D.M-*to self* well I�m down the street, and no girls have maced me� damn Dominic I�m going to kick his ass one of these days�
* Turd-face swings past the scene with spider webs followed closely by Michael Bubl�*
Michael Bubl�- SPIDER DOG! SPIDER DOG! FRIENDLY NIEGHBOURHOOD SPIDER DOG! WEALTH AND FAME HE�S IGNORED�BITCHES ARE HIS REWARD!! LOOK OUT!!! HERE COMES THE SPIDER DOG!
D.M- dammed if that wasn�t the most random thing this chapter�
*D.M walks into the local comic book store picks up the Escaflown� box set and brings it to the counter*
Fiona- Just this one?
*D.M notices Fiona and a heavenly beam of light shines down, she is wearing a skimpy out-fit with a name tag with remnants of Indian on her shoulder�Fiona*
D.M- Woah�Hey�Fiona�what�s happening?
*Fiona readies her mace�*
D.M- okay!!! Just this one!!
*Fiona notices Escaflown� sitting on the table�*
Fiona- Your buying Escaflown� its such a good anime� you�ve got taste!
D.M- I also dabble in�errr�*D.M runs over names of girly anime series in his mind* Ranma � and�errr�ummm�.Love Hina�yeah�
Fiona- Those are pussy series�I�m into Hellsing, Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo.
D.M- I love you.
*The scene cuts back to the apartment*
Dom- How much do you bet D.M has been maced?
Terr- More than usual? So 50 cans? 10 bucks.
*scene cuts to the manager of the anime store the store is empty except for spider-dog, Dr.Catcopuss both looking through the spider-man comics*
John The Manager-Where�s Fiona?
Randy the casual worker- Beats me� she�s taken her brake with some guy�
John The Manager-ok�
*the scene cuts back to the apartment where Terr and Dom are playing Doom 3*
*D.M busts through the door*
*Terr and Dm stare at him� Dom passes a 10 dollar note to Terr*
D.M- Ohhhhh YEAH� I HAVE NOW BECOME A MAN�a nerdy man�BUT A MAN NONE-THE-LESS!! I met the hottest girl�and we made slow, slow love while hellsing was on tin the background.
Terr-FUCK!! Now I�m the ONLY one not seeing someone�
*There�s a knock on the door*
Dom- Speaking of which�
*Dom opens the door, It�s the girl from next door*
Girl-From-Next-Door- Hi babe�NICE HAIR WAX!
