Dr. Reinhart

Tracy:  I don't get it.. how can grape juice be more acidic than acid rain?  I mean how can...

Dr. Reinhart:  Well, you don't pour grape juice on statues.

(Melissa from chemistry class):  Don't look at it (the board while Dr. Reinhart was teaching).  It'll confuse you more.  

Dr. Reinhart, when talking about the Clorox factory, also mentioned a restaurant with the "best soft shell crabs in world."  Then, when he started talking about chlorine again, my chemistry responded like so:

Dr. Reinhart:  Now, where do you get the chlorine gas?

My class: From the crabs!

By far, what's on the inside is more important, but guys don't think that way.  It's the same way with atoms.  Atoms are shallow.  Guys are like atoms.  

What did you say?  Gummy bears?  Oh!  Gunpowder.  No, you wouldn't want to make gunpowder over an open fire.

If I put the squeeze on it, then I'm making it smaller.  So that does make sense.  (I love quotes out of context...)

I saw Sputnik.  Actually, I'm lying.  I never saw Spunik.. I saw something else...

Okay, I've been talking about Benjamin Franklin for twenty minutes and he has nothing to do with this chapter...I just like Benjamin Franklin.

I have no idea why I'm talking about this... Can someone tell me what the question was?

Does anyone know what this compound is?  It's something Doug is very familiar with.  This is what Doug uses everyday before school to remove his fingernail polish...

Mr. Lark

 Get out!!  (Used in the same way that a ditzy girl would say "Like, oh my god! Get out!"  Hahhaa.. He "said" he was making fun of a girl in my class...yea, right.)

You two are like the female versions of Dumb and Dumber...like dumb, and like really dumber. 

Just stop talking and punch her!  Get up and hit her!

Symbiotic!  Whoa, that's a big word. 

Okay, alright...so....we'll...um...getchas caught up...like, okay?  Alright.  (Note:  This guy uses the words "like", "okay", "alright" or "um" about 112 a class.  I counted.)

What is this underground drawing?! (Pirate vs. Ninja, of course, Mr. Lark)

[Can you illustrate your children's book?] Yea, but no Pirate vs. Ninja or anything...Look, she's (Jessica) talking...she didn't even hear me.

What is so funny, Jessica?!  Did I do something wrong?  You couldn't even look at me this morning without laughing!  Look at you! You can't even stop laughing now!  What did I do?!

Mr. Clancy

Okay, now you're up the proverbial crick in a boat, without a paddle!

You put it in and it goes ca chink ca chink ca chink and comes out ca chunk ca chuck a chunk...

They could have done it that way, but they chose to do it like this...they, the nebulous mathematicians from the sky. 

Has any of you ever known a person who hit a car with their deer?

If you do this, you're up the proverbial crick!

No, nay, sometimes

If you come to me the day before your presentation telling me that you need to use library, I'll tell you to go take a flying leap. 

Mr. Keyser

(Talking about a commercial)  You see this girl in the car looking like she's trying out for an octopus part in a play...I just wanna smack her..like, "Cool it, Woman!"

Any questions at all?  Particularly ones I can answer?

Germany's history in the 20th century is one where they got knocked down, bounced up again, and tried to take over the world on a regular basis. 

I'd like to shoot it [the fan, as it hangs by a wire] and put it out of its misery, but you know, it gets hot in here.  Look, it's still trying to rotate...

This trouble-maker over here... (Every single day, he calls me a trouble-maker.  It never fails...though I guess I am a trouble-maker in a lot of my classes this year, including his and especially Mr. Lark's class.