Dick Tater's Personal AD
Dick Tater's Personal Ad
Well, it's time to get laid again, so I'm putting up this personal ad and see if can bag myself some sluts. Ladies, prepare to be thrilled.
Description: Why would you care? It'll probably be dark when I'm
banging you.
Interests: Eating out of dumpsters, collecting dead animals, watching S&M porno movies, looking in people's windows, flashing, reading Soldier of Fortune magazine, examining my own feces, growing my own maggots, luring strangers into my basement apartment.
Things I Hate: Brushing my teeth, nosy cops, chick movies, feelings,
beer that costs more than $3 a six-pack. And don't go through my stuff! If I
find out you were going through my stuff I swear to God I'll kill you.
My idea of a perfect date: Me taking you to the alley behind the porno theater, pinnng you against a trash can and banging you in the ass, then forcing you to vomit on me. After that we could go for some coffee.
My favorite movies are: That's a tough one. I like "Submissive Cockgobblers 3", "Acid Tortute Freakout", "Leather Dungeon Anal Massacre #5",
"Anal Hemorraghe" and "Masochist Reform School Vol. 2".
My favorite bands are: Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth and Kreator. I used to like Slayer, but they became too mainstream.
Favorite outfit: Raincoat, boots and orange knit cap. That's it.
Horny already? E-mail me so we can meet. No cops! Write me at [email protected]
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