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	the camera pans downwards to a slightly damp newspaper. the heading reads "12 men found dead hanging from tree with skins removed police baffled arnold schwarzenegger sent to investigate plus really long headlines, more annoyingly long headlines... INSIDE!" Terrence Dom and d.m walk out of the door. it closes theatrically behind them. The lights dim. noises are heard. the lights fade up to reveal darth ubersidious and darth vader duelling for a trophy of hardcoriestdarklord. the lights dim. the lights fade up to the sounds of the battle that has begun. will the orcs win? or will elijah wood and his 400 minutes of him looking scared triumph in the end? find out 9 hours of footage later... cut to dom d.m and terrence in a maccas cue TERR: Whaddaya mean you won't supersize! WHY NOT! macca's employee no. 1237618: Errr... I can fetch my assistant manager? TERR: you do that... you do it and quick before you suffer my wrath... yes... my wrathful wrath... I'll make you suffer by giving you a special mission... IN MY PANTS! D.M: you'd better just go straight to your manager. better still the ceo... he won't stop till he reaches the top... DOM: heheh... that rhymed... TERR: I know... I'll post myself to the CEO and then whak him with a lead pipe! D.M: It's been done. DOM: He's right you know. Ethan did it in Ctrl Alt Del. TERR: Did it work? D.M: Actually, yes. TERR: Great! Now all I need is everything on that menu, and a house sized box. Oh. and stamps. DOM: So how are we affording all this? TERR: D.M's paying. DOM: Oh ok. cut to the three walking through the park TERR: It was so... cool... I jumped out of the box, and i was like "hey biatch! how come we dont supersize?" and he was like "What? Who are you? And why is there a pile of approximately 568 pickes behind you?" then i was like "cos pickles taste crap! plus, there used to be more but i got hungry and ate them!" Then he was like "what are you gonna do with that lead pipe?" and i was like "WHAP!!"... turd face apears from the trees and grabs the maccas meal terr is carrying pulling it up into the tree canopy TERR: Anyway, thats why i got a supersized meal today. and for free too! Wait a minute... Where is my supersized meal without pickles? DOM: It was like the park just... ate it... D.M: Whoa...

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