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In case you didn't realize, Kirsten and Ellie, Heather's sisters, have broken away from the Friends' page and now have their own page...located here...on the Kirsten and Ellie Page. Here are their quotes! I know you want to read them. They crack me up, the fweaks. So, stop reading this boring intro and read the quotes.
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You squirmy stiff! (Kirsten's oxymoron, lol) Oh I am so good at acting out math problems! One! (as she raises her arms above her head..) I love you. (in a weird, somewhat Shrek-like voice) What's like a "mean nice"? Like an American Iraq? I meant terrorist- Iraqians. Wait till I tell my mom you're sleeping over! She's going to be so excited! I want to go to blackbuster.. I mean blockbuster. And when you call your mom to bring you clothes, can you ask her if she can pick up "Joe Dirt" on the way over? (Sorry that I couldn't sleep over Kirsten!) Thanks for my wonderful page on your wonderful site. How wonderful. Wow, I just said wonderful a lot. Isn't that wonderful?" Dust you off! Clean your goggles! Blow your nose! Snerf! Ahhhhh!!!! The TV is falling on me! Get me more licorice! I'm on Atkins! Shut the back door! Did you order sixteen pizzas? Mwahaaa! She's breaching!
**New** While out to dinner with her family, she was angry and said to her dad, "You're a disgrace!" But as soon as she said that, she changed her voice to a nice tone and said, "Thanks for the food!" ou look hot in all that plaster....Wanna Fanta! Wanna Fanta! (x100) You don't want to. Is that like an oxymoron? You know, 'cause you don't want to. You stupid smart! (in an insulting voice. It was Ellie's response to my comment that "Smart Ellie" was an oxymoron.) Did they just say his face was carved by Asians? (the line was, "his face was carved by angels. But of course, Ellie would hear Asians...KeKeKe!) I'm a black eyed Susan...no pea...no Susan...no pea. But I'm pretty sure it's Susan." I saw a prairie dog...in the back yard...I wrassled it. (Ellie on how she got "monkey pox") Make your head more slicier. (I have no idea how to do that) Put some more slice in your bice You can have some of my eggs benedict....[Heather: But I don't like eggs.]...Then you can just have the benedict. |
