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Fade back into the arena. The ladder has been put in the ring and the arena crew is quickly securing the cage around the ring. The US title can be seen hanging above the ring.

"Spit it Out" roars over the PA as the fans turn their attention to the EWWLtron, blazing with the words "Falling Flames." Hellfire steps out onto the ramp and begins making his way toward the cage to the delightful jeers from the crowd. The cage door is open and Hellfire climbs in, waiting in the corner for his two opponents.

Stu: I don't believe I've seen Hellfire this geared in a long time, but then again he is facing Devin Dawson and Josh Sutton.

Simon: Geared? He looks like he's about to piss down his leg.

Stu: ...

The arena fades to a shade of red as "Crashing Around You" by Machine Head plays. Josh Sutton hits the ramp, pushing a large cart full of weaponry with him. Hellfire jumps from the ring and charges up the ramp. Sutton catches Hellfire coming and drives the front of the cart into his abdomen. Sutton with a clothesline, sending Hellfire boucing down the ramp. Sutton continues his way down the ramp, pulling the cart. Hellfire on the rebound and laying in Sutton with rights and lefts...until "Sabotage" plays and Devin Dawson runs down the ramp.

Stu: Here comes the champ.

Simon: Finally, a real compeitor.

Dawson drives both Sutton and Hellfire into the cage walls with a strong shoulder block. Dawson wasting no time in rummaging through Sutton's cart, as he pulls out a chair. WHACK! Dawson drives the chair with great force down onto Sutton's head. Sutton wobbling around and Dawson with a second sickening shot. Dawson attempting to increase his batting average but Hellfire ducks the attempt and sends him to the floor with a low blow. Hellfire drags the cart over to the cage door and begins tossing in the objects. Sutton to his feet and springboards off the cart. Sutton attempts to hit Hellfire with a cross body but is caught. Hellfire drops backward sending Sutton throat first across the guard rail.

Simon: Sutton doing what he does best, laying on the ground...

Stu: Hellfire now inside the cage and wasting no time setting up the ladder.

Hellfire begins to ascend the ladder but Dawson now inside the cage as well. Hellfire mid-way up the ladder but Dawson is creeping up behind him quickly and grabs on to his ankle. Hellfire trying to shake him off but Dawson continues climbing. Dawson locks his arms around Hellfire's waist and attempts a german suplex off the ladder, but Hellfire holds on, causing the ladder to tip and both men land hard on the mat. Sutton climbs inside the cage and the referee outside locks and secures the cage. Hellfire has began to climb to his feet, but Sutton cuts him off with a knee lift. Sutton picks Hellfire up and whips him to the corner. He follows in quickly with a hard lariat and Hellfire slumps down. Sutton places the ladder against him, trapping him in the turnbuckles. Dawson up and Sutton catches him with a kick, doubling him over. Sutton with an irish whip, reversed by Dawson and sends Sutton into the ladder. There's a loud muffled scream as Hellfire is smashed between the cage and the ladder.

Stu: What Impact!

Dawson lands a swinging neckbreaker on Josh and follows it up with a sharp leg drop. Dawson lays a few boots to Sutton as he turns his attention to Hellfire. Hellfire pushes with all his weight and kicks the ladder into Dawson's face! Dawson staggers backward and falls right into a russian leg sweep by Sutton. Hellfire picks up the ladder and runs as Sutton. Sutton slides under but Hellfire turns, catching Sutton in the back of the head with a hard shot. Dawson up and Hellfire turns the other direction, catching him with a shot directly in the face. Hellfire pulls the ladder over to the corner and props it. Hellfire pulls a staple gun from beneath the pile of weaponry. Sutton on his hands and knees, moving to his feet. Hellfire pushes the staple gun to Sutton's hand. SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP! Hellfire unloads a series of staples into Sutton's hand!

Stu & Simon: HOLY Shit!

Hellfire pushes Sutton's other hand to the mat, attempting to staple it but Sutton able to avoid it with a head butt. Hellfire swings the staple gun violently, aiming for Sutton's head, but misses and Sutton lands the Tropical Storm! Sutton raises his hands but then doubles over, screaming in pain at the staples still lodged in his hands.

Stu: Super kick by Sutton!

Simon: Here comes Dawson and I don't think he's looking to help Sutton remove those staples.

Devin wraps a singapore cane around Sutton's neck and lands a reverse russian leg sweep. Hellfire to his feet, Dawson ducks a clothesline and wraps the cane around his neck as well. Hellfire runs forward and drops down. Dawson is elevated into the air and sent face first into the cage. Dawson up and Hellfire stays on the attack, unloading a round of hard right hands a top his head. Dawson backing him out of the corner, returning fire as they now stand in the middle of the ring.

