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Terr- You O.K man?
Dom- *Reverts back to normal* Yeah, i'm fine.
TWO HOURS LATER
Dom- So...we must look pretty gay right now...
D.M- Dude...We are sitting in a movie, wearing "official hobbit capes", a dogs rooting your leg, Terrence is convulsing on the floor after seeing the new catwoman preview and we have three kilos of muffins down our pants...
Dom- Dont forget you still look like a demon after the hotty-from-next-door saw you again down-town and maced your eyes red...
D.M- At least we're not THOSE GUYS...he he he...fucking ushers *throws a peanut*
Joe The Usher- FUCKING...OW!!!!
D.M- yeh...wait...I dont see turd-face...
Dom- *grinning* yeh... ditched HIM an hour ago...
The Scene cuts to the City Park where a small band of dog-catchers search to peremiter
Dog Catcher Bill-This is worse than we expected, hes flayed 13 chipmunks already...
Dog Catcher Hugo- Dont Worry Its only one dog...
Dog Catcher Vincent- If it barks...we can catch it...
Dog Catcher John- well this reminds me of the time in 'nam where we... *turd face apears from the trees and grabs John by the face pulling him up into the tree canopy*
Vincent- John?...John!!
Hugo- *scared* i....i saw it...it was like the park just...ate him...
The scene reverts to the three amigos in thier apartment
D.M- well, he knows his way back... we'll just wait...
Dom- yeh...
Terr- So... whos up for some ROCKY?
Dom-sure...
D.M- while you guys are doing that, i'll just pop next door and try my luck with that hotty again. |
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