| Day with Ashton | ||||
| One quiet day in Arlia......... (TV commercial shows Barrels Emporium) Ashton: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna go! Rena: Calm down Ashton we will bring you. Ashton: Really?!?!? Rena: NO! Not me. Claude: Not me. I'm a jerk! Opera: eye sill nede ta git sober. Ernest: uhh...no......... Ashton: No one want's to bring me?....................DIAS!!!......................... Dias:(snore) huh?....wha?......no..no kid...........(snore) Ashton: ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!?! Everyone: .................. (The door slams open) Jesse: I GOT SOME DOGS!!!!! This one is Llewraf, and this one is Ukipetuc. (Get it?) Rena: AWW! HOW CUTE!!!!! Llewraf: woof woof. (Llewraf bites Claude in the you know where.) Claude: Arrgh! Llewraf: That's what you get JERK! Jesse: Hey! It talks! (Ukipetuc goes in Opera's room) Opera: Oh my goodness! (Opera runs in the room. Punching noises are heard.) Ashton: Back to bringing me to the barrel emporium! Jesse: Ok. I will bring you. I am the author after all. Ashton: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the highway, Jesse is driving his convertible mazda miata MX-5 (It's my story! I can have whatever I want!) Ashton: Whee! Nice car, man! Jesse: Thanks, I got the cash by killing Goryil-ah. Ashton: I can see the emporium! Jesse: Yeah, me too. (They arrive in the emporium) Ticketman: I need you to pay for the parking, sir. Jesse: What the hell, Renzokuke-(zap) Ticketman: Don't touch me. Jesse: grr........ Ashton: Don't start trouble! Jesse: Here's your cash. (Jesse parks his cool car.) (They walk into the emporium.) (They bump into.....) Indalecio: WATCH IT, FOO! Jesse: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?!?!??!?! Indalecio: Divine comedy! Jesse: SENRETSU! (Indalecio blows up the 10 foot radius. Jesse delivers a flurry of punches and kicks.) Indalecio: You may have won this time, but I will get you next time! Imelda: Watch it! Don't blow up the place! Ashton: You are pissin' me off! Jesse: What did I do? Ashton: Dead Triangle! What will happen to Jesse? Find out next time on another episode of Day with Ashton! |
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