Day with Leon 5
On the last episode of Day with Leon..........

Noel: Taste my gay fury!!!!!

What will become of Dias? Find out on this episode of.......Day with Leon!!!!!!

Noel: Taste my gay fury!!!!!!
Dias: Wait........ I'll call Leno, He might know how to destroy gay spells.
(He is calling Leno, while Neol Trys to cast Gay Matter)
Dias: Hello? Oh, Amber. What are you doing at Leno's house?
Amber: Do you really want to know?
Dias: I need to speak to Leno.......Oh! You guys are.......
Amber: Eh heh heh....Yeah...Leave us alone!!!!!!!!
(Hangs Up)
Dias: uh................
Noel: Gay Matter!!!!!!!!
(Boom!)
Dias: Ow.............
(Noel pins Dias down)
Noel: Now I can do what I want with you!!!!!!
Dias: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile..........

Leon: Gryphon, You can fly right?
Gryphon: That's about the size of it.......
Leon: Could you fly me home?
Gryphon: You would have to blow me first!!!!
Leon: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! You have been posessed by gay goku!!!!!!!!!
Gryphon: There is nothing you can do about it!!!!!!!!!
Leon: Taste this book!!!!!
(Chucks a book at Gryphon, It knocks him out)
Leon: Run!!!!!!!!!

Back at the jail.........

Cyril: The little @#$%face left me to chase the punk kid CjayC.
Police: How are you doing in there convict?
Cyril: Receive the wind of destruction!!!!!!!!!!
(The whole jail explodes, leaving Cyril in a pile of flesh and rubble)
Cyril: I could use this gun........
Cyril: I could also use this armor, and this sword, and this giant taser labeled 'highly super duper uber dangerous plasma gun that can explode a city in one shot.'
Cyril: I will destroy Dias!!!!!!!! And I will shove this sword up Leon's candy @$$

Meanwhile in Bowman's house...........

Nineh: Want another, Bowman.......
Bowman: All this blowing is tiring me out.......
Jesse: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowman: Huh?....Oh! We were just blowing those self-relightable candles. Not what you think.
Nineh: heeheehee.....hahaha........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Jesse: No! She is posessed by gay goku!!!!!!!!!
Nineh: I will have my way with you men.........
Jesse: SPICULE!!!!!!!!
Jesse: I'm gonna burn you to the bone!!!!!!!!!
(Nineh dissolves)
Bowman: Now you pissed me off!!!!!!!!!
Jesse: Now wait a sec. I'm sure Rena can revive her. There is no need to hurt me........
Bowman: You should have saved her body so I can punch her!
Jesse: huh? Oh!
Bowman: She was getting on my nerves anyway. I think I like being single.
Jesse: The bachelor's life?
Bowman: yup.
Jesse: uh........ok.........I..uh......gotta......go!
(Jesse walks outside)
Keith: I will have my way...........
Jesse: Oh no! Keith has been posessed too!
Keith: hahahahhaha!!!!!!!!

What will become of Jesse? Will Dias make it through? How can Leon defend his @$$ from Cyril? Find out on the next episode of...........Day with Leon!!!!!!!!
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