Claude 1/2 Chapter 2 By: Jesse (Expertise626) This is the second chapter of my Claude 1/2 story!! Now, continuing where we left off last time. Jusenkyo guide: See? Now you young girl. Claude: NO!!!! Panda: Raaaaar..... Jusenkyo guide: Don't worry, I have cure! You get splashed with hot water the spell is reversed. But you get splashed with cold water, you turn back to girl. Claude barely made out what he was saying. His English was somewhat horrible. The Jusenkyo guide poured the hot water on both of them and they were turned back into their original forms. Suddenly, the Calnus warped the two back into the ship. Soon enough, they went hyperspace to observe the troubles in the Arctura system. Claude: What are you guys doing? Go back!!! Ronixis: Men, turn the ship around!! Pilot: Sorry sir, we are in Hyperspace. The force exerted on the ship while turning would cause the Calnus to break in half. That would cause all of the crew AND the civilians to be sucked into Blackholes. Claude: WHO CARES?!?!?! Pilot: You included, Ensign Kenni. Claude: SAVE ME!! Pilot: We will be out of hyperspace in 5 minutes. Ronixis: By that time, it would take another week to recharge the thrusters to go back into hyperspace... If we were to just fly back, that would take a year!!! Pilot: Precisely, sir. That's why we cannot return. Claude: Save me...... Claude went to pour himself a glass of cold water while his hands were shaking. He poured the water on himself and turned into a girl. Claude: Oh, great. He got a few stares from the crew members. People who were outside of the cockpit suddenly came storming in to marvel at this Female Red-haired beauty. Soldier 1: I must stay refined....H-how can I r-resist a..... Soldier 2: Hubba, hubba. Claude therefore got many stares from men and women alike. NEW RECRUITS OFFICE Sergeant Joe: What is your name? ???: I am Tatewaki Kuno. The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High! Sergeant Joe: Why do you wish to join the Calnus crew? Kuno: So I can see the wome- uhh, I mean so I lend my strength to be used by the army. Sergeant Joe: OK! You are now admitted into the Calnus as a crew member. Kuno: What position am I? Sergeant Joe: Janitor. Kuno: What?!?! How can one such as I be a lowly Janitor? My skills are more often suited as a Warrior! Sergeant Joe: Janitor or out. Kuno: J-janitor......... *I'll never attract the ladies this way* COCKPIT Claude was being mobbed by a bunch of perverted men trying to get ahold of him. Times like this he knew that always keeping a spare Phase gun handy was useful. He blasted away at his pursuiters vaporizing them. After he was done, he got a bunch of other stares from the Pilot crew. Thinking they were perverted stares, he blasted most of the them as well. A few narrowly escaped with their lives. Claude also shot the computer ANS. Automatic Navigation system. Computer: WARNING! WARNING! CALNUS SET TO COLLIDE WITH EXPEL IN 500 SECONDS! Ronixis: What have you done Claude? IN EL. The newly appointed Mayor of El has been giving his speech about the rebuilding of El for months now. The Construction worker team got to work building on the new Eluria castle. Now it has finally been completed. El Mayor: Ladies and Gentlemen and Ashton! I welcome you to the New Eluria castle! Just before opening the gates to letting all of the citizens to get in, the Calnus came crashing down. If you have a keen talent of connecting things together, you know what happens. BOOM! The Calnus crashes onto the newly built castle. El Mayor: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Parachutes comes falling down straight afterwards. Looks like the Calnus team made it down safely... Ashton looks at the sky and sees a Claude looking girl. Ashton: Claude?!??! Those people destroyed my home!! Tri-Ace! The explosion was aimed only at the parachutes so they all fell and hit themselves flat on the ground. Claude got very angry and shot the Phase gun at Ashton, throwing him all the way to Arlia. Claude: That shows him... Everyone else landed either on their feet, or on top of each other. One way or another, Kuno wasn't displeased. He landed on a girl. Kuno: Hello fair maiden.... Female Soldier: Get off me!! She punched him to Salva. Who knew she was THAT strong? Female Soldier: That shows him... END OF CHAPTER 2 It won't be long until chapter 3 gets up. I'll keep on continuing this story. I'm getting to you guys/girls. ALMOST!