Disney!

Nicki

Like my new glasses? They're fantasmic! (See Fantasmic Boy below)

Whoa, it just got darker when I put on my sunglasses!

I watch Nick at Nite 24/7...but only at night.

It's convestite, right? Oh no, that's convict.

Oooh, put this quote down: Heather's ugly. That's a famous quote.

I like them long and big. (Shorts people!)

Nicki: Mine's so long that it will hit you in the eye if I were to whip it out.
Emily: What's so long that it will hit her in the eye if you were to whip it out? (I'm not explaining this one.. lol)

I've been trying to get into your (Heather) pants all day!

Look! It's Dumb and Dumber! I mean, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum!

I am so confused right now by everything I say. I seemed to have made up a million words.

I have to peeee! (Remember Disney Quest? I love you Nicki)

Oh, you're telling her about MY stupid night (Fastasmic boy). I thought you were telling her about Heather's stupid
night.

Nicki: A dimension of sight... a dimension of mind.. (saying the words to the Twighlight Zone/Tower of Terror video.)
Tower of Terror hotel attendant: Please be respectful of those who have not stayed with us before.

Nicki's song: Jessica's the best. She is so smart. She is so nice... Heather's a (expletive)... I love Jessica. She's captain
of her Hi Q team... Heather's a (expletive)...and so on.

Wow, you're so smart. How did we meet? (Nicki, to me.. Lol)

Remember, you walk faster than you run. If I even see a little jog...(Thank you Dad..I am no longer allowed to move.)

We're not racist! We like boys! (Nicki to the Chilean boys..hahaha)

Can I have a dollar? I want my dollar! (Nicki got Mike, friend of the Chilean boys to give her a dollar.. why he did it, I
don't know.. but Nicki had him whipped.. he got us towels too..)

How long is the wait for this ride? (asking the Tower of Terror lady. There was no wait, but we asked anyway...None..haha. We wanted to ask her again, but by that time, we had gone on so many times that the Tower of Terror staff changed shifts.)

Heather

Heather: Everybody doesn't love Heather!
Nicki: True, true.

Heather: (Jaws music while swimming in the pool)
Nicki: (Attempted to do the Jaws music with her, but did the Twilight music instead.
Both: (Twilight music while swimming like sharks)

I really want those sunglasses! I wanna be cool too! I'm gonna buy them! (She bought light-up sunglasses, like Nicki's. This was Heather's "stupid night")

We (Heather and Nicki) are so cool! Nicki put on your sunglasses! Jessica, you need to buy some too!

I think we are the only two people in Disney World that bought these. I can't believe I spent 25 dollars on these...I still didn't tell my mom how much they cost.

Heather: Jessica, even though I'm a Ninja and a sworn enemy of pirates, I still think pirates are cool.
Jessica: Heather, even though I'm a Pirate and a sworn enemy of ninjas, I still think ninjas are cool.

What!! You gave me your stuff so you could play numbers?! (Heather, to me)

Jessica: Kristen, can you be my umbrella? Emily, can you be my umbrella?
Heather: It's not even raining anymore, Jessica. You're just doing that to show off. (As she says this to me, she puts on her ghetto poncho made out of a Walt Disney World plastic bag.)
Jessica: It's not even raining anymore, Heather. You're just doing that to show off.
Heather: Yes, yes I am.

I am so red I look like my dad after he mows the lawn (Heather talking about her sunburn... Daughter, you should have listened to your mother.)

Emily

Emily: Meow! Meow!
Guy in the next room: Oh! My kids thought there was a cat out here. They got excited.

Emily: Wait, what? He made out with your cousin?
Chilean boys: No! Where is she getting this? (There was massive confusion during that conversation, but it was one of the funniest events I've ever witnessed.. The Chilean Boys and Mike from Virginia (now living in San Diego) had to explain where they were from and where they lived ten times.. haha)

Wooo! This is the worst train ride ever! Wooo! (Emily dancing crazily up the aisles)

Kristen

Jessica, you can sit next to Heather...she's a screamer. (Thanks for that courtesy, Kristen.)

Oh Jessica, you poor blind cripple.

