This is one of the best websites i have ever seen, although i have never seen any other websites so that might
explain it. Oh My God!!!!!!!! This is so exciting!!!!! I am actually writing a letter to Exploshidad, THE Exploshidad. I have to tell you dawg, you are my role model and one of my biggest heros. I mean i fell in love of with you ever since I spotted you floating in the astral plane.(in the Pot O Crap section -site manager) I wish i could just sleep with you and make love to you all night long (whoa, did I just say that out loud??? I hope not). Well Mr.Exploshidad, I know you are a busy man, or animal, or thing... well whatever you are i know you're real busy, so i just wanted to say that... hold on please i have a major wedgie, excuse me while i pick it. Damn i knew i should have never stole mothers thong. Anyway, as i was saying, i was looking through your website while watching gay midget wrestling, and i came upon that article about the dead rhino. I have to tell
you that wreaks of total hanosity dude. I mean who would leave a perfectly good, healthy, dead rhino lying in an alley way??? I dont understand some people. I would love to have this rhino as soon as possible. I would like to tell you what i wil be doing with the rhino but then again if i do I know i will be getting a lot of phone calls from the Animal Rights Association, and i also hear they have some law against beastiality now?!?!?!?!? I mean what's up with that? There goes my Saturday night. Anyway, I have to go now because this wedgie is not coming out. I hope to talk to you soon Exploshidad. Your sooooooo cool man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely yours,
Ivont Dickey (hey it's German)
Mr. Dickey, I would be honored if you give Stenchy, (as I've come to call the dead rhino) a happy home. Expect a delivery truck carrying a rotting dead rhino shortly.
hey really super cool exploshidad guy,
i have these voices in my head that wont go away . sometimes they tell my really cool things like to eat cheese and that im a really spiffy person that people like and that water is good because when you use it you dont smell
like the dirty people that live in the subway and sleep on the stairs and wait until you are about to pass you by and then they jump up and attack you and take all your money and leave you naked, freezing screaming for your mommy to help you but they don't listen and run off with your new pet gerbil which you just bought. Damn it those people bug me . They make me do not nice things like listen to the other voice which says TO FUCKIN HELL WITH THEM and they can SUCK MY FUCKIN 12 INCH DICK. I just want to walk right up to them and
punch them in the fuckin face . I just want to scream in their fuckin face "Give me back Sylvester William Johnson the third you MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING BASTARD, i know you want to have passionate sex with my gerbil but thats fucking sick so give me back Sylvester William Johnson the third before i kick you in the fuckin nuts you FUCKIN ASS PIRATE fudgepacker!"
But mr exploshidad i think you are super keen . I like exploshidad .The bad voice tells me that exploshidad is when two monkeys are having sex and you go up behind them and stick dynamite in their ass and blow them up. Is there any truth to that rumor mr super keen exploshidad? I want to be just like you when i grow up and become really super keen like you .We should hang out and go on an exploshidad quest . We could search the world for things that define exploshidad. All right its time for my medicine i'll talk to you later.
- Sylvester William Johnson the second
Sex with gerbils is wrong.