yalchs_special

11/12/01
HOLY FECAL MATTER !!!!!
earlier in the week i stayed up for 30 some odd hours straight . you may ask yourself why yalch why did you do this . well it all started innocently enough as getting up for school around 10 friday morning - went to school - then headed off to the disturbed concert at the hammerstien - went, killed some posers , smacked them around , kicked them , made them bleeeeeeeeeed , spent $3 dollars for water there about 3 times - went to eat with my friends at applebees - sang along to the gay ass elevator muzak they had playing - except for when jump around was played - sing along equipped with the patented hand bounce from the old house of pain " jump around " video - went to my friends house stayed up until 6am watching movies - left, went to best buys team meeting where they tried to get people to eat watery eggs and under cooked bacon - yea they also got a costco cake that tasted like old moldy entenmanns cake - played x-box, it sucks - constantly sacked my friend because he couldnt figure out how to pass in nfl fever ( yes its that complicated ) - played game cube ( the ships blow up nicely in rouge squadron leader ) - left work at 2:30pm saturday - went to hang out until 5 - came home and crashed - total hours awake - 30 something - old record 36 so no new record - thank god i was so tired because the team meeting at work was so dumb and pointless -i stole a leather chair from inventory and was sitting in it during the meeting it was f'n comfortable - almost fell asleep right there in the chair-
    i hate poser pits - every kid and their grandma that listens to k-rock was "moshing" at disturbed but when i jumped in and started throwing spin kicks and punches people got out of the way - im used to people coming full force at me - the only conselation i have is that i felt my fists hit tons of people so i know that i handed out some welts . i blatantly went into the pit to punch people as i was moshing and that seemed to work - the hardcore fans would tell me nice work out there while the posers would run for cover. i was really cool and i wore my jacket into the pit so it felt like it was 100 degrees to me - i could feel sweat pouring off my ass and my shirt was soaked - i also knocked some dudes $8 beer over and got it spilt all over me - i went to work smelling of the show - it was cool - i was so wasted on saturday that i basically slept until 1:30 when my friend called me - i stayed on the phone until 2:30 - then i found something awesome on tv - on basic tv ch 69 sunday mornings at 2 there is a new wrestling promotion - ncw or some crap like that - the gimmicks are so retarded like one tag team that looks like they are 12 years old called "G" rated, it has some promise because i saw clips of a four way ladder match - it looked decent - they have a junior weight champion - whats a junior weight champion? i dont know but hes about as skinny as me and looks like he hasnt graduated high school yet - the announcers go on about how the show that was taped was so violent and disturbing yet not one semi-real chair shot was shown in the broadcast - bastards now i aint gonna spend $20 for the vidoe tape
    yes they are selling the tape of the event on video tape not dvd - even though dvds are easier to make and copy and cheaper .
oh yeah i met CJ - the guiatarist from drowning pool he signed my ticket stub i feel happy - wooooooo
    i have a tail it wiggles when im nervous and happy , they're trying to build a prison , im giving in to you , let the bodies hit the floor , ooey goey chewey sundae , when buying an x-box you must buy 3 games and 3 accessories as per best buy , which is why i tell people x-box is a waste of money , no you cant return it without a reciept and no we cant call the company for you sir thats your problem , we only sell the crap at best buy we dont take care of your every waking need and wipe your ass for you - we cant help it if you are stupid and buy things without checking them first - idiots that shop at best buy. yeah im done - laters yalch