| Day with Leon 5 | ||||
| On the last episode of Day with Leon.......... Noel: Taste my gay fury!!!!! What will become of Dias? Find out on this episode of.......Day with Leon!!!!!! Noel: Taste my gay fury!!!!!! Dias: Wait........ I'll call Leno, He might know how to destroy gay spells. (He is calling Leno, while Neol Trys to cast Gay Matter) Dias: Hello? Oh, Amber. What are you doing at Leno's house? Amber: Do you really want to know? Dias: I need to speak to Leno.......Oh! You guys are....... Amber: Eh heh heh....Yeah...Leave us alone!!!!!!!! (Hangs Up) Dias: uh................ Noel: Gay Matter!!!!!!!! (Boom!) Dias: Ow............. (Noel pins Dias down) Noel: Now I can do what I want with you!!!!!! Dias: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile.......... Leon: Gryphon, You can fly right? Gryphon: That's about the size of it....... Leon: Could you fly me home? Gryphon: You would have to blow me first!!!! Leon: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! You have been posessed by gay goku!!!!!!!!! Gryphon: There is nothing you can do about it!!!!!!!!! Leon: Taste this book!!!!! (Chucks a book at Gryphon, It knocks him out) Leon: Run!!!!!!!!! Back at the jail......... Cyril: The little @#$%face left me to chase the punk kid CjayC. Police: How are you doing in there convict? Cyril: Receive the wind of destruction!!!!!!!!!! (The whole jail explodes, leaving Cyril in a pile of flesh and rubble) Cyril: I could use this gun........ Cyril: I could also use this armor, and this sword, and this giant taser labeled 'highly super duper uber dangerous plasma gun that can explode a city in one shot.' Cyril: I will destroy Dias!!!!!!!! And I will shove this sword up Leon's candy @$$ Meanwhile in Bowman's house........... Nineh: Want another, Bowman....... Bowman: All this blowing is tiring me out....... Jesse: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bowman: Huh?....Oh! We were just blowing those self-relightable candles. Not what you think. Nineh: heeheehee.....hahaha........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Jesse: No! She is posessed by gay goku!!!!!!!!! Nineh: I will have my way with you men......... Jesse: SPICULE!!!!!!!! Jesse: I'm gonna burn you to the bone!!!!!!!!! (Nineh dissolves) Bowman: Now you pissed me off!!!!!!!!! Jesse: Now wait a sec. I'm sure Rena can revive her. There is no need to hurt me........ Bowman: You should have saved her body so I can punch her! Jesse: huh? Oh! Bowman: She was getting on my nerves anyway. I think I like being single. Jesse: The bachelor's life? Bowman: yup. Jesse: uh........ok.........I..uh......gotta......go! (Jesse walks outside) Keith: I will have my way........... Jesse: Oh no! Keith has been posessed too! Keith: hahahahhaha!!!!!!!! What will become of Jesse? Will Dias make it through? How can Leon defend his @$$ from Cyril? Find out on the next episode of...........Day with Leon!!!!!!!! |
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