"43" by Mushroom head hits the speakers as Sutton gets booed from the crowd, but with some cheers spread in from the Sutton marks. He makes his way down to the ring with a kendo stick in hand.

Stu: Sutton is heavily favored in this match!

Simon: I believe his Vegas odds are around 5,000 to one!

Stu: Wouldn't that be Extraneus'?

Simon: What? I don't know, maybe. Isn't 5,000 to one good?

Stu: I don't know, I was just guessing.

Simon: Screw you, get Extraneus out here.

Club Scene by Mantatrax hits and Extraneus steps through the curtains to a mixed reactions. He walks around the ring, a staple gun under one of the turnbuckles. A box of light tubes against the security barriers.

Simon: Where's the barbwire tables?

Stu: Probably under the ring!

Simon: Now could you explain to me one more time how this works?

Stu: Ugh, fine. You get one fall if you staple your opponent, you can also get a fall by breaking a light tube on, or with your opponent, and can get one other fall by putting them through a barbwire table.

Simon: So you can just staple them three times?

Stu: No, only one fall for each weapon.

Simon: And do they have to go in that order.

Stu: Nope, not at all.

Extraneus starts to climb through the ropes and gets cracked in the back with Sutton's kendo stick. Extraneus falls onto the middle rope and falls into the ring. Extraneus pulls himself up with ropes and Sutton takes a swing at Extraneus' head, Extraneus ducks and knocks Sutton over with a clothesline, attempting to stop Sutton's kendo stick onslaught. Sutton rolls back up onto his feet, still holding the kendo stick. He swings at Extraneus who ducks again, but Sutton back swings and connects with a shot to the leg of Extraneus. Sutton swings for the other leg but Extraneus jumps up and comes down on the cane. Sutton tries to pull it out from underneath Extraneus' feet but can't. Sutton lets go and starts swinging at Extraneus. Extraneus blocks his punches and fires back with a hard right hand that knocks Sutton to the mat. Extraneus kicks the kendo stick out of the ring.

Stu: Extraneus with the obvious strength and size advantage here, but one can only wonder if that's enough to beat Sutton.

Simon: I doubt it! Sutton will whip his ass, you just watch!

Extraneus pulls Sutton to his feet and whips him into the corner, with the staple gun, hard. Sutton his and drops to a sitting position. Extraneus walks over and bends down to pull Sutton up by his hair when Sutton grabs the staple gun and shoves it up against Extraneus' forehead and staples him three times.

Simon: That's a fall correct?

Stu: Yes it is.

Extraneus stumbles to the middle of the ring and Sutton rushes out of the corner knocking Extraneus to the mat. He dives on top of him and staples him in the arm, forehead, chest, Extraneus rolls out of the ring trying to avoid the onslaught. Sutton tosses the staple gun to the mat and grabs hold of the ropes and slingshots over the ropes knocking Extraneus to the mats with a leg lariat.

Simon: I knew it was only a matter of time before Sutton's experience gained control of this match.

Sutton pulls the ring apron up and pulls a barbwire table out to a huge pop from the crowd. Sutton lays it across the guardrail and apron. He pulls Extraneus up and sets him up for a suplex, but Extraneus knees Sutton in the gut. Sutton bends down and takes a knee to the face straightening him back up. Extraneus grabs him by the throat tosses him straight up, catches him in a powerbomb and slams him down through the barbwire table.

Stu: Extraneus got a fall! It's all tied up at one!

Simon: Holy crap, I thought Sutton was gonna finish this one off!

Stu: All's they've got left to is the light tubes, for person to use those wins.

Extraneus grabs the box of light tubes and slides them into the ring. He pulls Sutton up and drags him over to the announce table and lays him across it. Extraneus heads back to the ring and starts to climb up to the turnbuckles.

Stu: What the hell is he planning to do!?

Simon: I don't know, make some sort of impact by killing Sutton in his first match!

Stu: That could be it.

Sutton quickly rolls of the table grabbing a steal chair he leaps up onto the apron and drills Extraneus with a chair that echoes through the arena. Leaving a bloodstain on the chair from Extraneus' earlier stapling. The blood has, by now, covered his face. Sutton climbs into the ring and pulls out six lights tubes.

Simon: Holy crap, those must be like, ten feet long!

Stu: Eight feet would be more exact, if you'd read the box.

Simon: Damn, those things are taller than Extraneus!

Suttons starts laying them in front of the turnbuckle, across the middle ropes. Making a table like structure out of the light tubes with the adjacent second ropes. He lays four across and lays two more on top of them. Sutton sets Extraneus up on the top rope facing the light tubes. Sutton climbs onto the bottom rope but Extraneus starts to fight back. Sutton steps down, grabs the chair, he stands up and Extraneus boots it back into Sutton's face. Sutton stagger backward into the light tubes, they move a little but Sutton regains his balance. Extraneus stands up on the second turnbuckle. Sutton quickly regains his senses and whips the chair at Extraneus, catching him flat on the face. Extraneus falls back leaning up against the ring post.

Simon: Ow! ���OW!

Stu: My thoughts exactly, there was a whole lot of force behind that chair throw.

Sutton climbs up onto the top, with his back to Extraneus. Sutton pulls the large man over his shoulder and holds him up in position, jumps off and hits an inverted piledriver through the six light tubes on Extraneus! The referee calls for the bell!

Stu: Sit-out tombstone through the light tubes to finish Extraneus off!

Simon: It's called the Sutton Driver you moron!