Thanksgiving SO2 It is thanksgiving in Arlia. Turkeys are crying cause their deaths draw near. All the bunnies are laughing at them. There has begun an all out war between bunnies and turkeys. As the battle resumes we find ourselves in the home of Rena, which is where everyone decided to meet up, even the censor, named Hullo. In Rena's house. Rena: Pick up a turkey, Claude! Claude: Do I have to? Tell Ashton! Rena: GO!!!!! I'll cry if you don't bring back a turkey! Claude: Errgh.........Ok.................... (Claude leaves the house) Ashton: Hey! Rena, you know there are no turkeys left on thanksgiving day! And everything is closed! Rena: Yeah, but Claude don't know that.... Hullo: Oh my beloved Claude, why must you always be deceived by your treacherous woman? You could have me and live in happiness..... Rena: SHUT UP HULLO!!! Stop imagining you and Claude together! It's not gonna happen! Brent: Yeah, cause Claude is a Jerk! Cutepiku: Claude is evil!!! Rena: ARGHH!!!! NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE HIM!!! Jesse: Calm down Rena..... Precis: Need.....more.......triple.........expressos..........uhh................. Ashton: My darling Precis, I will get you some caffeine! In the marketplace.... Claude: DARN IT!!! The store is closed!!!!!! What am i going to do? Rena will cry and kick me in the "you know where" and not heal me......... I'm going to the battle in Turkeyville! I will find a turkey! (Claude departs to turkeyville) In turkeyville.... Turkey 1: Die! (Turkey 1 stabs Barney the bunny) Barney: *gasp* *cough* Why????!?!?!??!! (Barney dies) Bunny 1: Why you!!!! (Bunny 1 stabs turkey 1) Turkey 1: ahh! (Turkey 1 Dies and Claude gets there) Claude: I need a live turkey....... (Claude steals turkey 2) Turkey 2: Hey!!!! Unhand me! (Claude runs back to Rena's house) In Rena's house. (Claude walks through the door) Claude: I got a turkey! It's live and holding a sword! Rena: Did you find it from the battlefield?!?!?!?! Oh no! It's a warrior turkey! Turkey 2: Yeah, that's right! Claude: Let's dual! (They both fight) Claude: DIE!!!!! (Claude stabs the turkey and it dies) Rena: I'll start dinner then. Ashton: Hold on my precious princess Precis, I, your humble servent wanting to be your lover, will get you your daily overdose of caffeine! Precis: need......more.......coffee............expresso.............TEA!!!....uhh....... (Ashton gets out the nearest bottle of coca-cola and feeds it to Precis) Precis: The rejuvinating greatness of caffeine! (Ashton pours coffee grains in her mouth. Twenty cans to be exact.) Precis: I am loaded with robust beauty and caffeine! Jesse: Get over yourself, kid! (Rena puts the turkey in the oven while Precis runs around the house, naked.) Ashton: Wow....Her perfect form......The unwitty beauty of her face and the perkiness of her br- Hullo:-Brent is a Jerk! Ashton: Hey! I was admiring her! In the yard... (Noel, Bowman, Chisato, Dias, Leon, Opera, Ernest, and naked Precis were grilling foods.) Bowman: What do you guys want? I fired up the grill! Chisato: Sirloin Steak. Noel: Hamburger. Dias: Chicken Skewers. Leon: Grilled carrots. Opera: Beer- I mean uhh, Hot Dog. Ernest: I want my Baby back, baby back. I want my Baby back, baby back. I want my Baby back, baby back, Chili's baby back ribs! Barbecue Sauce. Bowman: Uhh........O........K........ (Bowman makes all the food and serves it) Ernest: I got my baby back ribs, YEAH! In the house.... Rena: My turkey is done!!!! (She takes it out of the oven, and everyone rushes to the table) Rena: I need you guys to cut the turkey.... Claude: I will... MIRROR SLICE!!!! (The turkey remains unharmed) Claude: Huh? Brent: HAH!! You weakling! Lemme try! Seiken Slash! (Still no damage to the turkey) Dias: NO! That's not how it's done. I'm getting hungry! ILLUSION! (He doesn't harm it) Ashton: SWORD DANCE! (Nothing happens to the turkey) Bowman: Lemme try..... EXPLOSION PILLS!!! Jesse: BOWMAN, NO!!!! (The turkey explodes into little bits) Hullo: Let's pick it up and eat! (They all eat it up) Bowman: The pills were loaded with gun powder and hallucinogens. Jesse: That must mean we are digesting drugs....Oh... Bowman: That's the only way i could peep (stun) the enemies! Jesse: I'm feeling weird..... Hullo: I'm seeing five Claudes.... This must be heaven...... Brent: I also see five Claudes.... This is hell! Ashton: I am seeing five Gyoros. And he's behind me...... Bowman: I didn't eat any..... (Five hours later, Brent wakes up) Brent: uhh..... Bowman: How are you feeling? Brent: I'm going to kill you! (Brent chases Bowman around and then finally chokes Bowman) Bowman: What did I *gag* do to *gag* you??!?!?!?!? Brent: Putting drugs in my turkey..... (Bowman throws explosion pills at him, and like they are supposed to, they explode and Brent falls to the basement via the hole on the ground) Brent: Damn you Bowman! Damn you! Bowman: Phew. (Bowman leaves the house and everybody else wakes up) Jesse: uhh...... Hullo: What happened? Rena: I think we were fed drugs or something... Ashton: Kill.....Bowman....Priority.....Get.....It....on...with...Precis....Bigger...Priority. Claude: LET'S KILL HIM! (They all run outside and find Bowman) Noel: So that's where you were! Chisato: You dead! Bowman: Not my fault, Poison Pills! (All are engulfed except Leon, Opera, and Cutepiku. They start running after the fleeing Bowman) Bowman: *huff* *puff* I can't run *huff* forever... *puff* Leon: Come back here! Opera: You are gonna get it for ruining my drug free body with your so called "pills!" Cutepiku: You are evil!!! (Bowman collapses on the street and all three are kicking him and the police come and arrest all of them but Bowman) Bowman: Hey! Aren't you gonna bring me to the hospital or something? Policeman: Oh, ok. (Brings him to Dr. Tim's office and the policeman leaves) Dr. Tim: Well.... You seem to be bruised up. I didn't wanna come here on Thanksgiving day but patients are priority. And their cash. Bowman: Uhh....... I will take leave of you now...... (Bowman leaves the office) In jail.... Opera: They didn't take away my gun. (Policemen are staring at Opera) Police 1: Dude check out her kaleidoscope. Police 2: Whoa....... Police 1: Not those, Idiot. The End