Speechees

"It's a good thing you don't do any speaking on your feet or anything." (Joey to Kramer)

"I've lived to learn to love to hate the living." (Kramer)

"Why does the sun have to be down?" (Kramer at 12:30 am)

"Kramer! Stop talking!" (Joey at 12:31 am)

"Why don't they just build the road on top of the river?" (Kramer again- He was wondering why there are so many major roads near rivers. After a long explanation from Ben, this was his response. In Kramer's world, there are no rivers. Just black asphalt.)

"Everyone deserves to be killed on the front line." (Ben)

"I hate research papers. It feels like I'm just rewriting a bunch of quotes, stringing them together and putting parentheses at the end." (Ben) (Hmmm, sounds familiar...)

"The only time I don't fall asleep in Keyser's class is when I'm doing Spanish homework." (Ben)

"It's important to win a round. It's important to win a debate. It's important to crush your opponents." (Some speech advisor- Sorry, I forget your name.)

"Politics is a full contact sport." (Karpyn)

"You obviously don't know me very well. If there is food, I will find it...You don't understand. I can eat a full course meal and a couple hours later, I will be hungry again." (HVD)

"Does the chicken have peppers? I don't like peppers... They put peppers on this! That was the point of asking!" (HVD)

"I found that he forgot all the general themes for the AP and filled in all the little details. I was like, 'I have no idea what this is. But I know this little battle!'" (Joey)

"Point 4: Fears of blowing off a building." (Kramer)

"Woohoo! I stopped it exactly at five seconds!" (Kramer, playing with his timer. "It's silent and great.")

"Joey, you wanna jump Virginia Dynasty over there. He thinks he's the fifth member.

"I was forced to lose it because Virginia Boy had to be so dynastic." (Kramer)

"At least Mr. Virginia Dynasty didn't win." (Kramer- yea, he's a little bitter.)