dom: come to the dark side....kkkeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr cccccccccoooooooorrrr...and ill show you the powers of contraception young one....kkkkkkkeeerrrrrr ccccccooooooorrrrr....
terr: NEVER I WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE SIDE OF MASTERBATION!!!
*theres a short sword fight and then they both kneel over huffing and puffing*
terr: man we need to get some excercise..
*dom slaps terr hard*
dom: stop talking crazy talk man
terr: thanks i needed that
*d.m. turns around to face the other two*
dom & terr: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
d.m.: yeh i think i better give up on the hottie next door...
dom: your face is like a fukin tomato man all red and shit
terr: let me guess mace?
d.m.: 46 cans, 4 cans of flame retardent and the fire extinguisher from down the hall
dom: shit man thats harsh im going over there to give that bitch a piece of my mind!
*dom storms out the door*
terr: so.......thunderbirds
d.m.: dont make me get dom back in here...
terr: alright alright
d.m.: anyway wheres turd face anyway?
terr: yeh havent seen him in a while, i did see a dog shaped package next to the door that said "mail to Alaska" on it
d.m.: fukin dom trying to kill turd face again i bet, he tried to hang him this morning
*d.m. goes over to the door and unwraps turd ass and as soon as he does he starts humping the kitchen tables leg*
terr: so....what do you want to do now?
d.m.: lets go and get some pie
terr: yeh i like pie
*d.m. and terr leave the apartment and head down to the bakery*