The greatest fight ever told.

Written by: Drew "Kyo" Pool


Drew VS Mike VS Jason

	
Three people stand outside of the Madison Square Mall on a beautiful day. And for the purposes of the fight sequence the parking lot is empty. A crowd of people stand a safe distance away to watch. The one named Jason is shorter than the other two and has a shaved head. The middle sized one is called Drew. The overly huge one is known as Mike.
	
Russ (played by Jet Li) stands in the centre of the three. He speaks.
	
"Ok, know I want this to be a good fight. I've paid off the cops and the Mall Security so you have free reign. Don't leave the parking lot if you can help it because, dammit, I wanna see this!" he look saround at the three. 

They all nod and then Mike opens his mouth to speak.
	
"Um, anything goes?" Mike asks.
	
"C."
	
"Does that mean we can do ANYTHING?"
	
"C."
	
"Ok, well then that's all."
	
"I.E.I."
	
Jason takes the towel from his shoulder and wipes his brow then asumes a fighting stance. Drew raises his arms and stretches them far apart the crouches into a Shoalin-style fighting stance. Mike just kinda stands there and raises his hands into a boxing stance.
	
"Ok, let's get it ON!" Russ says running off to join the crowd watching. 

Jason begins running at Mike who prepares for what he expects is coming. Jason rares back to punch Mike at a full run when from out of nowhere Drew kicks Jason in the side of the head with a flying kick. He then quickly turned to Mike and swept his legs out from under him in one swift motion.
	
And while Mike is in mid-air Drew kicks him in the stomch sending him flying into the air a good 50 feet. Drew grins to himself with satisfaction and looks up to watch Mike soar through the air. Just then Jason tackles Drew and sends them both flopping to the ground with a thud. Jason sits on top of Drew and begins punching him in the face. Drew quickly recovers after about 3 punches and catches Jason's hands and headbutts him. Jason hold his face as he cringes in pain.
	
Drew looks back up to find Mike and finds himself face to face with Mikes fist. The impact sends Drew flying straight through the Mall's outer wall and right into the front lobby of the arcade. He doesn't move.
	
Back outside Jason and Mike are going at it. Mike kicks Jason in the head which Jason recovers from quickly enough and lands a punch into Mike's nose. Mike stumbles backward not being able to see anything through his watering eyes. Jason begins punching Mike in the gut. The last punch sends Mike flying and he hits a light post. The post bends to accomidate Mike's impression from the force of the impact.
	
Jason turns to wal kback towards the crowd panting and smiling. When he reaches them he has caught his breath and he speaks with confidence.
	
" I did it. I did it. I am the supreme champion. I have conquered all competition for Jennifer. She must want me now." he looks in her direction. She doesn't notice, she's talking to Russ and Jackie about the fight. They reinact moves that were made. "Jennifer?" She turns to his voice. " I am the supreme champion."
	
"Supreme champion my ass." Drew says as he appears in the doorway. The crowd disperses from around them. Everyone is chatting enthusiastically. "You let Mike sucker-punch me then you have the gaul to call yourself supreme champion? HA! Come and fight me like a real man, coward." Drew stands confidently and waits for Jason to speak or attack.
	
He does neither He turns around a faces Mike who is imbedded in the light post. He raises a hand and with a flash of like Mike ignites into flame then explodes into hundreds of flaming gorey pieces.
	
"Well now we have no one to get in the way. I shall win Jennifer fair and square!" Jason says in a rage as he dashes for Drew. 

He lunges with is fist which Drew dodges and grabs. Using Jason's own momentum against him Drew sends Jason flying out into open parking lot. Drew takes off running to catch up with Jason when he hits the ground. Jason regains control of himself in the air and lands on his feet, but as soon as he touches solid ground he is air bourne once more, this time straight up. Drew jumps and comes even with Jason just as he reaches hang-time. He kicks Jason in the side and sends him back toward the Mall. He lands just before the crowd.
	
Drew comes up running shorly afterward. He sees Jennifer and their eyes meet. They smile at each other. Just then Jason stands up behind him and he has a... SHOVEL? He swings and hits Drew clean in the side of the head. Inside the imprint of Drew skull on the shovel blood smears the shiney metal. He drops the shovel and smiles at Jennifer whose face has contorted into pure rage.
	
"You...!" and before she finishes her sentence she punches clean through Jason face and her fist comes out the back all bloody. She retracts her arm and lets his body fall limp to the ground. She rushes over to Drew and holds his head in her arms. His eyes open and they smile at one another.
	
The camera fades away and the words, "The Greatest Fight Ever Told!" appear on the screen.
													
End.