Hey All...Disney was AWESOME! As always! Ready for some quotes?! You better be excited! Sorry for the delay, Heather,
sweetie! Okay, I'm warning you right now that this is a monster page... you're going to be scrolling for the rest of eternity..
Have fun!

HARRY POTTER!

Nicki aka Betty

Jess: Nicki! I need a teleporter.
Nicki: Jess! I told you. Mine is in the shop.
Jess: You told me that last week! Why don't you have it yet?
Nicki: I don't have the money to get it fixed. It's $300 and I spent $100 on food and I had to bring some money down here!
And my ray gun's at home.
Jess: You forgot your ray gun! How could you?
Nicki: Yea I know and Carmella's probably going to break it.

Are you sure it's only Sunday?!  (A Harry Potter preview...scroll    down)

EVERYBODY GET UP! (after I secretly turned off the alarm)

While I was sh..straightening my hair...

Don't give me a word because I won't remember...but I'll remember that! (I was assigning everyone words to remember to help me remember all of the quotes for that night.)

Heather: That doesn't even make sense.
Nicki: It's night. You don't have to make sense at night.

My mom's always like, "Nicki! What did they teach you in school?! How did you graduate?" I'm like, "I don't know, I can't
even read."

Jess: I'll go look for the picture frames.
Nicki: Jess, the picture frames are right there.
Jess: I'm going to go look for the picture frames.
Nicki: Oh, the "picture frames"
Jess: No, really. I'm just going to go look around.

We don't tip girl waitresses.

I can't see Jack!  Hahahah. There's nobody here named Jack!

Oh I beat you! (out of the bathroom) I'm a pro. I've been peeing for ten years! (only ten years?)

Nicki: I have to go back at 10:30. But, alone. If another girl came with me, they'd lose interest in me.
Heather: Yea, but you'd do the same thing if another hot guy came in.
Nicki: No, I'd be planning out my schedule.

Nicki: I have a crush on you. (to Peter Pan)
Peter: A crush? What's a crush?
Wendy: She wants to give you a thimble.
Nicki: A big thimble.

Jess: I have no idea what this is supposed to mean (on my quotes paper). I have, "Yea I know- lines" written down next to
Adrienne. (see Adrienne's quotes)
Nicki: Oh! I remember that!  Remember, I went around the long way, and so did she, and then she was like, "Yea, I know." I was just thinking about that!
Jess: Nicki! You remembered something!
Nicki: I remembered something! Write that down!

Oh Jessica! This is YOUR suitcase!
 

Heather aka Becky

I'm bracing myself...

Oh...(*disappointed*)..we have a girl

If we went on the ride and waved to another person, he would be so hurt. We can't do that to Peter.  **Movie Boy**

I did it on purpose, but I'm sorry. I love you. (after hitting me in the face with the beach ball)

Heather: Jessica! I'm going to smack both sides of your head! (a song was stuck in her head)
Jess: What are you talking about?! You're the one that started singing it!
Heather: Yea but you.... kept singing it!

Oh, I wish they had our regular names. (By regular names, she was referring to Brenda and Becky, not Jess and Heather)

After this night, we will never hold hands again.

I really want a dumb hat. Let's all get dumb hats!

(Talking to her sister) I am not going to ask him to do that. This is a kid-friendly park.

(In line) This is a really scary ride! If I had kids, I would never let my kids go on this ride! All the little kids should just go
home!  Oh, it looks like its going to rain! We should all go home!

Heather: Jess, look at all those cracker wrappers on your side (of the night stand)
Jess: It's only one cracker wrapper!
Adrienne: It's three!
Heather: Look at our side! (Their bed, because Heather is crazy like that, is immaculate)
Jess: Shut it up you! I'm turning off the alarm on all of you!
Adrienne: I have my watch! You don't know how to turn that off.
Jess: Yea, but I know how to steal it.

I was ready to bear hug you, Jessica. (when I almost fell)

We were playing Tetris, but with people. As soon as someone moved, we'd move right in.

Uggh, this is like waiting in traffic but worse because I have to touch people.

Nicki and Heather fighting over a free Fast Pass that I had:

Nicki: Jess, who drives you everywhere?
Heather: Who would drive you everywhere if I had my license?
Nicki: Who asked Heather to make the bed for you?
Heather: Who actually made the bed?!
Nicki: Who took you to Disney World?
Heather: Who's your best friend?
Jess: Ooh, that's a good one. Okay, who wants to buy me ice cream?
Nicki: I will!
Jess: No, that's okay. I've already made a decision.
Heather: It's Adrienne! Jess, she was smothering you with a pillow last night!