Stu: Dawson with a right, Hellfire with a left. Dawson, right, Hellfire left.

Simon: SUTTON with barbwire!

Stu: huh? OH MY GOD! Sutton is wrapping the legs of the ladder in barbwire.

Sutton finishes and turns the ladder over on it's backside. Dawson beating Hellfire senseless in the middle of the ring. Sutton pushes Dawson off. Sutton picks Hellfire up and whips him to the ropes. Hellfire comes back and attempts to leap frog Sutton. Sutton catches him and Hellfire screams out in pain as he is dropped onto the barbwire with a spinebuster. Sutton tries to pull Hellfire off but his mask is caught on the barbwire. Sutton tugs and rips Hellfire's mask from his face. Simon: SUTTON RIPPED HELLFIRE'S FACE OFF!

Stu: It's just a mask, Simon...

Simon: Oh...SUTTON RIPPED HELLFIRE's MASK OFF!

Dawson grabs Sutton by his shirt and pants, throwing him face first into the cage. Sutton up quickly and Dawson with a hand full of hair this time, throws Sutton into the opposite cage wall. Blood starts to trickle down Sutton's head as Dawson repeatedly drives his face into the hard unforgiving steel. Sutton bounds back with a few elbows to the midsection followed by a sitdown spinebuster. Sutton and Dawson both lay on the mat, barely moving. Hellfire sets up the ladder and begins climbing. Stu: Hellfire climbing, he could have it won...he's almost up. Hellfire reaches the top of the ladder and gazes up at the title then back down at Sutton and Dawson. Hellfire raises his arms and drops 15 feet from the air.

Stu & Simon: FALLING FLAMES!!!! OFF THE LADDER!

Stu: Hellfire is dead! Hellfire is dead! Oh my god, Hellfire is dead!

All three men lay motionless on the mat, breathing heavily. Devin Dawson, who looks to be in the best shape of three sits up to a suprising cheer. Dawson looks to both sides of him, first to Sutton, who's now starting to stir and then to Hellfire who is face down and still motionless. Dawson sits there for a second then moves to his feet and stands by the ladder. Dawson wobbles around and starts to climb. Sutton with a burst of energy to his feet and grabs Devin's ankle. Dawson uses his free leg and kicks Sutton in the forehead. Sutton stumbles backward and falls to one knee. Dawson turns and comes off the ladder mid-way with a double axe-handle. Dawson picks Sutton up and whips him to the ropes, Dawson ducks and lifts Sutton onto his shoulders, Devin drops backward driving Sutton face first into the ladder! Stu & Simon: D-PLEX!!!

Stu: Sutton is busted wide open, and Dawson is on his feet loving every minute of it!

Hellfire is up to one knee, Dawson grabs the singapore cane he used earlier. Dawson measures Hellfire and drives the cane into his forehead. Dawson with another shot, and another, attempting another but Hellfire with a shot to the stomach and a hard uppercut. Hellfire falls back into the ropes and holds on as Dawson tries to regain his composure. Hellfire catches Dawson with several punches, rocking him backward. Dawson falls back into the corner and Hellfire pushes him up onto the top turnbuckle. Hellfire with a hard shot to the forehead and climbs up with him. Dawson hits Hellfire in the stomach and locks him in a front face position. Dawson lifts him slightly and throws him to the mat with a front layout suplex. Sutton hanging on the ropes, as he moves up. Sutton walks foreward then falls backward onto the rope causing Devin Dawson to rack himself on the turnbuckle. Sutton walks on the ropes over to Dawson and pulls him up to a standing position. Sutton drives Dawson's face into the cage, Dawson drives Sutton's face into the cage. Sutton falls first but gets right back to his feet. A cut on Dawson's forehead begins juicing as he climbs down. Sutton grabs him and whips him to the ropes, reversal, Dawson bends down going for the D-Plex for the second time but Sutton ducks and lifts him onto his shoulders in a pancake rack position. Sutton swings and delivers an explosive neckbreaker onto the fallen ladder!

Stu: FALL FROM GRACE ON DAWSON!

Simon: Huh? Wha?

Stu: Wake up Simon, Sutton nailed it, Sutton nailed it.

Simon: Oh...

Sutton turns around and a flouresent light bulb is busted over his head. Smoke is everywhere, as Hellfire throws the remaining piece to the ground. Hellfire kicks Dawson off the ladder and picks it up. Sutton crawls around, his shirt now removed, trying to brush away the glass from his eyes. Hellfire opens the ladder over Devin Dawson, trapping him beneath and begins to climb yet again.

Stu: It's definately over this time, Simon.

Simon: I hate to say it, but it looks like Hellfire will walk out with the United States title.

