Claude 1/2 chapter 4 By: Jesse (Expertise626) Well, this is the fourth installment of Claude 1/2. I hope it's been good up to this point. I don't know how far this fic will go. Well, please read and review. Claude in his female form is still hanging on the walls of the mayor's secret dungeon. Claude: How do I get down? I'm hungry. Claude stays up there for the remainder of the night. MEANWHILE IN ARLIA... Ashton seems to be in Rena's house recovering from the fatal wounds that the village gave him. He's been asleep for about 2 days. Finally he wakes up. Ashton: Uhh......where.....where......am I? Rena: Oh, Ashton. You're awake. I was getting worried. You were out for 2 days. Ashton: Thanks for saving me.... Ashton then hugs her, then Rena's mallet came out of nowhere and was somehow attached to his head. Ashton then fell back on the bed looking at the pillow. Ashton: Oww..... Rena: YOU PERVERT!!! You know how much I love Claude!!! Ashton: Did it occur to you that was a hug of thanks? Rena: Oh! Well, anyway, I'll go get you some lunch. My mom is cooking like crazy since we let Chisato and Celine stay here. Ashton: Oh... Rena then walks downstairs to see her mother. Rena: Mom, Ashton is awake. Could you please make lunch for him? Westa: Sure! I'll cook! IF YOU WANT YOUR MOTHER TO SUFFOCATE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN!!! So then, I'll cook!!! I've been worked like crazy since you let your friends stay here! Rena: I'll cook myself, thanks anyway Mom. Rena goes and cooks some food and Ashton comes downstairs. Ashton: Hey Rena! Westa: This is the boy you invited to stay with us??!?! Rena: Umm, yes mom. Soon after, Westa punches Ashton in the face. Ashton then steps back in pain. Westa pulls out her all-purpose knife in a position ready to end Ashton of his misery. (Well, the knife IS All-purpose.) Ashton: No! Don't! Rena then jumps on her mother from behind and pins her to the ground. Rena: Quick! Ashton! Pull the mallet out of my pocket! Ashton: Uhh.... Westa: GET OFF ME RENA!!!! Rena: GET IT!!! Ashton: Uhh, OK!!! Ashton pulls out the mallet. Rena: Now, HIT MY MOTHER ON THE HEAD!!!! Ashton hits Westa on the head with the mallet. She gets knocked out. Rena then gets up. Rena: What did you do?!?!?!? Ashton: B-but you told me to!!! Rena: You have to hit her harder next time. At this rate, she'll only be out for 5 days. We are aiming for a month. Ashton: *sigh*........So, what's for lunch? Rena: How dare you.... Rena then pulls out the knife in her mother's hand and throws it at Ashton. Ashton, being the semi-quick guy he is, dodges the knife and takes the mallet and hits Rena on the head. Ashton: What's going on with these people??!?! Ashton then runs out the door. All the villagers look at him. No one moved for 5 seconds. All of the villagers went pillaging at him, beating him up again. All of the villagers then promptly continue what they were doing before. Then Noel pops up out of nowhere. Noel: Save the animals! Ashton! You destroyed the Shingo forest! And the animals in it! Noel starts punching Ashton's body on the floor. Noel: Take that! Noel: AND THAT! Noel: Energy Arrow!!! The spell hits Ashton even harder. Ashton now broke most of the bones in his body, and ruptured his spleen. It was far worse than pain for Ashton. It was so painful, it felt relaxing. Noel then picks up Ashton's body and throws him to Salva. If you are good at connecting events, then you know where he lands. Ashton smashes through the roof of the bar and lands on top of Kuno. (Who still has a hangover by the way.) Surprisingly, they both didn't break the table. Bartender: They are gonna feel that in the morning. Kuno then wakes up from the pain on his back. He finds a person on top of him. Kuno then throws him off. Kuno: Excuse me, but I don't swing that way. Bartender: HA! Kuno: Hey! You watch you're mouth. MEANWHILE IN THE RUINS OF ELURIA CASTLE. People start waking up after the battle. Not many though. Pilot: Oww... AHH!!!! The battle is over? Who won? Sergeant Joe wakes up. Sergeant Joe: Uhh.... This country is going to pay. Sergeant Joe notices a mansion down the field. Sergeant Joe: Corporal Hugo! Go investigate the Manor! Hugo: SIR! Hugo runs towards the mansion. The Pilot spots a panda floating up from the water. The panda pulls out a sign that says, "Hot water, please!" The Pilot pulls out a cigarette lighter and some canned water. He puts the lighter on the bottom of the can for about 30 seconds and opens the can. He promptly gives it to the panda. The panda pours the hot water on itself and forms into Ronixis. Ronixis: Thank you, Pilot. He pats the pilot on the back as the Pilot stares in the same place in fear. Pilot: Y-Yeah. No pro....blem..... The pilot faints as Sergeant Joe shakes his head in a shameful manner. Ronixis then walks towards the mansion. Sergeant Joe: Where are you going, sir? Ronixis: To ask for directions to the nearest repair bay. Ronixis then continues to walk to the mansion. Sergeant Joe: *sigh* (Doesn't he realize that this is a primitive planet?) MEANWHILE IN THE MAYOR'S MANSION.... Claude has been transfered in a cell and a guard winked at her. (He is in girl form after all...) Claude: I gotta get out of here!!! Claude sees a cup of hot water nearby. He pours it on herself. She turns back into a boy. Claude: Whoo......now to leave this cell.... I know. He bangs his hands on the wall to see if anything is hollow enough to break through. Claude: Nothing. I'll check the floor. He found a plastered hollow spot. He starts to stomp on the ground. The hole is created. Claude, wanting to get out of the cell, jumps in the hole. There is a tunnel down there. It looks abandoned but can still be navigated. He pulls out his flashlight and starts walking.... Claude: There better be a way out of here....... END OF CHAPTER 4 I hope you enjoyed it up to this point. Another chapter will be coming out soon...