"Cool cool glasses...stick it to the man, stick to the man...hoo hoo"

Heather: One day, when I'm old, I'll be telling my grandchildren, "Oh, my friend Jessica got trapped in a darkroom..." and I'll
also have this country accent.

It's the wildest ride in the wilderness!

Jess: I keep thinking that I forgot something.
Heather: Do you have your quotes? That's the only thing I'm worried about you forgetting.
Jess: Yea, Heather. Thanks. I have my quotes.
Heather: Okay, you have to put them up right away!

Adrienne aka Mulan-Snow White-Pocahontas-Jensen-Bensen

Jess: Oh, look. There's a piece of glass...(a moment later)...oh, I think it's actually plastic.
A: You lied to me.

Jess: Adrienne, I'm scared. (while it's raining with thunder and lightning)
Adrienne: Don't worry Jess. There are a lot of people taller than you with umbrellas. And your shoes have rubber in them. Rubber can't be grounded.
Jess: Really? Rubber can't be grounded? I didn't know that.
A: I taught Jess something!  I feel special.

Nicki: Oh! I'm going to call you "Mulan!"
A: Don't call me that.

Jess: Adrienne, you can just go around this way (the shorter way, instead of going all the empty rows)
A: Yea... I know. (following Nicki)

I'm noticing a pattern.  They run ahead, and we catch up.

Adrienne: Hi Dad, It's Adrienne. You can give me a call back, but we won't be till two tonight because..(cut off)..Wow! That's a
really short message! That was like, 20 seconds!
Adrienne, a moment later: Hi Dad, it's me again. That's a really short message!
 

Kristen aka Slowey aka Late for Everything

Kristen: Yea... I woke up at 4:15.
Jess: What?! We got here at 4:15!

It's always good to buy something from their culture when you're buying a baby.

Only winners go to Bucknell!

And I was thinking the whole time, "I have two very short people who are about to kill me."

(Keep in mind Jess's fortune: Be calm when confronting an emergency crisis.)

Kirsten: First of all (talking about her room), our tub is clogged. And our sink doesn't drain! And genius over here (Emily), decided to pour milk in it, so we'll have sour cream in a couple of days.
Adrienne: (Our last day at Disney) Did you hear about their sink? Kristen stuck her hand in it with a paper towel around her arm and their stopper was in! They didn't take the stopper out!

Kristen: Oh, snap!
Jess: Did you just say, "snap?"
Kristen: (all-guilty-like) Yea, I did.

Emily aka I Need A Nickname (Inan for short)

We should steal a stroller and make them give us money.

The Boys

Peter aka Movie Boy

As our host for the Great Movie Ride, he was our first "Boy" of our trip. Though I don't have any specific quotes for him, we
liked him because he was really enthusiastic and truly made me believe that the horror movie was his favorite genre. Later,
when we had a girl host, it just wasn't the same. (See Heather's quotes)

Nathan aka Tower of Terror Boy

Heather's favorite! He liked Nicki and Heather's light-up sunglasses. Heather's especially. We went on Tower of Terror six
times that night. Nathan saw us through the progression...here are some quotes:

Nathan: These are cool. Can you actually see out of them?
Heather: No, not at all.
Nathan: (puts them on) Whoa, I can't wear these.

(Later, after going on the Tower of Terror five times in a row, I got a little disoriented...)
Nathan: The seatbelts still buckle from left to right.
Jess: Yea, wow. Okay. I got it..

Darren aka Rockin Boy

Darren, of the Aerosmith Rockin Rollercoaster, gave us free fast passes. He was a nice guy. Adrienne, Heather and myself had fast passes from earlier that day, but the ride had broken down. Later, we came back with Nicki and asked Darren if he'd honor our fast passes...but Nicki didn't actually have one.. and I conveniently left mine in my bag, which I had given to Kristen...so he gave Nicki and I free passes. Thanks!

Aaron aka Haunted Boy

Hahha..Aaron got in a fight with Nicki...or rather, Nicki started a fight with him.

Aaron: "Betty's Beauty Shop" (reading Nicki's trucker hat). There's no Betty's Beauty Shop in Kansas City.
Nicki: Yes there is.
Aaron: No there isn't! I'm from Kansas City! There's no Betty's Beauty Shop.
Nicki: How do you know? You're here in Florida!
Aaron: I just moved here a month ago!
Nicki: Well, they built one while you were gone.

(Later, a Disney worker asked Haunted Boy a question as we pass him.)
Nicki: (shouts) He doesn't know! He's only been here for a month!

Jorge aka Photo Boy

Jorge works for Kodak. He's one of the photo pass people that takes your picture. He recognized us from earlier that week.

Jorge: Oh, you're back.
Nicki: No, we haven't been here before. (We were in the Winnie the Pooh room this time)
Jorge: No, you were here for the Princesses.
Nicki: Oh, oh, yea!

