50 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED
I know that I am constantly bored. One day I was so bored I decided to create this list of things to do when you are bored. I that you will be able to enjoy this lovely list I have compiled for you. Enjoy.
1. Go down to the local grocery store and go inside one of those freezer things and stare at people who pass by.
2. Get a boom box and play �Yellow Submarine� on full blast. Then get a bunch of people to follow you around and walk around the neighborhood.
3. Put something in the freezer that doesn�t belong in the freezer.
4. Try to write a poem about your least favorite teacher. Then turn it in to him/her next time you see them.
5. Put a giant mattress in a pool and see if you can float on it.
6. Draw on your face.
7. Conduct a survey at a place that has lots of people. Ask them really stupid questions that don�t make sense.
8. Try to vacuum all the snot out of your nose.
9. Call random people in the phonebook.
10. Write or draw something on your chest in suntan lotion, and lay in the sun for a couple hours.
11. Create a jetpack, then fly over to someone�s house dressed in a silver jumpsuit and tell them you are from the future.
12. Eat a banana, then throw the peel on the ground, then step on it and see if you really will slip and fall.
13. Recite the lyrics to a DEVO song besides whip it.
14. Try to make the world�s largest pancake.
15. Take the head of a doll and put it on a big stick. Then dance inside Taco Bell yelling �RECTUM STARTS WITH R.�
16. Try to count to infinity.
17. Go into McDonalds right when it opens and stay their until it closes. But only order one small drink while you are there and just refill it all day.
18. Fight your garden hose.
19. Try to jump on a trampoline with stilts on.
20. Sing Christmas carols to people, but not near Christmas time.
21. Go on chat rooms and bother people.
22. Listen to two different songs at the same time.
23. Tape water balloons to your chest.
24. Spin around in a lot of circles, try not to stop.
25. See how many pieces of gum you can chew at one time.
26. Make funny faces in the mirror.
27. Try to find a date at a grocery store.
28. Learn German.
29. Buy a top hat and a monocle and talk in a British accent.
30. Go on a big hill and roll apples down it.
31. Buy a crappy CD and smash it.
32. Go to the grocery store and make a giant domino set with all the cereal boxes.
33. Try to make a rap song about peanut butter.
34. Write a letter to Alex Trebek.
35. Drop thirteen mentos in a two liter bottle of soda.
36. Take a lot of mashed potato mix and put it all over your school�s grass. Then once the sprinklers turn on, it will make mashed potatoes on the grass.
37. Melt chocolate in the microwave and make a sculpture with it.
38. Turn your music up full blast and dress up in different accessories and dance and sing.
39. Go up to random people and say �I know what your doing with those babies.�
40. Try to make your cat do a back flip.
41. Drink a water bottle while jumping on a trampoline.
42. Attach wheels to a broken toilet and tie it to your bike to create a chariot.
43. Break those free aol CDs.
44. Make a lot of mashed potatoes and have a mashed potato fight.
45. Put on as many flotation devices on your body as possible and jump into a swimming pool.
46. Ride little girl bikes everywhere.
47. Go to Home Town Buffet and try to fit all the food in there on one plate.
48. Make a big sign that says FREE on it and set it up somewhere in a store.
49. Fill your bathtub with jell-o.
50. Make a list of things to do when you are bored.
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