dom: where the fuck is the bbq sauce!
terr: sauce is as thick as blood like on doom 3, so thick, so creamy like blood dripping down a mancubus arm, MANCUBUS *hits buttons frantically* SHOTGUN NEED A SHOTGUN!!!
d.m: so much anime my eyes are bleeding!!!
dom: ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ill find it myself then......freakabuss'
terr: FREAKABUSS!!! AHHH!!!! WHERE? SHOTGUN SHOTGUN!!!!!!!
dom: right you guys can never can me weird again.... *wipes substance out of hair and spreads on sandwich* eh this will do...
*d.m walks out of his room with a 3 o'clock shadow and clothes conssiting of rags and skittles and cheetos packets*
dom: so hows the anime man?
d.m.: this shit rocks
terr: AHHH!!! SHITYROCKS EVERYWHERE!!!!
d.m.: i think hes finally cracked
dom: yeh...do you think it has anything to do with us having chicks and him resorting to more masterbation than usual?
d.m.: nah i think its catwoman.....damn fucking catwoman
terr: CAT ZOMBIE WOMEN!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
*dom shoots ter with tranquilizer gun*
d.m: man i wish i knew where you got those things from
dom: *shrugs* at this rate ill have to use actual ammo soon
*doorbell rings*
dom: *trips over swedish gnome collection*
d.m.: man you should move those
dom: no it will ruin my fung shui
d.m.: *opens door*
mancubus dressed as a girl scout : wanna buy some cookies? *menacingly* and is terrence in?
dom: hey terrence finally picked up!
d.m.: swish
dom: did you meet him in that gay bar hes always going to
d.m: double swish
mancubus: nah hes a lesbian
d.m.: triple swish mo fo
dom: I KNEW IT!!!!