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dom: d.m. your fucking dog blew up the god damn kitchen!!!
d.m: hes just excited cause halo 2 comes out at midnight........HALO 2 COMES OUT TONIGHT!!!!
terr: we must prepare...
dom: we must......lets get "the List"
terr: *gasp* the list?
dom: *silently nods*
*Dom walks towards the picture of the wall next to the charred kitchen and removes it to reveal a safe, d.m turns the combination lock, the door pops open and a retinal scanner pops out, Dom puts his eye to the scanner, "confirmed" says a robotic voice, the whole wall lifts open the reveal a secret room with motion sensors, trip wires, motion activated machine guns and and laser lines guarding a small box in the center of the room, terr takes a step foward and the robotic voice says "please perform password", terr starts doing a micheal jackson dance finishing by grabbing his crouch, "confirmed", the system shuts down and dom walks forward and picks up the box in the center of the room and opens it and reads the list*
dom: cheetos, pizza, 2 gallons coke, corn chips, chinese take away, and the last most important item.....
d.m and terr: *gasp*
dom: COFFEE!!!!!!
*scene cuts to supermarket*
dom: got everything?
d.m: yup...except coffee we need REAL coffee for this...
terr: true lets go and talk to HCC
*scene cuts to coffee shop*
dom: *whispering* we need "the stuff"
HCC: *whispering* password?
dom: *whispering* pinky sticky finger
HCC: follow me...
*HCC leads dom down into the celler and hands him a bag*
HCC: there you go the finest columbian coffee, ground on the stomachs of 40 virgins and laced with gold dust from the peak of mt. olympus....
dom: thanks...its going to a good cause....
*scene goes back to apartment where dom is inspecting the coffee granules with a magnifying glass, terr is playing with his world famous pog collection and d.m is sitting in the corner reading hellsing magna*
terr: so guys now what?
dom: we wait...
terr: this part sucks...
d.m: not as much as you...
terr: yes...but what what exactly?
*unsolved mysteries music plays*
dom: we really need to stop with the one liners
d.m: definatly that music is really starting to piss me off.. |
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