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Senior Prom was so much fun! So, of course, I have a quotes page. Basically, these are just quotes from the people I was with- Chris, Kramer, Matt, Kristen G and Julie. They're funny kids- I'll miss them! |
| Wow, they'll let anyone in. (Matt, as Doug walks
by)
Matt and Chris: Look, Kramer, it's white chocolate. (It was really butter on the table) Kramer's
intelligent response:
Look, edible flowers!
Matt: Kramer, how much would it take for you to start dancing right now? Or we could pay Hoffritcher.. (Dave says $500) Chris: No, because then he would get escorted out and you would win (the bet), or everyone starts doing it and he's voted prom king. And then he'd still have 500 bucks. But with Kramer, we wouldn't have to worry. (Later) Nobody got escorted out., so you owe me a dollar. (Chris, to Matt)
Matt: How much you want to bet someone one loses a cufflink? Chris: No, because then if you lose a cufflink, the bet would be null and void because you knew about it. Matt: (At the end of the night) By the way, I lost a cufflink, but I found it. But then I found one more, so I have three in my pocket.
Matt:
If the flowers, caught fire and I was safe, I would laugh. If they didn't, I would put them in the fire and then I would laugh.
(Dave almost lit the flowers on fire by putting them in a candle.)
If someone fell over the balcony, that would be hilarious (Chris) Look at that photographer guy! He's like, What the heck!? (Matt) (Someone was dancing by himself during dinner) You have red eye detection for your food! (Kramer to Julie, who was taking a picture of food)
Kramer:
I don't know what you heard about me. (That rap song was playing..
"I don't know what you heard about me...") Kramer: Can you take a picture? (a different song was playing) Chris: I won't remember. (Both speaking lines from the chorus of the song that was playing...it was pretty funny)
Me: Here, take some water. (I was trying to make my glass ring by rubbing my finger around the rim) Matt: Did you drink out of it? Me: No, I didn't. Matt: (Drinks) But you stuck your finger in it. Me: Yea. Don't worry. That's why humans have good immune systems. Me: (Later) There you go. Now you have clean water. (A person refills his glass) Matt: You want to put your finger in it? Me: Yea
Kramer, keep your pants on! Nobody wants to see that! (Chris, as Kramer took his shorts out of the bag) Kristen: (Later) He's wearing pants..what's there to complain about? Chris: He could be wearing a full length dress for all I care and I'd still complain. Matt: Knowing Kramer, that could happen.
Kristen: Don't roll your eyes at me! Chris: Did she just tell me not to roll me eyes at her? I didn't even roll my eyes!
The leash gets smaller- look, he's conflicted. He doesn't know what to do. (Chris, talking about Kristen's control of Matt) I'm very quotable after 11 oclock. (Kramer) For once, the non Hi Q members are the minority. (Kramer) I thought minority was the majority...(Kristen) You know you can make these cameras into tazers. I saw it on a website. I'll show you how. (Matt, x5) If that thing can be a tazer, it can be a flash bag.. it can be a flash bag tazer. (Matt)
Matt:
Look, we can make the Olympic Rings! How many do we got? Five! Okay, somebody get the Olympic rings
going...it looks like crap...Okay... (Matt makes the Olympic rings out
of the glow necklaces) My backyard is
air-conditioned (Matt- inviting Chris over) |