Jessica, don't run! Not you! (Thank you Kristen.. I forgot)

Kristen: Owww! My butt! Owww! (Haha, Emily closed the gate on Kristen's butt)
Nicki: (Later) Her butt was so temptatious that the gate just couldn't resist. (Hahaha)

Nawal

Oh! Let's play bocce! (I started unscrewing the little round knobs on the seats of the train and Nawal suggested we play bocce. Of course, Kristen rolled MY knob down the train and hit the attendant. Unbelievably, at the same time, everyone innocently screwed their knobs back on, so that my chair was the only one missing a knob...thanks guys.)

There was a big McDonald's down at that place where we were...yea, uh Florida. (driving home at five in the morning, after 37 hours on a train)

Other

What the heck is this? A banana camera? (Guy at the Muppets 3D. I happen to like my yellow, oddly-shaped underwater camera.. .lol)

Please move all the way up, but if you don't want to move, that's totally fine. Just say to the person, "Thank you for your available space. Have a magical time." (Guy at Aerosmith Rockin Rollercoaster)

No flaaaash photography....(From the Movie Ride. This doesn't really work without the voice, but oh well.)

Fantasmic Boy!

Here are a few quotes relating to Fantasmic Boy, Max, aka Nicki's Disney World lover. He is a vender at the Fantasmic Show at MGM... I highly recommend that show...for a couple of different reasons... For the full story, see me.

Fantasmic Boy: I'm single (written on his little digital message thing)
Nicki: (Screams out) How single are ya?!!
Fantasmic Boy: Call me (he wrote it on his digital message this to Nicki)

Later, Nicki bought these really "cool" light up sunglasses for 25 dollars...just so she could talk to him. Then, I dragged her back and took a picture of her and Max... Can't wait to get that developed.. Haha Nicki.

Nicki: So, how old are you?
Fantasmic Boy: 18
Nicki: Oh, I'm 17. By the way, you're really hot.
Jessica: Hey, Nicki. I'm going to give this picture to your mom.
Nicki: NOOOOO!!! (Hahaha j/k)

Later, on the bus, Nicki was wearing her light-sunglasses..

Lady on the bus: I really like those sunglasses!

Nicki: Yea, thanks. They cost me 25 freakin' bucks! (Hahaha)

Animal Boy!

Animal Boy, or Joey, is a guy we met at Animal Kingdom who worked at the dinosaur ride. We decided he would be Kristen's equivalent of Nicki's Fantasmic Boy.

Emily: Rarrr, Rarrr! I'm a dinosaur!
(Animal Boy starts making fun of Emily and we three, Nicki, Emily and myself, in the back row start laughing because we all simultaneously termed him "Animal Boy")
Animal Boy: Oh no. They're all having the same thoughts.. I'm leaving.
Nicki and I: Kristen! Animal Boy! (to Kristen and Heather in the front row)
Animal Boy: Animal Boy? Okay.. Animal Boy...That's cool
(As the rides begins..)
Animal Boy: (To the car) Okay, everyone, enjoy the ride... Back row, do whatever.. (For more details, see me)

Our Songs!

"I miss Disney World" By Heather and Jessica (To the tune of "Part of Your World" from the Little Mermaid)

Look at this place,
Isn't it sweet?
Hop on a bus and go down to Main Street,
It's like its own little world,
It's got everything!

It's got rides and attractions a plenty,
It's got smiles and laughter galore,
You want souvenir coins? I've got twenty!
It was fun,
Now we're done,
But I want more!

I wanna go back to Disney World,
I wanna get off, wanna get off this train!
I wanna get out and finally, what's the word? Breathe!

Sitting on trains you don't go very fast,
Planes are required for efficient travel!
Who's in the bathroom, and why does it...what's the word? Smell!
This feels like hell!
We're in such pain,
When will we ever get off of this train!
Wandering free, back in Philly,
I miss Disney World!

"Poor Unfortunate Souls" (To the tune of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from the Little Mermaid...Hard to guess that one.)

You poor unfortunate souls,
You're on a train,
Going insane,
You went to Disney World last week and now you have to pay the price,
'Cause it was nice....