Day with Leon II
On the last Day with Leon,
Dias runs off without Leon to go home leaving Leon to deal with the cops and help Cyril.

Leon: You little......
Dias: Later, SUCKERS!
(Dias is walking)
Dias: I could use a blackberry........
Vender: Hi! It seems like you could use a blackberry! My name is Brent.
Dias: How much you offerin'?
Brent: 5000 FOL.
Dias: Holy @#$%!!!!!!
Brent: Take it or leave it. I'm the only vender for 5 miles.
Dias: FINE! I'll take it.
Brent: I'm 5000 FOL richer.
(Dias eats berry.)
Dias: I feel refreshed. Oh yeah, Illusio-(zap)
Brent: ha ha ha. I have a taser. Don't touch me.
Dias: errggghhh............
(Dias continues down the road only to find Claude and Rena on a Synard.)
Dias: DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!!
Claude: I can't pick you up! I'm a jerk! Visit www.angelfire.com/biz7/claudeisajerk
Dias: Crescent wave.
Rena: OW!!!!!!!
Brent: JERK!!!( fires phase gun at Claude)
Claude: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dias gets on the synard)

Back to Cyril and Leon

Leon: BURN!!!!!!!! (Fires Phase gun repeatedly)
Cyril: We can't hold off the police for much longer.
Police: Be careful. I know shingu style jujitsu. YAA!!!!!!!!
Leon: Oww...... My head!!!!!!! We need to surrender.
Cyril: Receive the wind of destructio-(zap)
Police: Everybody is carrying a taser nowadays.
Leon: CYRIL!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon: Gremlin's lair!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Police: AHHHHHHH!
(all police get slaughtered)
Little Kid: You a bad, bad kid. I will tell your mommy!!!!!!!!
Leon: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in next time for another episode of day with leon.
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