As you all may or may not know, I am now in COLLEGE at Baruch. If any of you can think up a story that involves me in a hilarious situation in the "school of business," SEND IT IN!!! I'll give you a hundred bucks!!!!
Contest #2:
Can you say bacon?!? If so, record yourself saying it, and I'll post it! (maybe)
Contest #3:
In the aftermath of the World Trade Center tragedy, we are all feeling a little down. In order to cheer us all up a little, why don't you send in a story about some cool new buildings that you invent, that you think should take the place of the WTC!!! If it's good I'll build it!!!
Contest #4:
And of course, the ever popular, DEFINE EXPLOSHIDAD Contest:
Is "exploshidad" a real word? Probably. If you can make a really good definition for exploshidad, I'll make you a star on this very site. Email those definitions!!!!!!
(Email all entries to [email protected].
Submitted by Sir [email protected]
Exploshidad: "Ex-Plo-Shi-Dad" 1)::Verb::Exploshidad is that which one does while in the bathroom. It is often accompanied by extreme flatulence and uncontrollable spasms. For more information on Exploshidad, see Defication, Shit, and Spam.
Ex: "Ah, that was a great exploshidad that i have just laid!"
2)::Noun:: Exploshidad is a gay pirate that sails the seven seas. Can usually be found on a pink ship while wearing feces. Ex: "Har Har! Lookit me pink trousers you landlubber!"
3)::Adjective:: Exploshidad is a state of mind that involves the uncontrollable thinking of Spam and other shit related products such as bumblebee tuna. Often regarded as an abnormality. Ex: "My my! I feel like having some spam today! Yum!" (It is weird in this sense because no one in their right mind would want to eat spam. Instead it is often served as prison food.)
Okay. Now this guy's great. These are some really great and spooty definitions; all I can say is "Macheegios to you, Sir Cain." (Macheegios is a word I just made up.) Now THIS is what I like to see.
Submitted by Zero
Exploshidad(n.) - Spanish term for sudden, unexpected, explosive anal fecal discharge.
Variations:
German - eksplozidaden
French - �splosedoit
Greek - eplosdopolious
Japanese - esplotakuryu
Italian - explusianto
universal Slavic derivitive - ezplosievic
Swahili - explobalabulmbalailailai
Korean - esplosamnida
Zulu - <click> <click> <jump> <pat head> beiLAI LAI LAIYO <pat chest> <stomp>
Thanks, Zero! Short but sweet and the variations are winners. Have a very merry Explobalabulmbalailailailailailalailailailai! <pat chest>