HEY KIDDIES, IT's TIME FOR A THIRD AMAZING ADVENTURE, SO HERE IT IS:
oh yeah, the first 3 paragraphs are kind of boring so if you want to just skip to the 4th paragraph, that is ok
The Amazing Adventure of Alpancake, Wasabe, Speagsmanatee, and a little of Andrawrstelyo and Antoinette
One beautiful May 27, 2006 we were going to perform one of our, as i like to call them, "social experiments." We were going to get a 2 groups of people. One group wearing crazy hats and another wearing ties. We would then split up on opposite sides of the mall. After doing so, we were going to do some synchronized snapping, just like in West Side Story, and then meet up in the middle of the mall and have a dance off. We were to meet at the mall at noon. Well, pror to noontime Wasabe called me and asked for a ride there, so I picked him up from his house and then we went back to my house, then about 12:20 we left. On the way there we had to pick up my brother's stupid idiot friend and it took like 15 minutes to pick him up. Also in the car I got a call from Alpancake telling me that he was gonna be late also and I also got a call from Andrawrstelyo, telling me that he was just leaving with a friend. So we ended up being extremely late and showing up at about 12:50.
When we got there we met up with Alpancake and then we went inside the mall to search for other people who were supposed to meet us by Red Robbins. We found Chris and her crew and that was it. And then they had to leave for work because we were so late. So Alpancake, Wasabe, and I decided we would go see X-men 3. Before we did that we had to wait for Andrawrstelyo and his friend (or Antoinette as she will now be called). We then walked into the bookstore in the mall. Wasabe then bought a book about the justice league for some reason, while Alpancake and I took a look at Mormonism: for Dummies. Then we left to look for Andrawrstelyo and friend. We walked around the mall for a while, went up escalators, and other things. Then, after a while, we finally found them. We then told them the whole speil of how we were going to see X-men 3 instead of doing our experiment. It was fine with Andrawrstelyo, but Antoinette had already seen it. Although she had seen it we convinced her to go anyways. We then went to the theater and bought our tickets. After we bought the tickets, Alpancake and Wasabe went into the theater and Andrawrstelyo, Antoinette, and I went into the arcade nextdoor, which is called Tilt. I was going to play pacman, but some guy was hogging the Ms. Pacman/Galaga machine which was required of me to play Pacman. So I watched Andrawrstelyo and Antoinette play Marvel Vs. Capcom. After Andrawrstelyo kicked some booty, we went into the theater and joined Alpancake and Wasabe.
We then watched X-men 3. Antoinette listened to my ipod the whole time. Now I don't want to ruin the movie for anyone but I will give away a few things. Fat Albert was in it, day somehow turns to night in 5 seconds without the help of Storm, and for all of you Juggernaut, B**ch fans, you have something to look forward to. I also devoured both Alpancake and Wasabe's popcorn.
After the movie, we all went to Tilt. The Ms. Pacman/Galaga machine was once again being hogged, so i waited for it to not be hogged anymore. When it was free, I entered the code and started playing Pacman. I even gained a crowd of two asian people. While I was playing Andrawrstelyo and Antoinette told me they were leaving, but little did they know that they were leaving right before the good stuff happened. Well, when i lost all of my lives in Pacman I hung out with Alpancake because Wasabe was busy playing some game with a nerd guy. Alpancake and I roamed the arcade and found a machine that already had one quarter in it. We only needed two more to play it. Well, Alpancake told me to get two quarters from Wasabe, but i misheard and only got one from him. When I found this out I went back to the Sabe and asked him for another quarter, but he wouldn't give me one. Since Alpancake and I had an insufficient amount of quarters, we searched for a machine we could put our quarter to good use on. We passed a machine that was impossible to win (the one where you put the quarter in and it hits the pile of quarters and you win if no quarter's fall off) and I told Alpancake not to put it in that one. Well after searching around the place and finding tickets people had left behind on the way, Alpancake put the quarter in the impossible to win machine. All of a sudden tickets started shooting out of the machine. They were continuosly flowing at a moderate speed. There was no end. After about 5-7 minutes, the guy who worked there finally noticed us and told us that the machine was broken and that he had been fixing it all day. I then asked, "Do we still get to keep the tickets." He said that we did. That was the moment of triumph. We then walked over to the ticket booth and took a look at the prizes. Since we had so many tickets and the guy who worked there did not want to count all of them, he decided to give us 1000 tickets. We took a while to figure out what we wanted but after a while we finally decided what we wanted. The three items that caught our eye were these inflatable ball things for 200 tickets, sour punch straws for 100 tickets, and frooties (fruit flavored tootsie rolls) for 2/6 of a ticket. So we bought three of the balls (tee hee), 3 sour punch straws, and then we made him dump out the barrel of tootsie rolls and we counted 300 of them. The guy who worked there even helped us count them. I just want to mention now that the ball i bought popped right when i inflated it. Well after this we pestered the guy who worked there a little more and then we were off to go outside. Oh yes, we also have this nifty little picture we made the worker guy take with us:
So after this amazing event we walk outside and Alpancake says, "I wonder if there is anyone we know that we can tell what happened to us." We look around and all of a sudden we start cracking up. The reason of this was because the sister of Alpancake and some of her friends were sitting there. That was amazing how he told the future like that.
