Funny Labels

On A Bottle of Red Eye Platinum (A Kind Of Soda Sold In Pretty Much Every Vending Machine/ Store Around Australia!): Please Consult Your Doctor/Dietitian Before Consuming
On A Hair Dryer from Sears: Do Not Use While Sleeping
On A Bag of Fritos: You Could Be A Winner! No Purchase Necessary! Details Inside Bag!
On A Bar Of Dove Soap:Directions- Use Like Regular Soap
On Swann Frozen Foods:Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating
On A Shower Cap:Fits One Head
On The Bottom of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!
On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!
On A Rowenta Iron:Do Not Iron Clothes On Body
On Infant's Cough Medicine:Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!
On Nytol Sleeping Pills:Warning! May Cause Drowiness!
On Kitchen Knife:Warning! Keep out of Children!
On Christmas Lights:For Indoor and Outdoor use Only
On A Food Processor:Not To Be Used For Other Use
On A Superman Costume:The Wearing of this Garment does not enable you to fly
On A Chainsaw: Do Not Attempt To Stop With Hands!
On Planters Dry-Roasted Peanuts: Warning, May Contain Nuts
On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts: Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts

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