If you try real hard, you can wish for some glue and it will magically appear, and it will be so... glue-like.
Fun Fact #1: Buried in the walls of SJP there is treasure that was left there by the insane people. The MAP???------Coming soon!!!!!!
This is soooo great...
no it's not.
Fun Fact #2: Opossums have sharp teeth and they can bite!!!! Actually this is not "fun." Opossums can cause rabies, and eventually, death.
And yes, it's spelled "Opossum," you stupid...
"I call the big one Bitey..." -Homer Simpson
Fun Fact #3: Owning is not fun. Getting owned by a web page can be fatal to one's computer. Please do not click on various links... Don't know what I'm talking about? Don't care? Go ahead. Click 'em. DON'T TAKE MY F*CKIN ADVICE!!!!! Didn't think you would.
(Yes Joe, I'm fucking talking about you. ROFL)
Fun Fact #4: Using a cd and some glue (that you wished for) you can make a small hat. How? I have no idea!
Fun Fact #5: The California Raisins are NOT a food; they are a delightful band of singing raisins.
Mmmmm, talking fruit.....
Fun Fact #6: Did you know that if you spelled "Matt's Exploshidad Page" as one word without the apostrophe, you'd get Matt-sex-ploshidad-page??? Makes ya think, doesn't it?
Fun Fact #7: If you actually "read into" the laws of "gravity," they clearly state that on March 23rd of every year, your pee flows backward instead of forward (if you are above the equator). Try it if you want, but don't cry to me if your favorite pants get stained with piss.
Fun Fact #8: Rocks are evil. If you are ever walking in a park, and you happen to look down, and see a rock that looks like it's looking at you, smash it immediately. Rocks actually have larger brains than humans and plan to dominate the planet. Don't believe me? Well, what's the ratio of rocks to people on the planet? Like A MILLION to ONE!!!!! Think about it, dumbass.
Fun Fact #9: In the year 2005, cars will be propelled above the clouds on a jet stream of water, through the use of "pyramid power."
Fun Fact #10: If you use booze to make your ice, it won't dilute your booze since you're just adding more booze...Submitted by Christian E. who right now is passed out on the floor from too much booze.
Fun Fact #11: If you sit in a drinking fountain, you should see a magical rainbow made by the faggoty elves from the land of Blarf.
Fun Fact #12: We are the champions, my friend. And we'll keep on fighting, 'til the end. Or until a huge fat lady wearing a moo-moo eats all the food and we starve to death.
Fun Fact #13: Sometimes people are nice. But sometimes, people are dumb with stupid jerky faces saying, "Blah?" in your face. Yeah. Blah.
Fun Fact #14: Who let the dogs out??? Was it you?? You fuckin bastard!!! They could get hit by cars and die!!! I always knew you were an asshole but this just crosses the line!!!
Fun Fact #15: Stare at a solar eclipse for 10 seconds, and only 10 seconds, because if you stare for more than 10 your dick falls off you instantly gain x-ray vision. But you see no one wants you to know this. That's why they tell you not to stare at an eclipse, bastards...Submitted by Yalch, and I'd also like to say that it made absolutely no sense; that's why it's on my site.
Fun Fact #16: It's like pineapples and cherries!!!!!!!!!
Fun Fact #17: Jesus had hair.