Here is a picture of them:
We also saw some people from America's Most wanted:
After this, we told Alpancake's sister and her crew of what happened. With this information they aquired some of them cheated the system by taking advantage of the broken machine. While this was going on Wasabe decided to read more of his book while Alpancake and I ate candy and tried to inflate our balls (tee hee). I think while doing this I heard Alexpancake (this is what i am going to call her as of now, but i will probably forget to so this will be her name in the story) and her friends making fun of us. While this was going on I noticed a cowboy I had never seen before:
Alpancake then explained to me that it was Bill Hart. That didn't interest me so I walked back inside Tilt and asked the worker guy how to inflate it because it was impossible to inflate. He said that i had to use a pump, so i said, "you mean one with a pin." He said, "yeah." I then said, "you mean one that you pump air with." He gave me a strange look and said, "yes." I left and I then started to eat my sour punch straw. While eating it, I peed in the fountain:
Then Wasabe took a picture of a painting for some reason:
After this Wasabe and Alpancake walked into Borders, leaving me to guard the stuff. Well, I called my parents to come and pick us up while they were in there, while doing this I walked around Johnny Rockets. My parents said that they would pick me up at JC Penny's even though we were far away from there. Then when I came back to Alexpancake and crew, I barged into their group without knowing what they were talking about and said, "Yes, me too." One of Alexpancake's friends asked me how i kept such a straight face. Well, if any of you know me, you would know that I cannot make a straight face, so I just ignored her question. I then stayed there and I probably said some dumb stuff, but i can't remember. Alexpancake and crew then decided to leave and go see a movie. While doing so, this kid got up who hadn't really said much and then he started smiling. I then put on an angry face and said to him, "What are you smiling at?" He wiped the smile of his face and then I said, "From now on, I am going to call you Birdman." He said, "ok" and that was the last I saw of them.
I then joined Wasabe and Alpancake in Borders. I found them reading. Alpancake reading some comic type book and Wasabe reading his Justice League book. I started talking to them but they decided to ignore me. I then mentioned something about Oprah being lesbian and they still ignored me. After blocking out some of Alpancake's pages with my hand, I finally got his attention and told him we had to go. He got up and now the problem was Wasabe. It was like he was in a trance. I thought of a way to get him out of it. Here is a before and after shot of my methods:
I would like to point out to whoever is reading this, that Wasabe in the after picture, is going to sit down in a corner to start reading again. So as you can tell, my methods were not effective. If you can not tell what is happening in the pictures, I ripped the book out of Wasabe's hands and then i pulled some books out of the shelf and threw them on the floor and yelled, "GET UP" at him. Since it didn't work however, I had to bother him untill he agreed to leave. On the way out I saw a Joker action figure, so i made Alpancake take a picture of it:
Once out of Borders, we started walking to JC Pennys. On the way there I decided to jump in one of the many fountains at the mall and run around in it:
I MADE FOOTPRINTS:
After this we continued our journey to the penny of JC. It was amusing to watch people look at me and my wet pants. When we finally got there, I took off my shoes and squeezed the water out of my socks. We waited for a while and they did not come. I thought I saw there car at one point, but it was a false alarm. I then decided to call them. I took my phone out of my backpack (it was in there cause i didn't want it to get wet from the fountain) and saw that I had a message. It was from my dad saying that he was in front of the movies. We then had to start walking back all the way to the theater. My parents found us before we got there. We hopped in the car and we were off to do more stuff.
My parents asked us if we wanted to go to Costco. We agreed and went to Costco. Now is a wonderful time to mention that Wasabe read the whole car trip. Another thing to mention is that my whole family was in the car except my brother who made us late. So I argued with my little sister for a while and then we made it to the almighty Costco. On the way in, I found a picture of some lady under a rock. It was weird. Once in, we departed from my parents and then we went to look for free samples. We were devestated when we found out that they didn't give them anymore at our Costco. We then went to the movie section and looked through all the movies. At one point Wasabe found the Mel Brook's Collection. I revealed that I had never seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights.. Shocked, Alpancake and Wasabe said that we must rent it. So we wasted more time at Costco, bought some drinks, adn we were off to Jack in the Box to get food since Costco didn't have any Hot Dogs or Pizza left.
We ate food from Jack In the Box.
After, we went to Blockbuster to rent Robbin Hood: Men in Tights. They didn't have it so we spent about 15 minutes looking for another movie, but couldn't find one. So we just went home instead.
We first dropped off Alpancake. Once he was gone I looked at Wasabe's book and noticed that he was already on page 156. That amazed me. I couldn't believe he had already read that much. Well anyways, Wasabe was dropped off and our adventure was ended.
THE END
**i would like to mention, i didn't really pee in the fountain or see people from america's most wanted, but they were still probably criminals**