Exctasy Arcade
Episode #5
"The End"

(The scene opens up to a graveyard. A party is going on. Music is playing.)

Jackie - This is so cool! My uncle really knows how to throw parties!

Jennifer - Your cousin is dead.

Jason - Yeah.

Jackie - Eh, well, that's how it goes. So, anyone for some pin the tail on the
dead exercise dude?

Mike - YEAH!!!

Gaurav - Why am I here?

Karisa - Like totally.

Melanie - Oh my god... We are like...... OUTSIDE!!!! WHERE ARE THE BIRDIES?!?!

Russ - C. I mean...... I.E.I.

(Just then DISCO MUSIC HITS!! Richard gets up from his coffin and we start
SWEATING TO THE OLDIES!!!)

*Those multi colored bars appear on the screen with the words "Please Standy"*

(The scene opens back up. We see the greatest human being ever to be made standing
in front of the camera.)

Jon - Recent events the past days have made me think. Think about my work here,
my writing, this story. What is TOO far when it comes to Exctasy Arcade? What can I say 
and what can't I say? My main goal here is to make YOU the audience either laugh,
feel sickened, or cry. I mean, if I can't do that, then what good is this story?
So..... I'm sad to say that this is the last episode to Exctasy Arcade..... I don't 
want anyone mad at me.... I don't want random people walking up to me stabbing me
with kitchen untensils... And I don't want little children kicking me in the shin
because that's as far as they can kick (sorry Jennifer)..... So.... Without further
ado I give to you the ENDING to Exctasy Arcade......

-Jackie-
Jackie eventually quit working at the arcade to fulfill his dream of becoming a gay
porn star with the name "Jacques". The arrow that hit Jennifer eventually wore off
so Jackie was free to have all the male action he wanted. Unfortunately 72 movies
into his career he developed a severe case of herpes which caused his penis to fall
off. He now lives in Montana... Or did until a vulture recently killed him.

-Jennifer-
After many years of chasing Jackie, Jennifer finally realized she needed more from life.
That's when she became a midget professional wrestler. She held several titles only to have
her career cut short by a concussion she suffered from a larger competitor. After her
retirement, she became the first ever midget wrestler to pose for Playboy. Today, she
lives in a van down by the river, where she repairs televisions and sells used cars.

-Jason-
Jason became the next Tom Cruise and is about to star in his 100th big screen movie.....
A role originally written for Jackie.... If you know what I mean..... 

-Mike-
Mike gave up DDR and became the first ever man to fly solo from Neptune to Uranus.

-Brian-&-Melanie-
Brian and Melanie eventually got married, had 16 kids, and lived happily ever after.......
With Brian's mom.

-Karisa-
Shaved her head, had a sex change, and became Boris. She now lives in Canada with....

-Russ-
Grew out his hair, had a sex change, and became Selena. Together Karisa and Russ
sponsor a little league hockey team and fly to Mexico every winter where Russ
teaches a class to young mexican children on how to grow the perfect tomato. C.

-RJ-
Was eventually broken down and put into a trash compactor somewhere. He has since
been recycled.

-Daniel-
He is still at the arcade.

-Gaurav-
Little Gaurav grew up to be Big G Money.... He is now a pimp AND he owns 6 Subways
in the greater Atlanta area. Way to go little guy.

-Pooja-
No, she isn't one of Gaurav's "hoes".... But she is the manager at one of the Subways
and at night she plays the saxophone at The Old Blues House.

-James-
James is now working part time at Jiffy Lube. At night he reads poetry.... to his 7 cats.

-Reggie-
Reggie is in jail surving life for murdering Richard Simmons. He didn't get the death 
penalty because his mom slept with the judge.

-Richard Simmons-
Is rotting away in some cemetary somewhere... Oh... that's mean.....

-Jon-
Is basically still the most incredible person ever. He is still helping out everyone
he can and making everyone's life just that much more wonderful. 

-The End-

What?
You want more?
You don't want it to end?
Lets let everything blow over for the next few days and then we will see about it.....

And let Jon get some sleep so he can think straight and not just throw random crap
together =)

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Next Time On...... EXCTASY ARCADE

The Evil Hyper-Curve arrives and all hell breaks loose at the arcade.......
And......... Brian brings his gift to Melanie......
And........ Oh yeah.. Who won the tournament?!?!?!?!?!?
All this and much more when JON HAS A DAY OFF!!!!!! 

*sigh*