This is an actual letter I received, telling me to stop with my bad mouthing of sea monkeys...
Dear Mr. Webmaster of the Exploshidad homepage at geocites,
I am a representative from the groups PETA, the ASPCA, and other don't fuck with animal groups. I am very PISSED.. er I mean disturbed with your recent addition to your website; the sea monkey page. In it you glamourize the abuse and attack of poor defenseless animals and you should be FUCKING.. I mean you should be very ashamed with yourself. Also, your "fact" that sea monkeys eat poor defenseless babies is exaggerated. They only eat 479 babies a year and it is part of there natural diet which is necessary to control the baby population. Animals, especially poor sea monkeys should be treated with respect, maybe had you fed and cared for them better they would not have gotten ASS PISSED. MAYBE A SEA MONKEY SHOULD BITE YOUR HEAD OFF OR MAYBE I SHOULD GO OVER THERE AND TAKE MY BASEBALL BAT AND AND GRAND SLAM YOUR TESTICLES TO THE MOON AND MAYBE YOU'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Respectfully yours,
A really fucking pissed Animal guy
As you can see, the guy who wrote this is pretty pissed, but hey, it would be pretty cool if you could grand slam testicles to the moon. Hmm that gives me an idea... HB!!!!!! Oh wait, he doesn't have testicles... My mistake.