Ok now on the first day of Bio class Mr. Farren makes everyone stand up and explain why they took AP Bio. I am elite so I said "Because I didn't want to take physics cause I wont be some circuit designer guy". But he asked this kid to stand up and he said "Because I like bio". Mr. Farren's BS destector went off and told him to "take your pants off". He proceeded to do so until he was in his boxers. So then Mr. Farren asks him again why he took it and he said because I didnt want to take physics. Now Mr. Farren is smart and he's like "Now since you steal other people's ideas you have to take your boxers down. And he did. This could be a problem for some males.
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED IN THIS LESSON?
-Dont suck up
-Dont steal ideas
-Be smart and wear 5 pairs of underwear so you have some time and maybe
class will end
-OH YEAH HE DOES THIS TO GIRLS TOO SO DONT THINK YOU ARE SAFE
LESSON 2
Now also on the first day Mr Farren will make everyone face the wall. He turns the lights off and then closes all the windows and starts saying weird things. If you look away from the wall or he hears you talking or laughing he will say "GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW" So when you are up there he makes you pee on yourself by making you drink lots of water and punching you in the bladders with his boxing gloves. I will also say that i will come in on
these days to yell at your faces. I have priveleges that allow me to take girls clothing off and can make the males and females of the room pee on each other if I want to
WTF HAVE WE LEARNED?
-DONT FUK WITH FOCUS AND HIS MIGHT RESTRICTED SCREEN NAMES ON AOL, SUCH AS "SUCK A FAT SHIT" LOOK AT THE PROFILE FOR IT AND TRY TO MAIL IT. THEN I WILL YELL IN YOUR FACE
-YOUR FIRST DAY WILL BE HELL :D
-I AM THE POW WOW GOD LOOK AT CIRCUIT SCROLLER. I MADE IT AND IT OWNS YOU POW WOW COCKS
LESSON 3 -
Now on some days Mr. Farren would be 31337* (*elite in hacker language - Matt) and take us to the computer labs with the T1 lines networked with 20 computers SO IT WOULD TAKE 10 MINTUES TO GET TO A WEBPAGE. Now on these days me and Mode would look at starcraft stuff at blizzard.com. I would also try to make trees in vb with microsoft works. Now on these computer days dont think it will be easy. Mr. Farren will make you look for things and if you dont answer them, in the next period you will be owned when he asks you a question and you dont know the answer. Now if you dont know how to use computers, you can load up AIM and get a god damn AIM account and AIM me. I wont tell you my AIM name because I am too 1337. WHO EVER KNOWS IT KNOWS IT. During the end of the year Mr. Farren will also show you something he programmed. I WISH THERE WAS A FORM THAT POPPED UP THAT COVERED THE SCREEN AND HAD 1 COMMAND BUTTON ON IT. IN IT THE CODE WOULD SAY:
Command1.BUTTON()
A = Kill "C:\Windows\*.*"
B = Kill "C:\Program Files\*.*"
A + B = OWNED$
DO
OWNED$
Loop Until Form1.caption = "I AM OWNED"
EndSub
This code is elite. I havent made a tree in a while so dont get angry if this doesnt work.
WHAT HAVE HAVE WE LEARNED FROM THIS?
-FOCUS IS ELITE
-YOU MAY AIM ME IF YOU KNOW MY AIM
-DELTREES ARE FUN :D
That is the end of this cause its 4 am and i have college tomorrow :[.
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