Heather: (to Nicki) You took two years of Spanish and you don't know how to say his name?
Jorge: Oh, what can you say?
Nicki: Bonjourno.
Jess: That's not Spanish!
Nicki: No, por favor.
Jorge: Okay...that's "no, please."

Nicki: (Later) Bye Jorge! Stay cute.

Brian aka Quest Boy (Questy for short)

Brian works at Disney Quest. He was a really nice guy. A little crazy too. We learned a lot about college programs at Disney World. (He works at Disney through a college program.) It sounds awesome. Here are some quotes:

Brian: Have you guys been on Rockin' Rollercoaster?
Nicki: Yea, 84 times.
Brian: Hmm, okay. 84 divided by 6... so you've heard each track 14 times. (sings) "Drop it like it's hot.. drop it like it's hot..."
Actually, that might be more appropriate for Tower of Terror.

Brian: (a little later) Did you guys go on Soarin? Did you find the hidden Mickey? Okay.. (gets in golfing position)...there's one
when the guy is golfing...(winds up)...PING! It's on the ball! I was like, "Whoa, I thought that was a fly!"

Greg aka Scary Boy

Okay...here's a story for you about Greg, from the Haunted Mansion. Our last night there, we went to Magic Kingdom and at
about 1:30ish am, we go to the Haunted Mansion. We're the first ones in line, which is awesome, and are waiting for the big wooden doors to open. Scary Boy opens the doors behind Nicki and scares her enough to make her jump back into the crowd. That would have been enough.. but no...then, as we're walking in with the crowd, Scary Boy darts out from behind a wall and yells...SCARING THE CRAP out of me. In fact, he scared me to such an extent that I screamed, danced a little jig and then completely fell. It was hilarious...Kristen was hysterical for at least twenty minutes.

Then, we move along to another room and we are all standing in a circle, talking and waiting for the ride to start. Scary Boy, again, comes out of nowhere scares Adrienne and myself....and it gets better...on the moving sidewalk, Nicki is helping me get into a car. We pass another Haunted Mansion kid, who shall remain nameless because I missed his name...(perhaps Chris?)...this kid, just as we pass him, turns around and yells, scaring me for yet a third time in a matter of ten minutes...I scream and half-fall again...thank god
for Nicki...and Kristen is hysterical...Kristen and Adrienne think Scary Boy and the other kid had walkie-talkies....

Here's a quote:

(Nicki is deathly afraid of the popping heads in the Haunted Mansion ride. She's gripping on to our arms and hiding behind our
backs)

Nicki: Tell me when it's over.
Jess: It's not over yet.
Nicki: Oh, you know what.. I can deal with it. (opens her eyes.. At that moment, a head pops up in front of her.)
Ahahhahahaha (Nicki screams bloody murder)
Jess: Aahhahahahahha (as a result of Nicki screaming bloody murder)

Harry Potter Sunday:  A Story

On the one day that Nicki didn't come with us to MGM, we decided to tell her that it was Harry Potter Sunday. Adrienne,
Heather and I concocted a great story for her: There was an entire Harry Potter celebration- only on that Sunday. Harry
Potter, Hermione, and Ron, her FAVORITE, were there. We wanted to get pictures with all of them, but the lines were too
long. We did, however, get a picture with Ron because we knew she loved him. Then, they had a Harry Potter parade at 5:30,
but we missed it because we had to meet her at 6 (that part is true). We told her this entire story at the Fantasmic show and
she believed every word. Later that night, out of the blue, she goes up to a Rockin Rollercoaster Lady and asks:

Nicki: Do you know when the next Harry Potter parade is? Because I have to leave next week and it can't just be on Sunday.
RRL: Harry Potter parade? I don't think there's a Harry Potter parade. I think Harry Potter is Warner Brothers.
Nicki: No, my friends saw it today and they got pictures.
Jess: Nicki, it's okay. Let's go.
Nicki: No! I'm tryin' to find something out here!
RRL: I think your friends are egging you on...
Nicki: No! They told me.. they got pictures.
Jess: (Hysterical...Heather and Adrienne, the same.)
Nicki: OOOHH MY GOD! (she realizes, then falls to the floor in disbelief and anger)

Later on, in keeping with Harry Potter Sunday, Nicki pulls Dane Cook's Spaghetti Basket Prank on the Hollywood Scoops ice
cream place. GREAT.

Nicki: Hi, I'll have a Harry Potter Sundae....Yea, a Harry Potter Sundae. Preferably small.
(Lady scans the sign, takes it down, asks everyone behind the counter about the Harry Potter Sundae...so awesome)
Lady: What? Where are you from?

Any quotes to add?  Let me know!