Centar: How does your elementalist friend stay alive?
Cian: Well she uses mending and has a flame artifact that gives her 5 armor and 45 life. and when the enemy draws near she unleashes her firepower and makes them suffer
Centar:Nice! hey do you have some ale?
Cian: sure I do I wouldnt travel without it.. here you go
Centar: wow look! noobs! ha ha lets go kill them.
Cian: Hugh? wait, how do you know they are noobs?
Centar: ha ha .Well you see there leader? He is wearing pink armor for crying out loud I mean come on is he asking to be killed..lol
Cian: Doh! you are smart. I should of known that though.
Centar: it's not your fault, not all humans are as smart as us centar.
Cian: wait! are you calling me a dumb human?
Centar: what do you think? you are talking to the enemy arent you?
Cian: Well I was hoping to understand your kind
Centar: yeah yeah! thats what they all say right before slaughtering us. so you can save it.
Cian: ok yeah you have a point I am sorry my friend. Here take another ale.
Centar: No time friend enemies aproach, and I must protect my people. but I will be coming back for that ale. you can count on it. |