Hellfire nearly loses his balance as blood flows into his eyes. He holds on but falls down two prongs on the ladder. This gives Sutton opprotunity to climb up behind him. Sutton hooks one of Hellfire's arms and drags him off the ladder with the katahajime. Sutton sinches it in and Hellfire rolls around. Dawson finally up. Dawson grabs the piece of flourescent light bulb and drops to his knees, scraping it across Sutton's forehead!

Stu: SICK! SICK!

Sutton's grip on the katahajime is loosened and Hellfire rolls out of the hold. Josh pushes the bulb back at Dawson's own face, but he avoids it. Dawson up and drops a knee across his throat. Dawson pulls Sutton up by his hair and throws him back into the corner. Dawson steps back and leaps foreword burying a hard knee into Sutton's sternum. Dawson points to the United States title and motions that it's his. Dawson starts up the ladder. Hellfire rips Sutton's shirt the rest of the way off and pulls something out of his overcoat!

Simon: HE'S GOT LIGHTER FLUID!

Hellfire wraps the t-shirt around the bottom of the ladder and opens the lighter fluid. Hellfire squirts lighter fluid into the air and the fans pop.

Stu: Dawson...Dawson is on the ladder..wait...

Hellfire sprays the shirt with lighter fluid then goes all the way up the ladder as high as it will reach. Dawson is trying to beat time and reach the title. Hellfire reaches inside his overcoat yet again and pulls out a match book. He pulls out a single match and stares at it for a second, almost comptenplating on what to do. He sparks the match and looks at the flame...a smile protrudes on his face.

Stu: For Christ's sake don't do it Hellfire! DON'T DO IT!

Hellfire tosses the match onto the rag and the left side of the ladder ignites in flames! The fire reaches Dawson's legs. Dawson leaps out for the title but to no avail! Hellfire tries to stomp the fire out and Sutton out of nowhere with a spear. Sutton picks Hellfire up by his hair and throws him to the corner. Sutton puts him on the top rope and pulls him backward into the tree of woe. Sutton stomps him and screams "YOU" another stomp "SADISTIC" another stomp "FUCK!!" Sutton stands back and kicks Hellfire in the temple before picking a chair up off the mat and placing it in front of his face. Sutton to the opposite corner and charges foreward, planting both feet into the chair.

Stu: SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!

Simon: What?! No this is just getting exciting.

Sutton picks the ladder up, and sets it up. He begins climbing and the ladder shakes.

Stu: That ladder is flimsy.

Simon: That idiot, Hellfire.

Sutton almost to the top. Dawson out of nowhere climbs up the other side. Sutton and Dawson both at the top. Sutton reaches for the title, Dawson with a hard shot to the jaw. Dawson reaching, Sutton hits him. They begin exchanging rights and lefts 15-feet above the ring. Dawson takes advantage and Sutton stumbles backward but keeps his grip. The ladder shakes violently as the legs start to give way. The ladder lurches and tips over, smashing Sutton underneath of. Dawson lands hard on the back of his head.

Stu: All three men down and don't appear to be getting up any time soon.

Hellfire manages to get his leg loose from the tree of woe and flip over onto the mat. He lays, barely moving and breathing hard. Devin Dawson pushes himself up into the corner. There's a large clatter as Josh Sutton emerges from the bottom of the ladder.

Stu: These three men will never be the same.

Hellfire and Dawson on their feet now. Sutton following up closely, up on his knees. Dawson and Hellfire attempt a double clothesline on Sutton, Sutton ducks and lands the second tropical storm of the night on Hellfire. Dawson kicks Sutton in the stomach and goes for a DDT. Sutton uses all his remaining strength and lifts Devin onto his shoulders. Sutton swings and drives Dawson down hard on his neck.

Stu: SUTTON DRIVER!!!

Sutton collapses near the ladder but takes grasps on the now distorted metal. Sutton pushes upward and uses the ladder as a steady tool. He places it upright and reaches up to the third prong, catching his breath and then begins climbing. Hellfire and Dawson are still down, Sutton reaches half way up the ladder, moving slowly. Hellfire begins to stir. Sutton continues climbing. Hellfire up onto his feet, Sutton so close. Hellfire ascends the ladder, catching up to Sutton quickly. Sutton at the top, reaching for the title, Hellfire standing right in the face. Hellfire swings, Sutton staggers, but holds onto Hellfire. Sutton with repeated headbutts. Hellfire shoves Sutton, but Josh reaches up and unhooks the title. Hellfire shoves Sutton and Josh falls 15 feet, smacking hard into the cage and landing with a loud smack on the floor.

Stu: NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION! JOSH SUTTON HAS DONE IT!

Simon: Heh, Sutton doesn't look much like a champion right now.

Winner and NEW EWWL US CHAMPION: Josh Sutton