every-one is crowded around the hole in the bathroom looking at the hole
D.M- Dude our bathroom got DRILLED!
Dom-Yeah� You could say that it�s HOLY now!
Terr- That�s right�Our bathroom never seemed HOLE!
D.M�s girlfriend Fiona walks in
D.M-where did you come from?
Fiona-*seductivly* remember last night?
Dom-No
Fiona- RE MEM BER?
D.M- wha?
Fiona- �
D.M- I�m serious�hang on� I downloaded anime last night didn�t I? Naruto epis� *his speaking is cut off as Fiona promptly sprays him in the eyes. In the fire a few small drops get in Doms eye�*
Dom- OUCH! OH GOD THE PAIN! OH! YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS HURTS D.M!!! NEVER WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND THIS PAIN!!! OHHH GOD!!!
D.M- *while twitching on the ground* so are we going in or what?
Terr- if we ARE going in let me at least change into something comfortable� like a skirt.
Everyone stares at Terr
Terr- What?
D.M- You�re a freak.
Terr- I meant something manly� like� errrr�
*Sits down in deep thought*
Turd-face jumps from the hole giddy with, what seems to be, excitement. His tail wags and he keeps on jumping around he looks happy, all is good in Turd-faces world� Or so it would seem.
Turd-Face- *Turd-face looks happy and content* Bark! Bark! Ruff! Woof! Bark! Chirp!
Subtitles- For the love of all that is �HOLY�! Do not go into that hole! That hole is a portal to the ninth ring of hell! It�s all Hellraiser style! The fucking evil corpses that where sacrificed during the Dark Era wonder in the endless maze of blood, this is knowledge only us of the dogs possess, I�m telling you this in good faith! The Ninth ring of Hell is something you mortals cannot brave!
Meanwhile Dom Whispers to Girl-Next-Door-
Dom- He looks so cute�*gazes intently*
Turd-Face-*sees Dom staring* Bark! Woof! Bark! Ruff! Oink!
Subtitles- It seems I have captured your attention stupid-one. I am one of the ascended, an angelic race which you mortals couldn�t comprehend the power of, we have perfected blood alchemy far befor you fools created fire! But down those holes lies a terrible evil that of the �Holy Crazed Canniness�, Or HCC! The most powerful of a race of daemons who flay skin for sustenance!
Author (Lawry)- HCC eh? Well lookie here Terr�s Gi�*gets attacked by a Ferret*
Turd-Face- Bark! Woof! Bark! Ruff! Moo!
Subtitles- Bah! None of you fools can can understand me anyway�
Turdface spreads his flaming wings, Takes his bearings, and promptly flys into the wall. He falls onto the ground, and lies there twitching.
Everyone simultaneously blinks 3 times and pushes that� strange� matter aside.