| D.M: Random as hell that� Dom: I know� lucky for us though, I think that time he may have actually cut us up! D.M: Anyway, going out with the hottie-from-next-door tonight? Dom: she does have a name you know� D.M: I know, it�s just cooler when we call her that, you know. Dom: you�re right. It is kinda cool� and yeah� she�s taking me out to a restaurant. She won�t tell me where though. She�s gonna blindfold me and we�ll catch a cab to wherever it is. D.M: Ooooh� kinky! Oh yeah. Me and Fiona are going out too� shit. What�ll we do with him? *He points at Terr�s tranquillised body, which is sprawled across the carpet* Dom: Errr� if we lock him in, and we take all of the power leads with us� D.M: Nah, remember last time we did that? Dom: wait a minute; I�ll have a convenient flashback� *Dom �flashes back�* *Cut to the apartment, last time they did that. In the middle of the room there is a laptop computer strapped to a medical slab. It is connected to all sorts of wires that lead to an array of switches and a lightning rod. Terr, who is wearing a lab coat, is standing next to the biggest, most impressive switch screaming �ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!!!!� Turd-ass is shuffling up to Terr and looks at him as if to say, �All is ready master�* D.M: That�s the one� it took us nearly a whole week to convince him he wasn�t an evil genius� Dom: lucky it was the middle of summer, or he really could have hurt himself� D.M: And, more importantly destroyed all our stuff. Dom: I know� so what will we do? We can�t leave him anything he could use as a weapon, a method of escape or� well almost anything he could inflict self-harm with� *Again, Terr groggily begins to come round. He examines the apartment and groans.* Terr: What? Where is everything? *Panicking. * What am I going to do? It�s 8pm and both of them are out! *He struggles to stand up, failing three or four times before finally managing this feat� not easy when you�ve just woken up from a huge dose of whale tranquillisers. He looks around more and sees nothing� well nothing except a sort of dusty rectangular object that appears to have been missed. He walks over to it* |
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