Claude 1/2 chapter 7 By: Jesse (Expertise626) I like writing this story. It's pretty fun, so here's the 7th installment of Claude 1/2!! Claude walks out of the town (In girl form), since he's been in Expel before, he walks to Salva to visit Yuki and discuss his problems. By now, Funny thieves were avoiding him because of the one shot slaughter deal that went on when Claude first arrived. 6 Funny thieves would come at one time and attack, oddly enough, they were either blown away by his 'Sword of Light' or slashed by his blade that smells like the Arlian Regis cologne. So needless to say, he walked there pretty safely. Claude: Where did Yuki live anyway? He's sees a sign in front of him that says, "Yuki's Jam Store! That way, idiot!" So Claude walked into the Jam store. Yuki: May I help you ma'am? Claude: I'm a guy!!! Yuki: Umm, ma'am? Claude: Don't you know me, Yuki?!?!? Yuki: But you are a girl! You have the full package and everything!! Claude: ........... May I please have some hot water? Yuki: OK, ma'am. Yuki gives the hot water to Claude and he pours it on himself. He turns back into a boy. Yuki: Claude?!?!?!?! What's going on?!?!? Claude: Look, I got this curse that whenever I get poured with cold water, I turn into a girl. When I get pour in hot water, I turn back into a boy! Yuki: Oh! That's just strange. Claude: I turned into a girl while in my date and Rena thought I was cheating on her and she dumped me! Yuki: Really? Awww....That's too bad.... Claude: I know. Yuki pours some Paralysis powder on Claude's face. He breathes it in and falls to the ground, unable to move his body. Yuki: Hahaha....You are all mine now!! Claude: AHH!!! Yuki: Draw the nectar from my honeyed lips! Yuki moves closer to Claude, trying to kiss him. Claude couldn't move to resist so he had no other choice but to succumb. She moved only an inch away from his lips and a hammer bursted through the roof of the store, and hit Yuki on the head. She fainted on Claude. Claude couldn't move so her weight was sort of crushing him. IN THE RUINS OF THE SALVA BAR Ashton just noticed he threw the hammer through the roof of a shop. He went to get the hammer and say sorry to the shop owners. He entered the shop and saw Yuki on top of Claude and yelled in shock. Ashton: YAHH!!!!! What the hell?!?!? Claude, you 2 timing Rena?!?!? Again?!!?!?! Claude: I can't move. I can't get her off. She put Paralysis powder on me!! Ashton: Yeah, yeah, using excuses again!!! Ashton took his hammer and walked back to the wreckage of the bar. Claude: Great, I'm having a bad day. Yuki woke up and saw she was laying on top of Claude. Yuki: Oh! I didn't know you felt that way about me, too! Claude: I can't move. You fainted on top of me. Yuki: So you do care. Claude: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm paralyzed!!! I love Rena!!!! Yuki: I don't care.. Yuki put the sign on her door, 'Closed'. She grabbed Claude and threw him into the back room. She went into the back room and locked the door behind her. IN THE WRECKAGE OF THE BAR Ashton was using the hammer to rebuild the structure of the bar. At this rate, he will be done in no time. Ashton: Twin Nail Stab!!! Nail dance! Oh the mighty Tria, lend me your power! Wooden Tri-Ace! He was using his KM's to help him. He stopped to talk to himself. Ashton: Why would Claude betray Rena like that?! He thought for 5 minutes... Ashton: Wait, if he breaks up with Rena, then, RENA IS ALL MINE!!!!! Bartender: Get back to work!!! Ashton: Yes sir. IN RENA'S HOUSE Rena was crying in her room... Rena: *sob* *cry* *sob* Why did Claude betray me for another woman?! He's such an idiot!! Celine and Chisato walks upstairs from their Lassguss mountain trip. Celine: We are home! Chisato: Why are you crying Rena? Rena: Claude was cheating on me..... Celine: Really?!?! Where did he go? Rena: Probably in Salva cheating on another woman!!! Celine: I'll be gone for awhile, BYE!!! Celine bursted out the door in a speed faster than an olympics champion. Chisato: What's with her? I didn't remember buying any Bunny Shoes. Rena: *cry* *sob* *cry* Chisato: Probably trying to take Claude. IN THE CAVE OF TRIALS Kuno: This place is weird!! Succubus: Welcome to the Cave of Trials. Kuno: Hello, fair maiden. Very well, I shall date with you. Succubus: You friggin' weirdo, I'm not here to date with you! Fight me to advance further! Kuno: A-advance further in our relationship?!?!? Succubus: (Idiot, advance further in the Cave of trials! I guess he can't be helped) Kuno: Have at you! En Garde! The Succubus charges at him and he blurts out, Kuno: No! I cannot hurt such a beautiful maiden! Too late, the succubus slashes him and he falls to the ground. Kuno: Is this the feeling of love? Succubus: No, that's the feel of pain. Kuno: That must mean you're power shows your affection! The more strength you hit me with, the more you care! Succubus: No, you idiot!! Don't you get it?!?! I'm trying to kill you for intruding the Cave of Trials!!! Kuno lays on the ground with a busted up Sword and big scratch on his chest. He didn't even feel the pain on his chest, he was only thinking about the fair maiden that just beat him up. IN THE RUINS OF ELURIA Ronixis pours a hot water canteen on himself and turns back into himself. Sergeant Joe tells him of the situation and where his son went. Ronixis: So the Calnus will not be repaired? Sergeant Joe: Yes sir. We plan to build a colony here and slowly rebuild another ship with our current resources. Ronixis: What of my son? Sergeant Joe: He went to see his precious woman. He said she was in Arlia. Ronixis: Where's Arlia? Sergeant Joe: I have no idea, sir. But we warped him there. Ronixis: Can you warp me there? Sergeant Joe: The warper need to recharge for another hour. Ronixis: OK. Can we take the remaining wood and build a suspending vehicle for water? Sergeant Joe: You mean a raft? Ronixis: Yes, please inform the men to gather the ramaining wood. Sergeant Joe: Yes sir. IN THE SALVA JAM STORE Yuki walked out of the back room with a smile on her face. She turned the sign back to 'open' to resume business. Mumbling and rustling could be heard from the back room. Yuki: Will he be quiet? He'll make customers suspicious. I thought I 'quieted' him down. hehehehehehe. Yuki threw a jam jar on his head and he fainted. Yuki: I'll close up shop soon and 'check out' how Claude's doing... Yuki just stood there thinking sinister thoughts. Yuki: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! END OF CHAPTER 7 Email me at expertise626@yahoo.com if you have any comments on my story.