| Day with Leon II | ||||
| On the last Day with Leon, Dias runs off without Leon to go home leaving Leon to deal with the cops and help Cyril. Leon: You little...... Dias: Later, SUCKERS! (Dias is walking) Dias: I could use a blackberry........ Vender: Hi! It seems like you could use a blackberry! My name is Brent. Dias: How much you offerin'? Brent: 5000 FOL. Dias: Holy @#$%!!!!!! Brent: Take it or leave it. I'm the only vender for 5 miles. Dias: FINE! I'll take it. Brent: I'm 5000 FOL richer. (Dias eats berry.) Dias: I feel refreshed. Oh yeah, Illusio-(zap) Brent: ha ha ha. I have a taser. Don't touch me. Dias: errggghhh............ (Dias continues down the road only to find Claude and Rena on a Synard.) Dias: DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!! Claude: I can't pick you up! I'm a jerk! Visit www.angelfire.com/biz7/claudeisajerk Dias: Crescent wave. Rena: OW!!!!!!! Brent: JERK!!!( fires phase gun at Claude) Claude: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dias gets on the synard) Back to Cyril and Leon Leon: BURN!!!!!!!! (Fires Phase gun repeatedly) Cyril: We can't hold off the police for much longer. Police: Be careful. I know shingu style jujitsu. YAA!!!!!!!! Leon: Oww...... My head!!!!!!! We need to surrender. Cyril: Receive the wind of destructio-(zap) Police: Everybody is carrying a taser nowadays. Leon: CYRIL!!!!!!!!!!! Leon: Gremlin's lair!!!!!!!!!!!!! Police: AHHHHHHH! (all police get slaughtered) Little Kid: You a bad, bad kid. I will tell your mommy!!!!!!!! Leon: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in next time for another episode of day with leon. |
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