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| Dumb Blonde Jokes Q: why do blondes look up and smile at lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: why do blondes have square breasts? A: because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box Q: why do ufo's and smart blondes have in common? A: you keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: why can't blondes count to 70? A: because 69 is a bit of a mouthful Q: what do blondes say after sex? A: "thanks, guys!" |
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| Vampire bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "Ok, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. ":Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didnt't" |
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| SPX is currently searching for a Jester, the Jester can show case his/her jokes here. (IYF"s) Reporter Darker Angel has researched some jokes and will be posting them in the magazine till the posistion is filled. |