(TV commercial shows Barrels Emporium)
Ashton: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna go!
Rena: Calm down Ashton we will bring you.
Ashton: Really?!?!?
Rena: NO! Not me.
Claude: Not me. I'm a jerk!
Opera: eye sill nede ta git sober.
Ernest: uhh...no.........
Ashton: No one want's to bring me?....................DIAS!!!.........................
Dias:(snore) huh?....wha?......no..no kid...........(snore)
Ashton: ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone: ..................
(The door slams open)
Jesse: I GOT SOME DOGS!!!!! This one is Llewraf, and this one is Ukipetuc. (Get it?)
Rena: AWW! HOW CUTE!!!!!
Llewraf: woof woof.
(Llewraf bites Claude in the you know where.)
Claude: Arrgh!
Llewraf: That's what you get JERK!
Jesse: Hey! It talks!
(Ukipetuc goes in Opera's room)
Opera: Oh my goodness!
(Opera runs in the room. Punching noises are heard.)
Ashton: Back to bringing me to the barrel emporium!
Jesse: Ok. I will bring you. I am the author after all.
Ashton: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the highway, Jesse is driving his convertible mazda miata MX-5 (It's my story! I can have whatever I want!)
Ashton: Whee! Nice car, man!
Jesse: Thanks, I got the cash by killing Goryil-ah.
Ashton: I can see the emporium!
Jesse: Yeah, me too.
(They arrive in the emporium)
Ticketman: I need you to pay for the parking, sir.
Jesse: What the hell, Renzokuke-(zap)
Ticketman: Don't touch me.
Jesse: grr........
Ashton: Don't start trouble!
Jesse: Here's your cash.
(Jesse parks his cool car.)
(They walk into the emporium.)
(They bump into.....)
Indalecio: WATCH IT, FOO!
Jesse: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?!?!??!?!
Indalecio: Divine comedy!
Jesse: SENRETSU!
(Indalecio blows up the 10 foot radius. Jesse delivers a flurry of punches and kicks.)
Indalecio: You may have won this time, but I will get you next time!
Imelda: Watch it! Don't blow up the place!
Ashton: You are pissin' me off!
Jesse: What did I do?
Ashton: Dead Triangle!
What will happen to Jesse? Find out next time on another episode of Day with Ashton!