are members of The Nocturnal Brotherhood. Introducing first, standing at 6'1", weighing 185 pounds, this is Darkchylde! His partner, standing 6'5" and weighing 275 pounds, the Vampyric Warrior, Kindred! They are The Embraced"
The fans booed as the house lights went out and a red spotlight shined on the entrance. "Sweet Dreams" by Marylin Manson started to play and out came Darkchylde with his face painted and wearing a black trenchoat. Right behind him in black pants and a white Goth shirt was Kindred. They walked to the ring with the red light following them and Kindred slid under the bottom rope and crawled to the middle of the ring. Darkchlyde got on the apron and did a flip into the ring. They stood there as the house lights came on. Darkchylde took off the trenchoat and senior referee Gerald MacKenzie called for the bell.
EJB and Darkchlyde started things off. EJB rocked Darkchylde with some viscious rights and watsed no time, hitting a Rocker Dropper onto a Street Sign! EJB then hauled Darkchlyde back up, grabbed the VCR and slammed it over Darkchylde's head! Darkchylde went down hard and EJB went to his corner, he tagged in Duncan and the Hardcore Highlander was set to go. Duncan hauled up Darkchylde but Darkchylde kicked Duncan below the belt! Darkchylde then hit a jumping DDT and tagged in Kindred.
Kindred grabbed Duncan by the hair and hauled him up but Duncan fired off elbows to Kindred's stomach Duncan then bodyslammed Kindred onto the remains of the VCR. Kindred popped back up and clotheslined Duncan. Kindred then shoved Duncan into The Embraced's corner and tagged in Darkchylde. Darkchylde hit a nice Tornado DDT, and as Duncan got up, looking a bit dazed, Darkchylde flew and hit THE PERCH! Duncan went down hard and Darkchylde went for the cover. It looked to be over but EJB made the save. Darkchylde looked unhappy, but Kindred called for the tag. Darkchylde tagged in Kindred and Kindred went up top. He tried for the Flight of the Vampire but Duncan rolled out of the way! Kindred and Duncan got up and Duncan sent Kindred flying with a T-Bone Suplex. Darkchylde hopped in and nailed Duncan with a running Bulldog. Darkcylde then hit a Reverse DDT and EJB ran in. Kindred cut off EJB with a shot to the gut with the Sher-wood Hockey stick. Kindred lifted the stick overhead to crack it off on EJB, but the Electric Joy Boy respoened by leaping up, grabnbing Kindred's head and dropping down with a jawbreaker. Darkchlyde attacked EJB from behind , but EJB snap mared Darkchylde over his shoulder, grabbed the keyboard and hit Darkchylde on the crown! Duncan then grabbed Darkchylde and EJB focused on Kindred. Duncan and Darkchylde went outside, where Darkchylde scored with a low blow followed by a hurricanarana.
In the ring, Kindred grabbed a stop sign and bent it over EJB's head. Kindred then grabbed EJB's own Singapore Cane and broke it off over EJB's head! This seemed to inuriate the Elecytic Joy Boy though as he battled back to his feet and executed a spinebuster. EJB then hauled up Kindred, threw him in the corner and hit a Turnbuckle Powerbomb! EJB then lifted Kindred onto the top turnbuckle and called for the Molson-Canrana...but Kindred reversed it into a Gothic Dreams Powerbomb that saw EJB land on the mirror! EJB was down and Kindred went for the pin, but EJB kicked out! Kindred then sat EJB up and executed the Eastern Stretch. Duncan tried to break the hold, but Darkchylde nailed Duncan with a chair. EJB held on as long as he could but he finally tapped out!
Clive: "Your winners by submission: Kindred and Darkchylde, The Embraced!"
Johnny Redneck said that was a brutal fight, Johnny said that EJB needed medical attention right away. Terry Gold said this was far from over. As they were talking, "Brood" started to play. Johnny Redneck said this was unfair and unecessary. Paladyn, Nightsapwn and a bald man in a black casik came out, the bald man was carrying a sickle. Johnny said that security needed to come out and fast.
Duncan grabbed his Barbed Wire 2x4 and stood in front of Paladyn, Nightspawn, Kindred and the blad guy. Duncan looked determined to fight them all. Paladyn looked amused and then started to laugh as Darkclyde did a spinning wheel kick that hit Duncan in the back of the head. Nightsapwn then garbbed Duncan and he and Darkchylde executed a Tandem Powerbomb. They threw Duncan out of the ring and Kindred got on the mic.
Kindred: "Now, the NB have proven their dominance tonight, and we will go on being dominant. EIWF, let me show you why I am here. Paladyn is here to spread the shadow of the Nocturne, Kindred is here to...FEED!"
Johnny: "What is he going to do? Oh no...my goodness no. He taken the sickle from that stranger."
Terry: "This doesn't bode well for EJB."
Johnny: "Come on, Officer Jim, get out here! EJB just got Powerbombed off the top onto a mirror, the guy has glass sticking in his back and neck, then he was forced to tap, now...KINDRED JUST CUT EJB OPEN WITH THAT SICKLE!"
"KNDRED IS DRINKING EJB'S BLOOD! THIS IS SICK! SICK SICK SICK!"
Officer Jim and EIWF security finally come out with Eric Caldwell and Dr Bryan Duncan. The NB look on and then cfalmly, quietly leave the ring. Paladyn is smiling at Caldwell the whole time the NB head to the back. Dr Duncan starts to check on EJB as Caldwell stares at Kindred and the NB in horror.
Johnny: "Thank God order is restored. What a brutal moment. Folks, as it stands The Priests of Nocturne, The Embraced, the Black Panthers and the Superheros are in the semi finals for the Tag Tournament. I'm sorry that we had to witness this shocking scene tonight, it marred a night of great wrestling. Folks, tune in next week for the Cage Rage Free Per View Spectacular on EIWF's Fierce Friday! Thanks for tuning in, have a great week. I'm Johnny Redneck and this is "The Monarch" Terry Gold."
Terry: "Good night."
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