dom: big night?
terr: no i thought this outfit matched my eyes *stops to admire himself in the mirror*
d.m.: this was bound to happen
dom: what?
d.m: us having girlfriends is slowly but surely turning terr gay...
dom: *stares at terr puckering his lips in the mirror* so sad...
d.m.: very.....
*theres a knock on the door and dom gets up to answer it*
*dom opens the door as turd face dressed up as dante from devil may cry races through does a couple of backflips and rolls back out the door*
dom: i fucking hate that random mutt!
terr: so fellas whats the plan for today?
dom: isnt it d.m's turn to get the groceries?
terr: yeh it is...
d.m: shit...
*at the supermarket*
d.m: now bbq sauce for dom, cheetos for me, lubricant for terr......
*d.m walks around the corner and see's the kiddie ride*
d.m: aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
*d.m races over to the kiddie ride, kicks the kid off and starts riding it makeing childish giggling noises*
*back at the apartment*
dom: geez d.m's been gone for like 4 hours i wonder where he is?
terr: yeh i need my lubricant...
*dom sits in stunned silence staring at terr*
terr: what?
dom: wanker....
terr: lets go for a walk and find him
dom: im not going anywhere with you dressed like that....
terr: im comfortable with who im i am..
dom: yeh but im not comfortable with who you are...
terr: fine ill get changed..