You might be
a Metallica fan if:
- You own each and every Metallica record, including bootlegs
and covers on cassette CD, LP, VHS, dvd, MP3 and MD.
- You tend to quote Metallica lyrics all day long, driving
your friends nuts.
- This entire frickin' website is useless to you, because you
allready know everything. Hell, you know more about Metallica than Metallica itself.
- The term "Well'ard Stiffy Boyz" actually
makes sense to you.
- Your favorite material in handicraft is metal, and
preferably heavy metal.
- At parties, you insist Enter Sandman is played at least
three times.
- Your room has more Metallica stuff in it then any Metallica
recording studio.
- You know the lyrics to One, Unforgiven and Master by
heart, and reversed and in Russian too. (This doesnt count if you're from Russia)
- You've once slept in front of what you thought was Jasons'
house, just to get a glance of him, but instead it turned out to be an ordinary chophouse,
run by farmer couple.
- You consider naming your next child Jaymz, Kirk or Cliff.
- You have at least one Metallica tattoo.
- You tend to yell 'metal up your ass' at almost every
occasion.
- You consider headbanging a normal way of dancing.
- You don't even think about not wearing one of your Metallica
T-shirts and matching socks.
.... to be continued
Did you answered 'yes' to one or more of these questions,
you should really consider seeking professional help :)
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