It was just another lazy day at the apartment, Terrence was in his room downloading..."anime"...Dominic was i the lotus position on the table after a big night on the curry, T.V buzzing in the background with a random fishing show, and turd-ass, the dog, was no-where to be seen.
All of this changed with a knock on the door. Dominic tried to move but succeeded only in falling from the kitchen table onto his swedish garden gnome collection. "YO!!! TERRENCE!!! GET THE FUCKING DOOR!!"
There was a rumbling in terrences room and a faint 'fly zipping' could be heard. Terrence then proceeded to walk out of his room and open the door.
"Theres no-one here!!"
"That kinda shit'll make you go blind man" came a voice right in front of him it was the land lord.
"Hi Eliza"
"Hi Terrence"
"So, Terrence, I hear you where supposed to get a new room-mate today."
"Yes."
"Well...we just got this note from a government official"
Terrence looked at the note..."your friend, A Mr. Damian MacDrell, will be deported in 40 minutes"
"SHIT!!!" Piped in Dominics Voice From the back.
"Gimme three minutes than where goin for a bike ride"

The Lobby was silent with elevator music playing. Niether Terrence nor Dominic took any heed to this as they advanced through the lobby.
*DING*
The Elevator doors slid open
Revealing flowing robes the figures flooded into the lobby
"Not FUCKING RING-WRAITHS!!!!" Yelled Dominic as he readied his DOUBLE-Automated SPOON hand cannons.
The Lobby erupted with the sound of battle the ringwraiths began the ringwraiths toting AK-47s and our two heros dispatching one after another wraith with spoon projectiles untill no enemy stood in the gallery.
"Fuckin..Yeah!!!"
*DING*
"...Shit"
"A tall agent dressed all in black stood in front of a chair...on it wa damien."
"Welcome Back Mr. Blackman"he said staring at Dominic
"It Ends Tonight"He said.Staring Back with equal fixation.
"No. It Ends...Next Episode!!"
NEXT TIME!:Who is Damien?? Why does this agent want to kick Dominics ass? why the hell are you reading this??
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