Dinner in SO2
This is my first attempt at a love story. Give me a chance. Rena, a lonely girl one month after the events in Star Ocean 2, found out Claude had an ending with Opera instead of Rena.
In Rena’s house………
Rena: *sob* *cry*
Precis: Don’t worry…. I’m sure you will find a boyfriend………..
Jesse: Yeah………………… Maybe when you are 80!!! (Sorry, couldn’t help myself to some early comedy relief)
(Precis smacks Jesse)
Jesse: Oww………. I’ll get boozed up in café SO2 instead…..
(Jesse leaves)
Precis: We will get through this together…………
Rena: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU LITTLE @#$%@ !!!!!!!!!
(Precis goes into her room)
Precis: I wonder what will help her through her time in need…….. hmm………
(One hour later)
Precis: ……………….hmm………………… A BOYFRIEND!!!!!! Oh yeah this is gonna be da bomb! I wonder who……………
In café SO2……………
Jesse: anudda ‘in between the sheets’ pease.
Bartender: Look, I haven’t had a customer who can gulp down so much beer before…… You are draining my supplies and you are underage!!!!
Jesse: haw muttch ??????
Bartender: 100 FOL.
Jesse: okay…….
(Jesse put 100 FOL on the table and he leaves)
In the forest outside of Arlia………..
Ashton: I’m getting tired of fighting. I’m gonna go home.
In Precis’s room……..
Precis: I have a list of 3 guys…………
Precis: Keith? Hmm………….no………… Ernest!?!?!?!? Hmm………no……….. Grim Reaper?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Hahahahahahahaa……… maybe……….. Brent……. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA…………..hmm? That might work! I will make reservations to café SO2 then…………….
In CIAJ…………..
Brent: Claude is a @#$.........
Hullo: Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk! Brent is a jerk!
Brent: Hey! Get outta my site! (Get it?)
On the road to CIAJ……..
Precis: Okay so…….. Brent lives in a URL? Not an address? I will just use a search engine instead………. I hate typing URL’s. I’ll bookmark him next time………
At Rena’s house………
Rena: *cry*
(Ashton walks through the door)
Ashton: What’s wrong, Rena?
Rena: Claude had an ending with Opera………… *sob*
Ashton: oh…….. There is plenty of fish in the sea.
Rena: *sob* Do you think so?
Ashton: Yes…….. Don’t cry………
(Ashton hugs Rena……..)
Ashton: (She is real soft, Especially in the-)
Rena: -Why did Claude pick Opera?!?!?!?! Of all people!
Ashton: Well, cause she had big-
Rena:-WHY OPERA!!!?!?!?
Ashton: You don’t have big-
Rena:-HE COULD HAVE HAD ME!!!!!!!
Ashton: He always was eyeing Opera’s large-
Rena:-WHAT DOES OPERA HAVE THAT I DON’T!?!?!?!??!!
Ashton: Like I was trying to say, she had bigger-
Rena:-NOW I’M LEFT WITH NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Ashton: I think I should go………
(Ashton leaves)
In CIAJ………..
Precis: wow……. Nice sign! ‘Welcome to Claude is a Jerk!’ Looks like a fall edition.
(Precis enters the site)
Brent: May I help you Miss Helium addict?
Precis: I’m here to offer you a date.
Brent: Whoa….. I’m too young for that-
Precis:-200,000 FOL when you are done. Wait for a blue-haired lady at the café SO2.
Brent: Hell, with that much money I wouldn’t mind having-
Hullo:-Brent is a Jerk!-
Brent:-with her…………
At Rena’s house……
Rena: *sob*
(Precis walks in the house)
Precis: RENA!!! Come with me to the SO2 café!!!!!
Rena: Okay…….. I need to get my mind of that, that JERK!
Precis: Let’s go…….
At the café…………..
Brent: Where is this blue-haired lady?
(Dias walks in)
Brent: Ah! You are the blue-haired lady I was supposed to meet?
Dias: LADY!?!?!?!?! What the?!?!?!?! I’m a guy! Kuuhaza-(zap)
Brent: Move along…. I’m armed and ready……
Dias: grr…….
(Dias walks to a table and Precis and Rena come in)
Brent: Hello!
Precis: This is Brent, Rena. Brent this is Rena. Have a nice evening!
(Precis runs away)
Rena: She set me up with a guy……..
Brent: Well….. Shall we get a table???
Rena: Okay…….
Brent: Waiter, we would like a table please……..
Waiter: Certainly……… Would you like to hear our evening specials?
Rena: Yes, please.
Waiter: We have a fine Spicy Cake, Shrimp Au Gratin, Daikon (white radish) Miso Soup, and a wilted salad for appetizer.
Brent: uh……
(Waiter brings them to the table. Then they sit)
Rena: I will have the Shrimp Au Gratin, Yogurt Salad, and a shortcake.
Waiter: One full course meal for the young lady. How bout you sir?
Brent: Lemme have the Hamburger, Steak and ale.
Waiter: Yes sir. Your food should arrive soon.
Rena: So…… Tell me about yourself.
Brent: I like to watch the Simpsons, I own Claude is a Jerk and I like Star Ocean 2. Tell me about yourself.
Rena: I am 17. I live in Arlia and I like shortcake.
Brent: Sweets are bad for you…..
Rena: I LOVE SWEETS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON! GOODBYE!
(Rena steps outside, Ashton walks over with a suit on and flowers)
Ashton: These are for you.
Rena: How sweet.
Ashton: Rena, I- I- I love you………
Rena:*cries* I love you too, Ashton.
Ashton: Come on, let’s go back home.
The End
I don’t plan on making another love story anytime soon. E-mail me at [email protected] if you like the story and you want me to make more of these.