The death penalty can work, both as punishment and
as a deterrent. Let's face it, there's plenty of shitbags out there who truly deserve to die, and some scumbag's
life being snuffed out is no tragedy. Granted, the death penalty should only be used when we're absolutely
sure of someone's guilt. Nothing sucks more ass than sending some innocent shmoe to his death. If we
can figure out some way to only execute those we're sure 100% guilty, I'm all for it. And make the
executions worthy of a country as violence-loving as America. To hell with all that "cruel and unusual
punishment" horseshit. So what if the Constitution prohibits it? Nobody gives a shit about the Constitution
anymore, anyway (certainly not the faggots in the White House). Make the executions good. Lethal Injection,
Shmetal Injection. Throw the executionee into a room full of hungry, angry pitbulls and watch the fun.
Or maybe we can allow the criminal's victim's family members to get 10 minutes alone with the guy
and let them go apeshit. The electric chair? Keep it, but don't put hoods over the dudes' heads, that way we can
see their heads cook like a microwave french bread pizza (maybe we can put a few tin-foiled-wrapped potatoes on the
poor bastard's lap while he gets electrocuted, too. Death AND lunch at the same time. Can't beat that shit).
Televise the executions and have kids watch them; if that don't set the little bastards straight as to how
and how not to conduct their lives, nothing will. And why just execute murderers? Extend capital punishment
to rape, carjacking or any violent crime. Or if you're convicted of more than three crimes, you should automatically
have your life violently terminated. Three strikes and you're REALLY out! Now that's justice.
The previous rant contained violent images and foul language and should not have been read by children or pussies. Reader
discretion would've been advised but I'm lazy.