THE SHIT LIST

IRRITANTS AND OTHER EXCREMENT

SUMMER 2006

America   The most annoying country on Earth. Fuck America.

George W. Bush   Why not just elect a chimp for President

Television   Non-stop garbage. Not a form of entertainment, just a selling device.

Rich people   I want to kill them and take their money.

Work    My ideal job? None. Work is for idiots.

Religion   If you're retarded or 5 years old maybe it makes sense. If not, what's your excuse.

Anti-Abortionists    The less life we have on Earth, the better.

Country Music   From hicks, by rednecks, for hillbillies

Florida    Land of the scumbags and con artists.

Texas    I'll Mess With Texas any time I want, faggots

Haiti    Let's just nuke it and forget about it. There's no saving it

Detroit   Let's just nuke it and forget about it. There's no saving it

You   Because you suck and you know it

Me   For not taking my medication

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