Claude 1/2 chapter 5 Is this story getting repetitive? Is it good? I wouldn't know. Anyways, ahem.... Claude was still walking in the cave... Claude: Gotta be careful. Gotta be careful. Gotta be caref- WHA!!! Claude spots a mutated rat staring at him. Claude: Oh... It's only a big rat. The rat opens his mouth and a laser beams come out. Claude dodges the attack. Claude: WHA!!!! EAT THIS!!! Claude fires his Phase gun at the rat. It vaporizes the rat and makes a big hole on the wall. Water starts flowing in. Claude: Holy s- The water sweeps Claude (Who is in his girl form) across the sewers. He washes up in the front of the exit. Claude: Uhh......huh? I MADE IT!!! OUTSIDE THE MANOR... Hugo: The front door is locked. I'll check the back. Hugo finds the Ensign wet and on the grass celebrating. Hugo: Ensign Claude C. Kenni! You are to report to the medic immediately. Claude: A corporal can't command me!!! Hugo: Direct orders from Sergeant Joe, sir. Claude: Fine... I'll go. My flashlight and Phase gun is broken from the water. I'll get a replacement... Hugo: Ok, ensign. I'll go search inside. Hugo runs inside and Claude walks back to the ruins... MEANWHILE IN THE SALVA BAR..... Ashton is yelling at Kuno and Kuno is also returning the favor. Ashton: Look, you got this ALL wrong. Kuno: SHUT UP, Ingrate. You have pushed me to my breaking point. Ashton: Try this, Tri-Ace!!! Kuno then gets exploded and is thrown back to the ruins site.... Ashton underestimated Tri-Ace and is also buried in empty bottles of beer. By now, the bartender evacuated and got to witness the wreckage of his bar. IN THE ELURIA RUINS...... Claude and Kuno seemed to have arrived the same time. But different altitudes. Kuno lands on top of the already shocked Pilot. Claude walks up to Sergeant Joe who was giving out bandages like they were free. Claude: Yo, Sergeant. I need another Phase gun and flashlight. Sergeant Joe: Fine, here. This is coming out of your free time, though. Claude: Fine... Kuno got up off the Pilot and ran towards Sergeant Joe. Kuno: Sir, I have came back! Sergeant Joe: Darn, I wasn't expecting you for another month. Kuno: Grr... I mean...umm...... What do I do now, sir? Sergeant Joe: You can start by cleaning this mess of steel everywhere. Kuno: I am NOT a janit- oh yeah.... I'm on it, sir..... Sergeant Joe: Oh yeah, Claude, you are dismissed for now. You may visit your precious woman in Arlia. Pilot! Warp him to Arlia! Pilot: Yes sir. They warp him to Arlia. IN RENA'S HOUSE.... Rena: Uhhh..... huh? Where's Ashton? WHERE'S MY MALLET?!??!?! Ashton is GONE!!! He stole my mallet!! That two timing s- Claude enters the house... Claude: Is anyone here? Rena looks up at Claude... Rena: CLAUDE!!! She runs up to him and hugs him. Claude: Umm...Rena....You're mom..... Rena: Oh, her.... Let's just throw her in her room. They toss Westa into her room and the both of them enter Rena's room. IN THE MANOR... Ronixis enters the empty looking mansion. Ronixis: Excuse me? Is anyone here? A man jumps out of the darkness and attacks Ronixis. Ronixis: WHA?!?!? What's going on?? Mayor: Welcome to my humble estate. I am Nash, the owner of this mansion and the mayor of El... Ronixis: Why attack me? Nash: You and your Sorcery Globe attacked El TWICE!! Ronixis: Globe? What Globe? Nash: That flying crashing thing you aliens were in. Ronixis: You mean the Calnus? All the suddenly a table and 2 chairs on opposite sides appear. Nash: Whatever... Let's dual!!! Ronixis: To the death. They both pull out in one hand, a weapon. In the other hand, a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. (What? You expected a fight scene?) They both get in a chair. They start their dual. END OF CHAPTER 5 Hahaha.... Fooled you, didn't I? E-mail me at: expertise626@yahoo.com and tell me what you think! Or you could just R/R...