Claude 1/2 chapter 6 By: Jesse (Expertise626) Ok, I hope you are enjoying this fic as much as I enjoy writing it. I think you have had enough of my enjoy messages so, let the 6th chapter begin! Ronixis was sweating, watching Nash place down his Blue Eyes White Dragon into the Playing field. Of course, Ronixis gripped his gun hard to prepare to shoot Nash at any time. Ronixis: I summon the Dark Magician into the playing field. Nash: My Blue Eyes White Dragon attacks your Dark Magician and you have just lost all of your life points. Say your final words to your deck, because it's mine now. Ronixis: D-darn...... Ronixis just had an idea that might be able to save his deck. It's not often that Ronixis had a witty plan, or just a regular plan for that matter. He relied on his men to do the thinking. Well, combat skills are about all he knows, if a jar of Peanut Butter took an IQ test, it would score higher than Ronixis. Ronixis: Excuse me, I need to potty..... Nash: W-wha??!?! The bathroom's down the hall. Ronixis runs into the bathroom. He quickly relieves himself. Ronixis: Ok.... I need cold water! Ronixis dunked his head into the toilet. Ronixis is now in Panda form. Ronixis: Raaarr...... (I should have flushed before dunking my head in the toilet) The panda bursts out of the bathroom, and runs out the front door. Of course, Nash saw the Panda coming from the bathroom. He checked to see if Ronixis was there and all he saw was a puddle on the floor. Nash: Curse you!!!! IN RENA'S ROOM They are both in the bed. SITTING ON THE BED!!! I know what you were thinking! Nothing like that! Rena: How have you been in the Calnus, Claude? Claude: It's been hectic. Rena: I know, how about you and me go take a walk outside? Claude: Sure, I'd love to, Rena. They both walk outside. They seem to be heading towards the town exit. All the suddenly, it started raining. Claude: Oh no. Suddenly, while Rena was hugging Claude's arm and was leaning on him, she felt like she was leaning on a lower amount of weight. Almost like a girl on a diet. Rena looked over and gasped at who she was hugging. The little boy Lucia was spying on them for awhile and saw Rena leaning on a girl! Lucia quickly ran home to plot a way to spread the news. Rena on the other hand looked like she was going to cast a Star Flare. Instead she quickly pulled away from the girl and questioned her. Rena: Who are you? Claude: Look, I am Cl- Rena: What did you do to my boyfriend!?!??!?! Claude: But I'm your boyfr- Rena: Shut up! You are not Claude! Claude: Look me and Claude are of one mind and body!! Rena: *gasp* Claude: Huh? Rena: I understand! Claude has been cheating on me! We are through! Along with Lucia, Alan was also spying on the date, too. Rena quickly ran into her house. Leaving Claude in female form, just standing there in the rain. Alan: Rena breaking up with Claude? YES!!!! Finally! My dream has come true!!!! Now Rena will go out with me!!! The whole town of Arlia looked at Alan like he had issues. They were all about to report to his father that he needed another year in the Crazy House. IN ELURIA RUINS.... Kuno has been trying to clean up this mess that the destroyed Calnus caused. Kuno: When do I get a break?!?!?!? Sergeant Joe: Alright, you can have a break. 5 minutes! Be back here cleaning or the ridges on the soles of my shoe will make a permenant tattoo on your behind! Kuno: Yes sir! Kuno takes a break and decides to take a nap on the floor. Cleaning up IS tiring work, afterall. Kuno then wakes up 2 hours later. He yawns and sees the Sergeant in front of him. Kuno, knowing he was supposed to get up 1 hour and 55 minutes ago, smiled at the Sergeant hoping he forgot. Sergeant Joe: Rise and shine, Janitor. Gee, weren't you supposed to get up about 1 hour, 55 minutes ago? Kuno: Ehehe... Sergeant Joe: You better take Yoga lessons, because if you don't kiss your butt goodbye, no one will! Sergeant Joe prompty kicks Kuno real hard and he flys into a desert island. Kuno walks into the nearby cave to look for anything. Kuno: I should be a commander, I have so much skill. But I am a Janitor and I got kicked into an unknown region. IN THE RUINS OF THE SALVA BAR Bartender: What did you do to my beautiful bar?!??! Ashton: It was kinda run down, anyway. Bartender: That's it! You are paying off all of the expenses!!! Ashton: But I don't have a single FOL on me! Bartender: Oh well, you will just have to work in my bar, then. Ashton: But, your bar is gone.... The Bartender then looks at Ashton and pulls out a box of nails and a hammer. Ashton: Oh no... You are not gonna make me...... The Bartender nods his head evilly and laughs maniaclly. Bartender: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ashton: Then, now I gotta rebuild this bar? END OF CHAPTER 6 I hope you are enjoying this. (I', doing it again..) E-mail me at expertise626@yahoo.com if you have any comments on the story.