Ashton: Dead Triangle!
Jesse: I can't move.......
(Ashton strikes Jesse)
Jesse: Ow! Raijin!
(Jesse Punches him real hard in the face)
Ashton: Oww!
Jesse: Let's just get this over with.............
Ashton: I wanna see the biggest barrel in the world!!!!
Jesse: That's in section 2873!! That's a long walk.
Ashton: I got a poem! It's christmas eve. It started to Snow. Not a creature was stirring not even a chocobo!
Jesse: uhh.... We are in section 3.
(5 hours later)
Jesse: *huff* *puff* we can't keep going.
Ashton: Just think Barrels!
Jesse: NO!
Meanwhile at arlia...............
Ukipetuc: Oooooo....... What's that?
Opera: That's my linger-
Ernest: Don't talk about that, kids come to this site!
Opera: But the dog is biting it!
(Llewraf continues biting on Claude's you know where)
Claude: Argg! GET IT OFF!
Celine: Hold On Claude, darling! Firebolt!
(A ball of fire burns claude's crotch.)
Claude: AHH!!!!!!!!!
Rena: HAHHAHAHAHA.... Sorry I can't revive THAT. Good dog Llewraf!
Llewraf: I know. I'm one of those game weirdos that know html!
At the calnus...........
Ronixis: Seesh, boy! Can't you see I'm in a deep state of trance right now!
Kurtzman: I'm sorry sir. Report says they found your son in Arlia!
Ronixis: NO! Charge the Cannons and aim at Expel, must get that blasted boy away from me.
Kurtzman: OK! CHARGE THE CANNONS! AIM..............FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
(They shoot, It explodes arlia.)
Meanwhile in the ruins of Arlia....
Rena: AHH MY CLOTHES BURNED!
Celine: my curtain rod........
Opera: my GUN!
Ernest: MY WHIP!!!!
All: NOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune in for the next episode of day with ashton!!