It's time to bring back the concentration
camp. Seriously, I think in many ways our pseudo-democratic, capitalistic
society has gone completely astray. The rich have become too self-indulgent and soft,
while the poor lack even the most basic discipline and education. The solution? The
middle class must rise up and throw the people both at the top and the bottom
into concentration camps and teach them what's what. For example, throw some
son of a wealthy lawyer into a camp for a few months. The first time he complains
about his Bluetooth-enabled cell phone being taken away? WHACK! A blow to
the head with a nightstick and then 30 hours of back-breaking work at the camp
potato farm. Betcha after that he'll be appreciating the simpler things in life more. Or
let's say we have some ghetto wannabe gangster strutting around, trying to get by in life
through crime instead of work? I bet a random 2-hour whipping followed by endless
days of having to work in a camp factory and some good old fashioned lessons in
reading, writin' and arithmetic will turn him into a much better citizen. Fat-ass can't
stop eating all day and yet whines about being fat? How about a diet of bread
and water accompanied by 12 hour forced marches? Watch that weight disappear!
After a couple months of that, that bread and water will taste like fucking STEAK!
Miss teenage princess thinks all there is to life is yakking on the phone and having
guys buy her shit? Maybe a stint as a sex-slave for the camp guards will give her a new
outlook about what's really important in life! There's just so many great applications for
this concentration camp idea of mine. And who says fascism didn't have any good
ideas? And yes, I am drunk, but that's irrelevant. You know I'm right.